If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
I'm at an impasse. Should I wait for @Flamelord to post, or should I go ahead and cross the bridge?
Although I gotta ask about a power if I do.
Is it against the rules to reinforce the bridge as long as you cross it? Like if a large vine was under the bridge holding it up while one walked across it, would it be fine to cross? I have a plan in order about how I'm getting through this castle, and this is one of the questions I need to ask.
@bloonewb@shmektheshmuck "The name is Westley Stride. I'm here on behalf of one of the higher aristocrats in this city. I'll also decorate your house for you." Stride happened to note that the woman of the group was clearly trying to hide something, probably on that sheet of paper that was recently torn by Trei. Shame, really, as the red suited mafioso would've really liked to see what was written on there. Alas, he put that off to the side as he had an idea appear in his mind, one that would hopefully get him started on his task assigned by his employer."Ah, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. How extreme can we go with these dares?"
@KoL I wasn't trying to be disrespectful or ignore any of it, in case I was.
Also I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say the Alchemist is studying us, and a clone concocted by the Alchemist is the final challenge, like the Dark Link battle from Ocarina of Time.
Name: Tibulass Sepitan (color is f6989d) Was previously Tibulus Sepitan and Jackson Rhodes Age/Race/Gender: Unknown, Est. Late 20s / Funganoid(?)-Human / Female Deceased / Funganoid (see Powers) / Male Appearance:
Take a skeleton, add a blue mushroom helmet, give the mushroom gray spots, and the skeleton has blue lights for pupils. That's literally the base appearance for Tibulus. Otherwise, a tight navy jumpsuit is worn at all times by Tibulus, and is never taken off as it protected a large amount of critical vines and cargo.
Occupation: Electrician, Botanist and Pilot. Weapons: The only real weapon that Tibulass will carry is her custom made stun blaster, powered by the coherent power of Funganoids being able to create a good amount of electricity with direct contact. The stun blaster is a pistol with no real lethality unless it connects to bare skin. Otherwise, it acts as an EMP and will short-circuit any technology it comes into contact with, but it must be charged with every use and can only short circuit for a small amount of time. Besides the stun blaster, she also carries a single glove, able to amplify the electricity generated from being a Funganoid into electrical punches. It causes a similar EMP effect to the stun blaster but does it over an area. The stronger the punch, the more area it will cover. If a punch is too strong, it will cause Tibulass to go unconscious due to an overcharge. Periods of unconsciousness can be from a minute to 2 hours. Armor: Power armor is the way to go, and Tibulus carries around a lightweight full-body shield unit. It coats the whole body in a relatively strong shield, and it shall hold up for a damn good time. When it's depleted, however, it will cause an EMP around her in about a 2 meter radius, and will not work for a good amount of time. Once it's recharged though, the EMP will also be recharged, so there's that bit of tidbitual informationing. Items: - A bunch of rechargeable batteries, which could have had the energy absorbed out of in order to get Tibulus drunk. - A photo of Tibulus when he was alive, with his wife and 2 kids, William and Rodney. - Multiple cigars. It's rare to see her without one in her mouth. - A single snack-pack of Goldfish brand crackers. He wants to find more. Skills: - Tibulass claims she can pilot anything with a simple look over the controls. This has been unproven. - Tibulass has extensive knowledge of electronics, and can create incredible things provided you give her resources and time. - Tibulass is a botanist, and as such he has extensive knowledge of plant life. From crossbreeding to genetically engineering. - Tibulass is a master when it comes to the art of knitting. Nobody knows why. Powers:
The Funganoid is a relatively newly discovered race, taking on the appearance of a parasitic fungus that will attempt to latch onto any deceased life within a good radius and effectively reanimating them and using the deceased as a body. This is not a case of zombies, this is a case of the person being given a second chance at life, as the deceased is reanimated with all knowledge from the previous life that they have experienced, and is largely the same person as they once were. This is overshadowed, however, by the grotesque appearance of the deceased as they slowly lose all of their skin (provided they had any) and become the definition of feared. One of the most interesting traits of the funganoid is the unexplained ability they possess. When a funganoid possesses a host, the host gains the ability to conduct a certain kind of static electricity through their bones, and some are even able to channel it into fully fledged thunderbolts of destruction. This is reserved only for the most experienced of the race, and currently only one funganoid was found with this capability. Due to their skeletal bodies, funganoids are considered immortal, and cannot die from old age. In addition, the funganoid does not have a need to eat, drink, or breathe, unless they so desire to. They also cannot be afflicted with mortal ailments excluding any sort of brain disease, which is typically passed down genetically anyway. Further research is being conducted on the nature of these mysterious beings. ~ Professor B. Nan; Head of the Racial Research Branch in [REDACTED]
Hidden within the confines of their attire, this race of fungal skeleton is able to spread a large cluster of vines out from the confines of their ribs, all seemingly stemming from some sort of heart. These vines are able to act as individual hands, allowing them to perform specific tasks at the will of the host. Using these vines comes at a price, however, as the heart is an extremely vulnerable target to any aggressors, and it can lead to critical health if this heart is hit. A rather... interesting discovery of recent times came about with the existence and study of 'Tibulus Sepitan', a retired pilot. From observing him for a short amount of time, it can be deduced that funganoids possess motor skills far greater than any human being currently alive. The subject cancelled the study after a week due to the mental strain it put on his body, and he requested to be moved as far away from [R͟E̷D̵̸͜A̕͘̕C̀͠T̶̢E̸͝D̶͞͠҉͠] as possible. Sepitan was later moved to [R͟E̷D̵̸͜A̕͘̕C̀͠T̶̢E̸͝D̶͞͠҉͠], and further studies have ceased unless he desires to continue them. ~ Professor B. Nan; Head of the Racial Research Branch in [REDACTED]
No research has been conducted yet on this topic.
Other: Tibulass is believed to have psionic aptitude that contribute to her electrical abilities. Tibulus was 5'7" tall, and Tibulass is 5'9".
With a new body in tow, the skeleton pressed forward, his little stump-minion coming with him. Stumpy hung around to carry the needless stuff with him, like booze, fruit snacks, and spare swords (despite these being ordinary swords). He stood in front of the teleporter, observing the thing for a minute. He was told by Eos that there was a series of 4 challenges awaiting all those who were willing, and by god was the swordsman willing. Bonesword crowded into the teleporter, sitting on top of Stumpy, and pressed the button that sent him directly to the castle of the Alchemist.
Once there, he rode Stumpy and waited as he heard the challenges being announced. They weren't actually all that bad, in the skeleton's opinion. It was largely just a bunch of trials that he couldn't even break the rules for if he wanted to. He continued listening to the Alchemist explain the rest of the challenge as he sipped his bottle of whiskey, the booze dripping down and being collected in a plastic bag the swordsman taped to his ribs prior to coming. Who knows when someone needs a drink that wasn't really drank?
After the alchemist finished speaking, the swordsman looked for any fellow Machina that he could group up with. Not before long he found a soldier for the Machina. He approached her and spoke to her. "Hey, fellow Machina soldier. Care to team up with this swordsman for this? Strength is within numbers, after all." Bonesword was closing his bottle of whiskey as he said this, and he gently placed it within a knapsack tied to Stumpy.
Irthorne waited to hear another noise before he instructed the others to proceed, but then he caught a glimpse of Kara sneaking up with her knife and her bandana, probably trying to get the sneak attack on the thing that had yelled. Bartimus was following her closely, which was a good sight to see when the shit began to hit the fan when it did, and everyone else within the crypt crew was preparing for a combat session.
That combat would arrive very shortly, as Kara would walk face-first into the ribcage of a colossal skeleton, breathing heavily down onto her hair and with the loudest voice imaginable. Just about 14 smaller skeletons were grouped up behind him, most likely belonging to goblins and dwarves and such. The colossal skeleton stared directly at Kara and began to yell directly at her with a voice that rivaled the anger held within Irthorne.
"ALRIGHT YOU BONEY FUCKBOYS. WE HAVE SOME MOTHERFUCKING COMPANY THAT WE NEED TO KICK THEIR SHIT DIRECTLY INTO. LET'S BEAT THEM THE FUCKITY SHIT DOWN!"
On the flipside...
A couple of goblins a far distance away from the surface crew dropped dead, but when that happened, the wagon was alerted to the recent deceased goblins, and the slave goblins quickly ran around the wagon and got behind it to use it as cover. As the wagon stopped moving, one could begin to see some steam blow out from under the wheels, as the wagon began to grow slightly taller. Once more, the voice of a goblin could be heard as a cannon was lifted out of the back of the wagon and aimed at the surface crew.
"Ah-ha! I see a couple of explorers guarding the entrance to the crypt my boss owns! This'll be a good test for good-old Bertha here. TIME TO LET IT GO!"
The cannon fired, but it did not fire a cannonball. Soon, the surface crew would be able to see that the cannon wasn't your normal armament, but rather something far more sinister. A sound cannon, and it was causing the grass to shake around the surface crew as the wind blew and the deafening noise of the cannon sounded through the entire area.
Name: Tibulus Sepitan (color is a7a7a7) Age/Race/Gender: Deceased / Funganoid (see Powers) / Male Appearance: Take a skeleton, add a blue mushroom helmet, give the mushroom gray spots, and the skeleton has blue lights for pupils. That's literally the base appearance for Tibulus. Otherwise, a tight navy jumpsuit is worn at all times by Tibulus, and is never taken off for an unknown reason. Occupation: Electrician, Botanist and Pilot. Weapons: The only real weapon that Tibulus will carry is his custom made stun blaster, powered by the coherent power of Funganoids being able to create a good amount of electricity with direct contact. The stun blaster is a pistol with no real lethality unless it connects to bare skin. Otherwise, it acts as an EMP and will short-circuit any technology it comes into contact with, but it must be charged with every use and can only short circuit for a small amount of time. Besides the stun blaster, he also carries a single glove, able to amplify the electricity generated from being a Funganoid into electrical punches. It causes a similar EMP effect to the stun blaster but does it over an area. The stronger the punch, the more area it will cover. If a punch is too strong, it will cause Tibulus to have a migraine. Armor: Power armor is the way to go, and Tibulus carries around a lightweight full-body shield unit. It coats the whole body in a relatively strong shield, and it shall hold up for a damn good time. When it's depleted, however, it will cause an EMP around him in about a 2 meter radius, and will not work for a good amount of time. Once it's recharged though, the EMP will also be recharged, so there's that bit of tidbitual informationing. Items: - A bunch of rechargeable batteries, which can have the energy absorbed out of in order to get Tibulus drunk. - A photo of Tibulus when he was alive, with his wife and 2 kids, William and Rodney. - Multiple cigars. It's rare to see him without one in his mouth. - A single snack-pack of Goldfish brand crackers. He wants to find more. Skills: - Tibulus claims he can pilot anything with a simple look over the controls. This has been unproven. - Tibulus has extensive knowledge of electronics, and can create incredible things provided you give him resources and time. - Tibulus is a botanist, and as such he has extensive knowledge of plant life. From crossbreeding to genetically engineering. - Tibulus is a master when it comes to the art of knitting. Nobody knows why. Powers:
The Funganoid is a relatively newly discovered race, taking on the appearance of a parasitic fungus that will attempt to latch onto any deceased life within a good radius and effectively reanimating them and using the deceased as a body. This is not a case of zombies, this is a case of the person being given a second chance at life, as the deceased is reanimated with all knowledge from the previous life that they have experienced, and is largely the same person as they once were. This is overshadowed, however, by the grotesque appearance of the deceased as they slowly lose all of their skin (provided they had any) and become the definition of feared. One of the most interesting traits of the funganoid is the unexplained ability they possess. When a funganoid possesses a host, the host gains the ability to conduct a certain kind of static electricity through their bones, and some are even able to channel it into fully fledged thunderbolts of destruction. This is reserved only for the most experienced of the race, and currently only one funganoid was found with this capability. Due to their skeletal bodies, funganoids are considered immortal, and cannot die from old age. In addition, the funganoid does not have a need to eat, drink, or breathe, unless they so desire to. They also cannot be afflicted with mortal ailments excluding any sort of brain disease, which is typically passed down genetically anyway. Further research is being conducted on the nature of these mysterious beings. ~ Professor B. Nan; Head of the Racial Research Branch in [REDACTED]
Other: Nothing here yet!
I should've pinged you about this when I posted it. Apologies.
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>