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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Roughdragon1
I shall post tomorrow then.

Because SUSPENSE.
@Roughdragon1
Who's posting first?


I'm about 20% sure I need to go over some stuff, especially considering I know fuckall about One Piece, but eh. I'm fine with throwing it at you for now.
@Regitnui
I hath made edits.

Also, probably just gonna have Xoxi play vidya with Pudding for the timeskip majority, or I'll have her go and stop like a singular bank robbery.
Anomaly

Ding.

Right on cue.

Anomaly ran out of the elevator and darted towards the situation in Despite her legs being in pain because she's run so much in the past hour, she was glad to finally be able to assist with this... beast thing. There wasn't a ton for her to do now, but she was there in case she had to provide support to the other Epics in the room. They looked like they had everything under control, though, which gave Anomaly mixed feelings. She was glad that she didn't have to help, but at the same time she wished she could help out. Maybe it wasn't too late, though...

"Do you guys need any help with this thing?" Anomaly felt like she had to ask to help out, or she'd just be interpreted as getting in the way of justice. Her psychic hands were on standby if she had to act, though, and she'd put them to good use. Thankfully, as soon as she asked, the Epic that was currently holding it's feet in place spoke up. "Yeah, actually! Help me hold it down!" Anomaly nodded as she was given her task, and she sent her psychic hands towards the feet of the Behir while increasing their size, landing each hand on the feet and gripping them with her life. She wasn't going to let this thing go anywhere, especially not in front of Spectrum.
@The Fated Fallen
Thanks friend!
@Roughdragon1
Never would I imagine that I would see the term "stub-punching" in a sentence.

You have proved me wrong, and made me laugh.

gg
Anomaly

"Trying to calm it down, but yeah," Anomaly replied to the question of her massaging the snapper. She thought it would work, and while it didn't because Alto dropped the thing in a lake. The situation was pretty much handling itself at this point, it would seem, and the other Epics were leaving the scene while Anomaly simply watched. Kinda sucky that she couldn't help out a ton, but eh, she tried. Today wasn't a good day to show off, but she knew one would come around eventually. Anomaly did help that family, though, and that was a win in her book. Little by little, Anomaly was making a name for herself, and someday, the little things she would do would amount to something not-so-little.

Xoxi lowered her bandanna to her neck as she walked away from the scene, heading towards the alley with her bag in it. She wasn't about to leave that bag behind, nor was she about to leave those harpies al- oh. Looks like that motorcycle guy ran them over... huh... speaking of harpies, something much bigger was erupting from the top of that skyscraper... and it looks like the Epics up there could use a hand or two, and Xoxi was willing to get involved.

What started as a walk broke into a run as Xoxi pulled her bandanna up, sprinting towards the skyscraper where the building was. Her bag could wait, this was slightly more important. At least, she thought it was more important than her bag, so that said something.

As soon as Anomaly made it inside of the bottom floor of the skyscraper, she immediately went to the elevators and hit the top floor as her destination. Never mind the person at the front desk, she had business to attend to dammit! She just wished she had some sort of mobility with her power, because running everywhere sucked.

Kyoshi leaped down from the building and rushed inside of the building, the idea of being a bit stealthy pretty much thrown out the window. Now was the time for action, and boy was she ready to get this party started!

She rushed in, and before anyone had time to react, Kyoshi rose up a large semicircular wall around the entrance that the Minutemen were at, the wall also surrounding the group of men that were prepared to swing at the hero team. Blugh, didn't these guys know to run like their boss did? With a quick chop to her side, Kyoshi delivered a nasty chop to the head of the guy on her right, the chop also sending a concrete pillar out from the opposite side of the wall and into the guy on her left, knocking both of them out cold. The final guy stood there for a second before raising his hands and surrendering to Kyoshi.

"Run," ordered Kyoshi, and like she was Shatterpoint himself, the man barreled out of the warehouse, past all of the Minutemen, down through an alley, and into the streets. "That... was kinda fun, but that's not the objective."

Kyoshi lowered the barrier to about half her height as she ducked behind it. That way, her team could pass through and get inside the warehouse or use the wall as cover. Whatever they wanted was cool, but for the moment, Kyoshi was gonna try and recover from her arms being in pain from that chop. She'd need some ice later...
Bonesword and The Frog
@Awesomoman64@Lonewolf685

The vines around Bonesword fell to the ground as wolf dispelled the illusions in the air, and as the vines fell, so did the face of the ghostly man standing above him. That being said, the skeleton did experience a very severe headache due to the dispelling affecting his own soul. Why it did this, however, he didn't know off of the top of his head, but it hurt him beyond belief.

The Frog, however, leaped high up into the sky as Wolf opened fire on him and Luci, allowing for the Frog to dodge the bullets fairly easily. While in the air, the Frog pulled out his Rainbow Cannon, and he loaded up the similar buckshot rounds that he used frequently. As he landed, he raised his Cannon towards Wolf and opened fire, chanting the same noise as before.

"RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-Wargh!" The seemingly endless stream of shotgun rounds was silenced as the puppet's body was impaled dead-center by a singular blade, the Shroomblade. A few seconds of shock passed before the puppet was emblazened with a green light, sending the puppet onto the ground.

Bonesword rose from the ground, still incredibly dazed by the dispel Wolf had used before. Only one of his eye sockets was illuminated by a dim green glow, but the skeleton remained alive. He staggered towards the lifeless body of the Frog, stuck on his blade, and he pulled the puppet off with a quick yank, placing the body in his knapsack in case it wasn't really dead. He kept the gun apart from the bag, though, for the same reasoning.

"Wolf... you get your ass out of that slime... we-grrgh... gotta go get the princess..."
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