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Who here likes cuddles?
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If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Without as much of a moment of hesitation, Tibulass grabbed the tablet and glass before tossing the pill back in her mouth and eagerly drinking the entire glass. The girl didn't even take a moment to breathe in between gulps before the entire glass of water was nothing more than air and about four drops of liquid. Taking a few labored breaths as her heart rate lowered from the sudden prospect of a remedy, Tibulass groaned an odd statement. "I haven't drank water in decades..."

The girl took one more deep breath before she spoke again. "... Stryker said something about a morgue patient. They wouldn't have worked... because their body'd be... decomposing. The berserker had a fresh body... and while what I did might... be a little wrong ethically... she did try to kill me. Heh..." The girl chuckled at her own joke before she tried to stand up, using the sink as a handle to keep her from falling over in a fit of dizziness. "... I think... I need a real bed... are there any left in the hold or whatever... you call the cabins?"

@t2wave


"H-hey!" Digbie yelped as he saw the Source Gem leave his grasp and fly towards Mourningstar. The exchange caused Digbie to huff in dissatisfaction. "You could've asked, y'know..." The greenskin sulked for a moment before he was suddenly surprised to see the appearance of a new caricature around here, a slime this time. The slime came in yelling, causing Digbie to cover his ears and listen through a barrier. It was up until he heard the slime call for a goblin that he didn't listen much.

"Goblin, you're with me! We're going to be digging up to create a palasade up above the entrance of the cave so we can drop rocks on their staging area, and hopefully thin their numbers!"

Digging, you say? Why, that's too good of an opportunity to pass up! After he was done talking, Rain said something about the slime's name being Jason, so that's what Digbie went with as he spoke up. "The name's Digbie, and you've got my assistance, Jason!" The goblin eagerly followed Jason after grabbing 3 Mana Crystals from the pile. He needed those in case he ran out of MP for his arsenal, even if it was meager.

Once he was with the slime and they were in position, he began to help dig. He was following Jason's lead for digging, and his pickaxe definitely helped make quicker work of the rocks and rubble in the path. If it helped raise his stats as well as help push for victory, he was willing to do it.

A thought passed through Digbie's mind while he and Jason worked. "Jason? There's one goblin that's different, a girl one I think. I think she may be like us. If we see her, can we try and get her in our group?"






Digbie noticed the system update and took it with a bit of a smile. He'd gotten an improvement, and even though he's not exactly the best character for this upgrade, he took it with a smile on his face. He pondered for what to allocate his new skill points for as he lifted up a bit of rat meat, chewing it reluctantly as he made his decision.

He desired to allocate 2 of his points to {Soil Manipulation}, desiring to make that a usable skill to him.

Next, he still had 3 points to work with. He wanted to keep hold of the skill points for a while longer and use them later, but then he had a particular idea. He was curious as to what {Point-Strike} was. Sounded interesting to him, so he decided to finish his allocations to that.

"Two points to {Soil Manipulation} and three points to {Point Strike}, please!"

Digbie turned to the rest of the group before he noticed the pile of craziness in the pile. That's a ton of crystals there, but one looked a bit more... intriguing to Digbie. He couldn't put his finger on it, but he swore that crystal was calling to him. Before anyone could suggest a different thing for him to do, Digbie attempted to use his new {Soil Manipulation} skill to pull the Source Crystal to himself, using the soil under it to lift it up and levitate it over to him.

"The green crystal is what I want, and that's it."

After that was over with and the crystal was in Digbie's free hand, the goblin made his suggestion to the party as for their next plans. "Isn't there an exit to this cave? Those two goblins might be hatching a plan to try and hurt us, so maybe we can get out before that happens? I think the exit was that way." Digbie pointed towards the destination that the goblins went in, but a little bit more to the side. He wasn't allowed to leave a lot, but he distinctly remembered one time he did leave. He was forced to sleep in the rain, and it sucked. That's what he got for being a silly goblin.

Opening the bag, you find a bag full of bullets! They seem to be similar to smaller buckshots, but that's just fine. It's already a wrist mounted shotgun effectively, so the perks definitely outweigh the benefits.

"You forgot 'em when we left Grodlar's earlier." Stride was quick with his conversation before he went back to speaking to Magdalene. He was invested with the conversation, interestingly enough.

Reinspecting your arm, you notice a random green wire on the side of it, and the wire is moving. It also smells like basil, so when a small little snake pokes it's head out of your arm and licks your nose, you don't really flinch. It's kind of cute, in a weird way.
@The Fated Fallen
Pretty good. I got a new girlfriend, I got paid last Tuesday, I'm losing weight, and I got some exciting news for my educational future.

In other words...

EVERYTHING'S
COMING
UP

The sudden realization hits you that you never actually bought ammunition. Confound it all! The lunacy! The craziness! The absolute horror! How are you to defend yourself without ammun- "Oi, Skinner. Catch."

You see a small bag flying towards you at an alarming rate, you've got just a moment to react to it before it collides with your upper body. If you had to guess what was in that bag, you'd assume the bullets you forgot to purchase are in there.
Observing your arm, you feel a bit scared to mess with the intricacies of your mechanics. Your arm is a sweet piece of work, and messing with it might cause the entire arm to screw up and render itself useless. Of course, you can still try, but you may not be able to fix anything for a while if you mess it up.

Speaking of intricacies, you notice that you have no ammo for the shotgun on your arm. Maybe that should be restocked?
@Xandrya
I should've pinged you in my post.

Ping!
Ok, New Plan!
[collab between @BCTheEntity, @Old Amsterdam and myself.]

There he was, the big bad co-leader of the Rockers himself. T'was Shatterpoint in the flesh. Mastar admitted, it was pretty cool being around one of the bigger bads in Denver, but only slightly. He was still a bad guy, after all. Given that Ceramix was somewhat handled right now, plush the bigger names of Kyoshi, Outsider, and Sylph working on him, Mastar felt it was just a little better for her to round back up to the PRT and try to receive orders. Now from who, that'd be figured out in a few.

Mastar's body liquified into a complete tar form before it convulsed and shot off of Ceramix's hand, getting a very small amount of air time (just enough for Mastar to be safely in front of Shatterpoint) before it landed and Mastar returned to her standard form, in a running position this time. She was sprinting towards Messiah and Tiger Lily instinctively, probably because if she was to be a Ward, she'd be taking orders from the older of the two girls.

Messiah had to admit, she'd been ecstatic with how things had been turning out until Shatterpoint showed up. Ceramix's golem was crippled and grappled, the Rockers' thugs were being rounded up and coralled with relative ease, Furnace was assisting with her heat ray's ambient effects, and best of all, the civilians had made it out of there apparently unscathed! Things were going great! Then, alas, the second-in-command made his appearance, and a lot of things started to break - suits, guns, Angel's side, Outsider's face, and perhaps a little of Alessa's confidence in how the situation was being handled, especially with Furnace moving out to try and head off the villain. Even Lillian returned to her side, citing her inability to really face off against Shatterpoint properly.

'It's gonna be okay, Lily,' Alessa soothed, pulling her behind some fallen debris and only poking her eyes out from behind it to glance at the situation herself. 'We have so many heroes here, there's no way he can realistically win. It's just a matter of how...' And frankly, her proposal to Inkscape to try and foam Shatterpoint was pretty good indeed. It just needed some expanding upon.

Lo and behold, one of the newer heroes on the block started practically charging towards Alessa and Lillian - Mastar, if she recalled correctly, though the girl in question had just before been a pile of black goo, and furthermore looked nothing like her transformed state. Readying herself, Alessa grabbed Mastar as she rounded the debris pile, spinning her around and ducking her behind the rubble along with Lily and herself.

'Hi there!' she greeted, looking the girl over in quick glances between her and Lily and thinking about the matter of how she could help. She had been put into a leadership position; so far, she felt she hadn't been living up to that. Time to change that aspect of herself, then. She had a decent idea in mind already, but to be sure, she quickly asked 'Do you reckon you have the capacity to do anything to stop or slow down Shatterpoint? Any abilities I may not be aware of that could help here, as it were?'

"....I might be able to hold him for a second in hand-to-hand with my reflexes..." Lillian muttered.

"Well, I can do a lot." Mastar spoke as she sat there for a moment. She was kind of startled by the sudden grabbing of her body and pulling around to the side, but she had to get over that for the time being. She was on the job, even if she wasn't getting paid for it just yet. "I'm certain that I can take a direct blow from Shatter without... well... I guess turning to goop would be a lie there, lovelies." Mastar paused for a brief moment. "Viscera is a much better word."

Mastar glanced to the side to see the thugs she controlled a minute ago now unconscious on the ground, their faces in the tar they threw up. "... I also control people that ingest me, if that helps, luv~."

Oh. Oh oh oh. Okay, she had a bit of a plan forming now. Alright, that could work... yes, if they...

'Okay, here's the plan. Lily, you head out in that direction, make a lot of noise, and distract him for as long as you can without taking a hit,' she began, pointing in one direction. Pointing the other way, she continued 'Mastar, go in that direction until you're on his other side, then flank him, gum him down, try and take control of his body, whatever you can manage. Once you do that, I can trap him in a cage of, uh, sort of like heat sparks, you know?' After all, if she could achieve that with Scarecrow with help, why not Shatterpoint, who was nothing like as flexible?
'And once we've gotten that done,' she concluded, pressing the button on her communicator to talk to the other Protectorate heroes: 'Mastar, Tiger Lily and I have come up with a plan. Once Shatterpoint is in preliminary containment, somebody cover him in containment foam, quick.' Another glance over the pile of debris, though, proved that that suggestion was being taken, ah, pre-emptively?

'Crud. Gogogo!' she insisted, waving Lily and Mastar out to start their phase of the plan, staying put for now in preparation to leap out and perform her part of the combination technique. The moment she felt Mastar had done all she could, she'd create a net of heat sparks around Shatterpoint, hopefully trapping him long enough to deal with him - if whatever that other guy was doing didn't achieve that in its own right.

In an instant, Lillian moved, making a beeline directly for Shatterpoint. She could buy everyone a few seconds, she was sure of it.

I can do this, Lillian thought to herself as she flipped over a fallen table in her way.

As soon as she heard Messiah's eager attempts at command, Mastar darted towards Shatter's flank, only to feel a part of her be displaced by something nearby. Hermes, that quasi-teleporting parahuman, was behind Shatterpoint within an instant, holding one of the containment grenades used to handle threats like this. That certainly shifted the tides of this battle.

Still, she had a command. She couldn't be a Ward if she couldn't listen to commands! Mastar still ran forward, her arms reducing themselves to a tarry-state in preparation for globbing Shatterpoint. Once she got close enough for a clear shot, Mastar unleashed a volley of globbed projectiles towards Shatterpoint, aiming for his head and arms. Of course, the efforts left her armless, but it was a worthy sacrifice in her eyes (especially since she was already beginning to regen due to the loss of enough mass).



Civilian Protection

Kyoshi saw Shatterpoint shoot out of Ceramix's chest. At first, she was kind of scared, since Shatterpoint was a real big threat to the situation, but as everyone kind of converged to help take him down, Kyoshi felt like her duty was more or less to handle Ceramix a bit more before he could repair his goliath of a suit. Jesus that was terrifying as well. Pretty much everything was terrifying to her right now, to be entirely honest, but then again, that was normal.

A large crowd of civilians was moving through the area, seemingly one of the few remaining crowds clearing the area, and unfortunately for them, the Rockers were hot on their tail, trying to cause their brand of havoc. Unfortunately for the rockers and fortunately for the civilians, Kyoshi ran forward towards the crowd and immediately stomped, causing the ground to soften under the feet of the Rockers before it solidified around the legs of the group. They couldn't move with how deep their feet were in the ground, so they were halted. The civilians continued to run forward as their assailants eagerly picked at the ground trying to free themselves.



Troubling Developments

"Sparce. Hey Sparce."

Sparce isn't available right now, please leave a message after the beep.

...

Beeeep.


"Now's not the time for practicing your comedy routine. It's good though."

What's concerning you more now? Healer and Whipstitch freaking out, us not being able to get better powers, or the Community spy?

"Everything, pretty much."

We can make heads and tails of the better powers and Community spy later. Right now you should probably get Healer some attention medically or something. She's bleeding kind of bad.

Farce snapped back into reality from the conversation with Sparce as she looked at Healer. "Healer, go to the bathroom and try to staunch the bleeding." Despite being the impromptu leader here, Farce's voice was more motherly than anything. She really liked Healer, and she didn't want a person like her to die right now. At least, not because of a glass cut that was self-inflicted.

Turning to the group, Farce spoke aloud. "... one vial for Lethal Force, please." There was a sliver of a chance the power would work on the group. A sliver. It was a risk the Twins had to take... or did they?

We aren't drinking it.

"Why? It could give you powers!"

We'll discuss why later. Just know right now it's because there's a very high chance that it won't work.
Alice milled around the inn for a brief while, wondering when and if their retainers would arrive today. At least the accommodations were nice enough, the common room was clean and well kept with a lovely smell of bread and broth wafting throughout the place. It was unlikely the party would have to share much, she doubted any citizens of this place would trust the inn while Alice and her own were staying.

She felt like drinking, but in light of recent events and in the knowledge that she was unlikely to be served anything but the swill after the group's already strained relationship with the villagers she decided against it. Alcohol strained the body's connection to magic, a bad thing in this instance. The sun had set before she gave up bothering. She had wanted to make a good impression, but at this point she didn't think it worth the effort. She ordered a small platter and simple platter of food to be sent up and left in the corridor since she hadn't picked a room yet and left it's worth in coin on the counter, not bothering to care if it was accepted or not.

With that, she bid her good-nights to Geradin and Argon before retiring, just so that they knew where she was going. "Alright lass," Geradin said. They'd known each other long enough that he didn't shoot her a questioning look; as a wizard she often left company early to study or recover. "I'll bring your food up when it's good and ready, don't worry." she nodded her appreciation and moved off.

Picking a room with a fireplace she set to work. First things first she set water to boil, hanging the poor and scorched thing above the fire in preparation. She pulled a series of small vials from her bag and started pinching and pouring various contents into a muslin sack and dipping it in the brew, a sprinkle of wolfs-bane, a handful of lavender and a good splash of some deeproot spores. She was reminded of the ancient tales of crones bent over cauldrons, cooking up foul curses and grim ailments to turn children into frogs. She couldn't help but laugh. Such stories were a far-cry from the modern science she was used to and, she suspected, a long way from the truth of what it was like back then too. Nope, there would be no eye of newt today, just some spiritually restorative tea.

She scratched runes on each of the corners of the room, wincing at the property damage. She would have to ask Geradin to see about repairing the damage done before they moved on. The village wasn't overly close to fast flowing water and was nowhere near any real rare minerals but she hoped that her rudimentary magical net would at least absorb some energy. Some was better than none.

"Hello? Alice? Do you need any help with the magic you're doing in there?" Ursaren was polite. He knew what to do and what not to do in regards to rooming with a woman. You always needed to knock before entering a room, in case they were doing something that wasn't the most decent, and you should make sure to not treat them with disrespect. With those things aside, Ursaren had to admit, Alice did intrigue him. Not romantically, mind, but he did see some form of powerful mage within her. He hadn't felt that power in some time, ever since the day he met a dwarven child. Still, that was a story for another time.

"If you need to be alone, I will leave you in peace. Though, I am fairly certain that we are in the same room for the night." It wasn't his choice, but with Aeryn taking a room to herself, he figured that Alice would rather someone who was more calm and collected in her presence then someone like that twitchy priest. Nothing against him, but he suspected Alice wasn't so fond of his presence. To be fair, neither was Ursaren. He always felt that the priest wanted to steal Ursaren's trident and shield.

Alice considered this. To be honest, of all the people to share a room with Ursaren was one of the better ones. "Thank you, Ursaren." she responded in kind to his courteous manner. "May I interest you in tea?"

After a little while the pair's talk moved onto more academic subjects. She explained "I haven't cast any real magic yet. Or really in a while." she pointed at one of the runes she'd carved in a corner. "I'm sure you recognise my magical net. I trust filling this room with a small amount of collected magic won't disagree with you and your... self." she was aware of the stigma werewolves faced, but from what she could see Ursaren lost none of his mind to the beast. Or maybe he was just experienced enough not to.

After letting out a hushed, but hearty laugh, Ursaren responded to the question he was asked. "I'm an old man, of course I would love some tea!" He hoped the tea was from Bania, they always made the best tea out of the lands he'd explored and visited. Of course, the teas were all good, but Banian tea was just slightly better than most to him. He wasn't sure exactly why it was like that.

Ursaren listened to his friend speak, nodding as she explained through everything that she could. When the subject of his affliction came into question, the man made a passing comment. "Compared to me raising a little girl, this is hardly anything. I should be just fine." The man studied the runes in the corners as he explained something himself. "I... I don't exactly recognize these runes very well. Then again, I've only gone in-depth with restorative magic and alchemy." A thought crossed Ursaren's mind before he looked over at Alice. "Is something the matter with your magical strength?"

Alice considered the question. She couldn't deny she'd lost a great deal of her power over the last few days, but would it be worth explaining that to a fellow adventurer she'd met only a few days ago? She looked at it another way, would she rather tell Ursaren then have it revealed to the party at a time not of her choosing?

"I've managed to over-exert myself these past days. I burned almost everything I had back in that town with the Rogs, let alone the Dark Elves later." she took a moment to steadily pour the tea, "As with too many people I seem to come across, that caster was far too powerful for me."

She prided herself on being able to outmanoeuvre those more powerful than herself, with subtle tricks or little schemes. But at the end of the day all it would take would be someone like that Dark Elf to turn on Alice with a barely focused effort and things would get dire. Alice tried not to let it gnaw at her, but she couldn't help but worry.

"Don't let it bother you, Alice. You did fantastic," Ursaren commented before sipping his tea. It was smooth, warm, and it felt refreshing and delightful after such a long time underground and in a place riddled with death prior to it all. That Rog town was devastated, and Ursaren wished it wasn't a such case. After another few gulps he placed the tea down, making the passing statement of "Delicious." He let that sit in the air for a moment before he actually spoke.

"I remember back when I was learning restorative magic I actually burned my palms doing so," Ursaren started his explanation. "My group was chock-full of adventurers with valor, and we had just been roaming around when we got attacked in the dead of night by a group of raving badgers and wolves. We managed ourselves well, but everyone came out a little worse for wear. Nobody lost a finger, thankfully, but everyone did need some form of healing." Another pause, the silence filled by the passing of tea sipping, before it continued. "Needless to say, a beginner like me shouldn't have tried healing so many wounded at once. My hands and fingers had a nasty sunburn on them, and it took a fair few days to overcome the pain."

Ursaren chuckled before making a little joke. "Kind of funny when you think about it. Being hurt by restorative magic."

Alice nodded cordially at the old man's reverie, sipping from her own drink. She enjoyed it while it lasted, though she couldn't help but notice the lack of details.

"I had no idea divine magic could do that, but I suppose it makes sense." arcane magic rarely had this problem, the amount of power a wizard could summon was often far superior to that a god could bestow as she discovered the last time she had... channelled a god's power she supposed. She hadn't exactly had control over it like Ursaren was describing though. "Usaren, do you have any ideas on what I should do to help the village tomorrow? Without much knowledge of enchanting structures nor spirit for casting at the moment my arcane powers seem a little useless. And since I don't exactly bear the frame for manual labour I find myself at a loss."

"There are likely many ways you can help the people here, Alice," Ursaren's voice echoed throughout the room. "Use of the Arcane has many uses I'd imagine. At the very least, you can handle yourself in a fight. Maybe you can just offer to keep watch over the town and relieve a guard of his shift? It's not the most entertaining past-time, but it would be something to show you wish to help protect. It gives you a good image."

Ursaren paused for a moment before he brought up a new idea. "I think this town has a fair bit of sick and wounded, so I'll be offering my talents there to help them. Maybe you can tag along, learn a thing or two about divine magic? Maybe understanding the use of the divine will help you master the arcane."

Alice nodded. Her god, Ragnarok, wasn't exactly the healing kind of god and he only bestowed his power in the direst of times however that isn't to say she would go amiss. She knew her way around bandages, splinting and stitching, even basic tinctures and herbology. And even if she didn't assist in the magic department that's not to say she wouldn't learn anything, and it was also important to be seen in the presence of one doing good. She agreed to accompany the old bear tomorrow just as Geradin came in with her dinner, which she barely restrained herself from falling upon in an un-ladylike manner after the last few days of exertion.

Tomorrow indeed.

[Shoutouts to @The Fated Fallen for being the cool person I worked with to make this.]
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