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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

I'm at an impasse. Should I wait for @Flamelord to post, or should I go ahead and cross the bridge?

Although I gotta ask about a power if I do.

Is it against the rules to reinforce the bridge as long as you cross it? Like if a large vine was under the bridge holding it up while one walked across it, would it be fine to cross? I have a plan in order about how I'm getting through this castle, and this is one of the questions I need to ask.
@bloonewb@shmektheshmuck
"The name is Westley Stride. I'm here on behalf of one of the higher aristocrats in this city. I'll also decorate your house for you." Stride happened to note that the woman of the group was clearly trying to hide something, probably on that sheet of paper that was recently torn by Trei. Shame, really, as the red suited mafioso would've really liked to see what was written on there. Alas, he put that off to the side as he had an idea appear in his mind, one that would hopefully get him started on his task assigned by his employer."Ah, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. How extreme can we go with these dares?"
@KoL
I wasn't trying to be disrespectful or ignore any of it, in case I was.

Also I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say the Alchemist is studying us, and a clone concocted by the Alchemist is the final challenge, like the Dark Link battle from Ocarina of Time.
@bloonewb
We'll give him one more day before I post.

@shmektheshmuck
yo
@The Fated Fallen
You should.


bork
Bonesword
~Intermission~


With a new body in tow, the skeleton pressed forward, his little stump-minion coming with him. Stumpy hung around to carry the needless stuff with him, like booze, fruit snacks, and spare swords (despite these being ordinary swords). He stood in front of the teleporter, observing the thing for a minute. He was told by Eos that there was a series of 4 challenges awaiting all those who were willing, and by god was the swordsman willing. Bonesword crowded into the teleporter, sitting on top of Stumpy, and pressed the button that sent him directly to the castle of the Alchemist.

Once there, he rode Stumpy and waited as he heard the challenges being announced. They weren't actually all that bad, in the skeleton's opinion. It was largely just a bunch of trials that he couldn't even break the rules for if he wanted to. He continued listening to the Alchemist explain the rest of the challenge as he sipped his bottle of whiskey, the booze dripping down and being collected in a plastic bag the swordsman taped to his ribs prior to coming. Who knows when someone needs a drink that wasn't really drank?

After the alchemist finished speaking, the swordsman looked for any fellow Machina that he could group up with. Not before long he found a soldier for the Machina. He approached her and spoke to her. "Hey, fellow Machina soldier. Care to team up with this swordsman for this? Strength is within numbers, after all." Bonesword was closing his bottle of whiskey as he said this, and he gently placed it within a knapsack tied to Stumpy.

@KoL@Flamelord
In the crypt...

Irthorne waited to hear another noise before he instructed the others to proceed, but then he caught a glimpse of Kara sneaking up with her knife and her bandana, probably trying to get the sneak attack on the thing that had yelled. Bartimus was following her closely, which was a good sight to see when the shit began to hit the fan when it did, and everyone else within the crypt crew was preparing for a combat session.

That combat would arrive very shortly, as Kara would walk face-first into the ribcage of a colossal skeleton, breathing heavily down onto her hair and with the loudest voice imaginable. Just about 14 smaller skeletons were grouped up behind him, most likely belonging to goblins and dwarves and such. The colossal skeleton stared directly at Kara and began to yell directly at her with a voice that rivaled the anger held within Irthorne.

"ALRIGHT YOU BONEY FUCKBOYS. WE HAVE SOME MOTHERFUCKING COMPANY THAT WE NEED TO KICK THEIR SHIT DIRECTLY INTO. LET'S BEAT THEM THE FUCKITY SHIT DOWN!"



On the flipside...

A couple of goblins a far distance away from the surface crew dropped dead, but when that happened, the wagon was alerted to the recent deceased goblins, and the slave goblins quickly ran around the wagon and got behind it to use it as cover. As the wagon stopped moving, one could begin to see some steam blow out from under the wheels, as the wagon began to grow slightly taller. Once more, the voice of a goblin could be heard as a cannon was lifted out of the back of the wagon and aimed at the surface crew.

"Ah-ha! I see a couple of explorers guarding the entrance to the crypt my boss owns! This'll be a good test for good-old Bertha here. TIME TO LET IT GO!"

The cannon fired, but it did not fire a cannonball. Soon, the surface crew would be able to see that the cannon wasn't your normal armament, but rather something far more sinister. A sound cannon, and it was causing the grass to shake around the surface crew as the wind blew and the deafening noise of the cannon sounded through the entire area.

And it hurt. It hurt incredibly.

@Cuccoruler@BKburke@Bishop@The Wild West@DracoLunaris@Turbowraith@Horrid@Starberries@Kafka Komedy@BCTheEntity
@KoL
I wanted a few posts between mine because it allows for an excuse for Bonesword to actually find another body.

I'll still probably go ahead and do it anyways because reasons.
@Crossfire



I should've pinged you about this when I posted it. Apologies.
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