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I guess my comfort zone is "eccentric side character."

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Alexei didn't mind being dismissed out of hand by the witch in the room. He was short even for his age, and was used to being rebuked by cadets that only respected seniority, rank, and the ability to look you in the eye. Besides, as standing back and observing revealed, no one had been seriously injured in the explosion of energy. The two principle agents, the grey haired boy and the chuffty blond girl only a little taller than he was, seemed fine. She got up, and the two left together after refusing the rather generous donation of gold from the tall boy.

There was something familiar about that girl that he just couldn't place at the moment. Intrigued, Alexei reached into his coat, pulled out a small black notebook, and flipped it open. It was always a good idea to have proper intelligence, and as the various first years at this school would be both his classmates and rivals, he had done as much research as possible for someone on a short timeframe working only from a list of names. It wasn't a lot, to be fair, which is why it was so notable that he recognized this first year.

He flipped through the fresh pages, mostly blank save for names and the scant details he'd managed to learn, until he came upon one that was noticeably more full. A name, a description, notable family, and most importantly a hand drawn sketch taken from a picture he'd found in a newspaper.

Sasha Yenina. A member of a VIP family, the sort of family war heroes were given the honor of guarding as a semi-retirement. He raised an eyebrow and watched her as she retreated down the hallway. That was the person that had been at the center of that blast?

He flipped to a blank page and quickly sketched out the face of the boy she was with. Possible terrorist? he wrote under the sketch, underlining it twice.

Still, that was a theory for another day. He still had some duties he'd volunteered for out on the athletics field.

It didn't take long for something else unusual to happen, however. As he made his way out toward the fields he heard the faint sound of a helicopter. That was already strange, but it was loud. Loud and getting closer. He glanced up just in time to see a low flying helicopter scrape the roof of the outdoor eating area and start to pitch towards the earth.

Acting quickly, he reached down into himself and dragged something he kept under lock and key deep in his heart. There was a crackling, sparking sound as rainbow energy began to splash out chaotically from his hand. There was a flash as the energy shot out and buried itself in the out of control helicopter, which was already a good sign. But his heart fell as there was no visible change in the helicopter, for better or worse. All he could do was sprint back into a nearby doorway as it hurtled to the earth. Alexei took cover as the blades tore themselves apart as they impacted the earth and the body slammed into the ground with a crunch.

He tensed up, waited for it to explode.

It did not.

Miracles.

After being sure that there was no chance of danger he ran forward to try and help the pilot out.

(Result 5719: Target is invisible to undead, who are also invisible to it. So nothing undead can see any part of that helicopter. Disappointing first draw.)
Once Linkle has her cuccos, it’s game over man. The only defense against them is to ride Epona, and they’re unkillable. Game over man, GAME OVER!


Unfortunately my brave good girls are the far less hardy, though still land-piranha deadly, Hyrule Warriors variant of the species.
@DracoLunaris
Linkle ain't gonna eat any of his boys, she's more likely to just shove them into him.

@Lugubrious
So to get that horde of chickens I've been dreaming of I'd have to fill every available striker slot with chickens?
Linkle

Level Up! Level 2! - (0/20) EXP
NEW POWER: Bombs
Location: 1-1, Central Path -> 1-1, Master of Masters
Word Count: 980




As Linkle flew over the Hammer Brother's, already taking cover from the combined assault of her and Michael, she heard a satisfying crack from behind. As she headed toward the ground on the other side of them she tucked herself into a ball and rolled three or four times, ending up on her back but mostly unharmed, and could see from her position that the Hammer Bros were no longer occupying their high ground. Which meant...

Ratchet landed a little ways away, somehow even less gracefully than she had, but as he started to laugh she did too. She pulled herself up off the ground, wiping the grass and dirt stains from her thighs and cloak, as Bowser yelled for everybody to take five. That was as good a sign as any that the battle was over, as as she looked back across the field all that was left of the enemy were the strange little lights that danced melancholy fairies between all her new friends. Bower swept his hand through a dense cloud of them, scooping a bunch up and holding them out for all to see, and Linkle cocked her head at that. So you could catch them?

Ratchet came up, waving and derailing he train of thought. She waved back and graciously took back the crossbow she'd loaned him before asking whether she was up for scouting ahead. She shook her head. "Normally I'd be all over that, but right now I've got to go see a guy about some birds. I'll catch up in a minute." Ratchet accepted this in good spirits, and as he turned and started off down the road Linkle called out. "Hey, Ratchet?" She tossed the crossbow back over to him. "Keep it a while longer. There's no telling when you could run into trouble." Satisfied, she gave him one last wave, holstered her own crossbow, and started heading back up the path back toward The Master of Masters mushroom base.

It turns out she wasn't the only one with that idea. As she rushed off to catch up with the group that was now she saw something flitting by her eyes. One of those little rainbow things. She reached out and closed her hand around it, nestling the thing in her palm. It was really pretty up close, and inside she could see one of the monsters she's blown away earlier. The thing was actually pretty cute, round and brown and kind of like a nut, when it wasn't all red eyed and gold veined. She would give anything for a proper bottle to keep it in, just to watch it fly around. Maybe she'd ask The Master if he had one.

As she went Din ran past her, carrying Kirby no less, which only made her feel better about extending that crossbow loan she'd given to Ratchet. That guy was a crack shot. She'd given him the important bow on the basis that, if he was asking for it, there was no way he didn't have better aim than her but he was actually really good if he managed to hit them while flying through the air like that.

Speaking of shots and shooting, she managed to catch up to the group just in time for Michael's gun lecture and was almost instantly enthralled. From the way he described it actually handling the thing wasn't all that differed from her own crossbows, but the mechanism behind how it fired caused a whole lot of things to start making sense. No wonder they did more damaged to those turtles, the projectiles were coming out so fast they couldn't even be seen. Evey single shot this thing made had the force of a bomb behind it, and it put out a lot of shots. "Wait, if the thing is making an explosion every time it shoots how long can you use it before it breaks?" she asked curiously.




"Hey Master, I'm ba-" Linkle started as they reached the mushroom, but then chomped down on the words as she noticed what Michael and Tora tactfully already had. There was another person with the Master now, a pretty down looking girl not much younger than Linkle herself. She waited until after the Master had helped the girl into his hammock to open her mouth again, but then shut it as he raised a finger for silence and began to speak.

It was all so promising. Mystery, adventure, 13 great enemies, a terrifying monster, and there they were picked by destiny to beat them all and bring peace and property back to the land. She could almost cry, it was everything she ever wanted from her life. The only thing that kept her from letting out a joyous shout was that there was someone resting right nearby. But then she had a sad thought. "Awww, if Bowser had just stopped earlier he would have known you could turn all his friends back to normal." She opened up her hand and let the little mote of light she'd caught, the Goomba's spirit, float out of her palm. She looked at it sadly. "We just did that to them. OH!" She reached up quickly and caught the spirit again in her cupped hands, careful not to smush it, before it floated away. "But if we take these to Bowser he can bring them back! He's their boss, he could definitely connect with them."

That also meant that her Cukoo's were okay. Sure, they might be black and burnt and all red eyed, but all she'd have to do is beat them and then make them into strikers and they'd be fine. It would be easier than hauling each one she found back to this mushroom, after all. "How do you connect with a spirit? Talk to it?" She asked, both for Bowser and later reference.
The king’s victory celebration had indeed been premature, interrupted as it was by a hammer bonking into his head, leaving Bowser a little dazed as the second interruption emerged, namely Linkle’s request for a hand in deal with their remaining foe. Shaking his head to clear the light concussion the king nodded at the suggestion and quickly snatched up his two projectiles and taking what was unmistakably a baseball pitcher's stance before winding up his throw and letting fly with the yellow haired pair, sending them sailing up towards the raised up platform the bros where fighting from, taking a great deal of catharsis from throwing something back at the hammer lobbing koopas.



Level 1 - (6/10) EXP
Location: 1-1 Central Path

Linkle squatted in Bowsers palm as her picked her up, gripping her now singular crossbow with both hands to keep from losing her grip on it in flight, and braced herself. The koopa King reared back, and as her let fly she pushed off with her own legs to get just that little bit of extra speed. She needed to be in front of Ratchet, after all.

As they sailed through the air Linkle pointed her crossbow at the turtles, holding down the trigger and raining a hail of arrows on the two. She didn't need to hit. She didn't even needs to do damage, really. She just had to draw their fire so they wouldn't shoot down the Lombax before he had the chance to fire his weapon.
@LemonZest1337

@Lugubrious

Just to be clear, the bow she gave ratchet was the one with the turtle arrow in it.

*edit*

Every word above the line counts for Bowser.

Level 1 - (5/10) EXP
Location: 1-1 Central Path


"I through this was how fights were supposed to go." Linkle replied to Blazermate, dodging to the side as a koopa troopa charged past whirling its arms. "You beat up on fodder till the boss shows up, then defeat them." The Hammer Bros had shown up right on time by her metric, immediately launching a hammer attack to try and take control of the battle back. Linkle actually felt bad for them after seeing what Bowser had done to those stacked Goombas.

As she was watching that brutality the little cat guy she'd come to back up took the opportunity to introduce himself. She smiles wide at him. "I'm Linkle. Nice to meet you, Ratchet. Here."

Without even thinking about it she flipped one her crossbows in the air, caught it by the business end, and extended it toward him. "And I can give it a shot if you want to take on those hammer turtleOH!"

She jumped back as the koopa she had dodged earlier came back around for another pass. She aimed her crossbow at its back, but stopped before pulling the trigger. Arrows just bounced off those things shells. That problem could be solved just by aiming for a limb or its head, but in all honesty Linkle had always been a quantity over quality sort of girl. She couldn't hit a target right in the center, but she could hit that target a hundred times along with anything unfortunate enough to be near it. This also wouldn't be a problem with bomb arrows, but that would require her to still have her bombs. She needed something with more punch if they wanted to take on the small turtles, let alone the big hammer throwing ones.

As she watched the koopa come around for a third attempt, though, she had an idea. That shell of his was the right color, same general shape, and about the right size. Instead of dodging this time, met him with a charge of her own. Spinning on her heel she brought one leg up and whipped it around, her heel leaving a streak of fire to trace its path as it collided with the koopas head.

There was a crack as the koopa was knocked right out of its shell, which went spinning upward. As it came down and reached up and caught it on the palm of her hand as her spin finished. "Da da daaa daaaaa." She sang, awkwardly loading the shell into the firing mechanism and admired it for a moment. "Turtle Arrows."

She had no idea if this stupid idea was viable. She hadn't even really thought about it beyond the words "turtle arrows." This is the crossbow she handed to Ratchet. "Let's go, I'll cover you! Bowser?" She asked, calling to the koopa king. "Throw us up there, we'll take those hammer turtles!"
@ProPro
The armor seems like a good choice seeing as Fallout protagonists never seem to end up the dodgiest folks.

But I would also like to argue Survival. We have a lot of people who can fight, but nobody that can turn a power star into something you can inject or cook a really good rabbit steak.


Back had quit shooting as soon as Rurik had entered her line of fire, and nodded affectionately at Christine as she pulled him away. That was no place to hang around, even if she knew it the back of her mind that he was in no danger from her.

Following his lead she peered into the smoke. She didn't see the chicken, but then again she couldn't see anything. She would have been able to confirm the kill if she could use her thermal, but seeing as she couldn't the best thing to do was keep shooting to make sure they were down.

But not with the FLAK gun. Rurik was right, that was way to much smoke.

The sound of her mini gun revving up began, but it was quickly overshadowed by the sound of shifting stone as a pair of hands suddenly shot out of the wall, one right at her. With only barely time to react started shooting with both her arms. The damage the FLAK gun did was at best pitiful, and the mini gun bullets succeeded only at boring a small hole in the palm. As the had descended on her she let loose with her cannons and missiles, close enough to feel the heat and force of the explosion wash over her and sending large stones flying into the air.

But it was still coming. She'd managed to blow off the fingers and leave the palm a pockmarked warscape but it came all the same. Back braced herself, bringing up her shields in defence, but it was like trying to defend yourself from a train. Her arms were pushed into her chest, knocking her mind out, and her legs tore up the grass as she was pushes back and over, thrown face up on the ground from the force of it.

Luckily for her the stone hand had been to grab her, and hadn't kept pushing on. Unluckily for her she was now a turtle on her back, staring up at the hot sun and fuming. She struggled uselessly to at least turn on to her side and could swear she could hear a good laugh building on the audience as her predicament became apparent. "Rurik! Christine!" she choked out as soon as she got her breath back. "Help!"

To add confusion to this unhelpful mixture of frustration and shame she felt something materialize in her hand. She held them up, bewildered. Children's playing cards?

@Hammerman@KillamriX88@Crowvette@Bartimaeus@rawkhawk64
As they approached the crossroads Linkle saw the courier, Zer0, and Death break away and head down the most dangerous looking path. That worried her a little, but then again those three managed to look right at home in the middle of dusty danger. She was sure she'd see them again. Besides, they would find more people if they went down more than one path.

That being said, she was glad no one in the group had decided to brave the forest. Nothing good had ever happened to her in a forest, and there was no way they wouldn't somehow get turned around.

As they headed down the main road Linkle slowly let herself fall behind the others, distracted by the man in black that only the Centurion and Tora had seen fit to engage with. That wasn't right, leaving the first person they met just swinging there. Besides, it was the solemn duty of every hero to talk with every random stranger they happened to meet on their journey. Everyone would be safe for a few minutes without her so long as Bowser was there, especially since he seemed so confident he could talk those monsters around. She broke off and followed after Tora.

The Master of Masters wasn't what she expected. You expected a person called the Master of Masters to be some old, wizened sage sort of guy not...this. On the other hand him just being around gave a lot of weight to what he had to say, and a few key words of his had stirred up questions deep in her heart.

But what most intrigued her was the quest he was sending them on.

She leaned down to try and see into that hood of his, but all she got was darkness. Poor guy, she didn't blame him for the hood with that kind of injury. "Who took your eye? Was it the Light? I'll keep a look out for it, but it would really help if I knew where to look."

Suddenly the sounds of battle began to echo down from the path ahead. Linkle looked over, seeing how obviously diplomacy had failed. Bowser was now on the warpath, Kirby was still hurt, and Din hadn't stopped. She kept looking nervously between the fight and the Master of Masters. The Centurion sprinted off and she started speaking very quickly. "I'm also worried about my cuckoos and the Master Sword and any hints you have about where secret caves are and I'm sorry I have to go we can talk later guys we're coming!

With that she pulled the crossbows out of her boots and set off after the Centurion at top speed, hoping that The Master wasn't one of the cryptic mysterious types that disappeared suddenly when you weren't looking.

As they reached the battle up the Centurion and her split up. He charged deep into the enemy lines to put an end to that shell assault, and after getting a feel of the situation Linkle headed for the isolated Ratchet. Sure Bowser was toppled, but he also had the support of Blazemate, Din, and Michel, who was firing away with the same sort of weapon the Courier had shot Bowser with to much greater effect (she would have to ask about those because they made a really satisfying bang like a miniature bomb). Ratchet, though, was not only by himself but had just thrown away his only weapon.

As she ran she held out one crossbow in front of her and held down the trigger. A rapid fire thiwp thiwp thiwp thiwp thiwp thiwp thiwp filled the air as bolts poured from the end of her crossbow like a water jug to clear those that had survived Ratchet's path or managed to her behind him. What monsters she hit were knocked up into the air, juggled forward on a perpetual stream of bolts until a large black and gold cloud of monsters had formed in front of her, dropping to the ground in a heap as she reached Ratchet and leaped into the air. She flipped over his head, spinning to fire all around them as she sailed over his head, before landing in front of him and sweeping the area in front of her with her bows to hopefully take the pressure off the lombax.



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