Gutshot

The City of Gems

@The1Rolling1Boy nah. Last post was a day ago, and the OOC is active. We're lit.

That's pretty good animation, very sketch-like. I enjoy it.

Suddenly, Chef

The Meme Team

@Vashonn@AdobeFlash@Banana@Hostile

Turning around at the audience, Lenny cussed, "KYS. This thread is dead, I'm dead, and soon all my cousin's brain cells will be dead. I hope cancer infects your genitale. Good day, because you probably already forgot about this RP."

The meme soon proceeded to kill this roleplay, the endeavor to produce eloquently written memes having failed.

Fin, Faggots.

GAME: Crush A Wish

You gain a bountiful amount of cabbages, but


I wish for a second wish, that of which cannot be crushed and thus incite a subsequent wish by someone else.

'Edge of the World' Multiverse Tavern RP [Multiverse Shenanigans with Booze]

The pink imp from before led all patrons interested in the snail fiasco silently into the kitchen. The little pink blob started shivering; snails were one of the only things that truly terrified him, other than Zzubus.
There stood the tavern's kitchen, with all the ingredients known to human, lizard, and hyposnachondriod kind. The only thing wrong about it were that large, pale yellow snails seemed to be slithering all over the place. "Z-zubus had to go I-into the back to h-help an important customer, so he can't deal with the snails. Please j-just remove the snails f-from the kitchen. _{Thank you for h-helping}", the little imp said, his body now wracked in shakes from his phobia. Quickly scurrying away, any patrons present were faced with about a dozen yellow spotted snails eating food and... Awkwardly conversing with the imps?
A rather fat snail found it's way towards Czurem (@medalliah) and, almost globbing his whole body weight onto the she-dragon, said, "My friends and I are a little... Um... Awkward. We're trying to be a little more talkative and... Um... friendly tonight, now that we're... Um... Dead... A-are we doing alright?" The employed patrons might have to call out into the bar room for a little more help with this...

Komei Academy

Aki Ogawa

Interacting with @pkken

Aki stood there anxious with the squirming wolves in his grips. Things were obviously bad, and frankly, the bookworm was done with having to 1) put his body consistently on the line and 2) be provided very little information on Komei happenings. The plain boy's situation only worsened, though, when he heard a continued howl. The wolves, now limp in the boy's arms, worried Aki more than their initial flailing ever did. Growls suddenly started after a painful silence, and, all at once, Aki panicked.
Throwing the two dark canines down the hallway with full-body force, their figures skirting around until crashing into their large hoard of comrades all together, Aki bolted down to the security room. He needed to alert teachers, or anyone for that matter, due to the situation having just turned from dire to deadly. Passing Ken (at high speeds for once), Aki screamed a babbled warning that was soon drowned out by the scratching of claws on tile. The black, furry host was catching up. Aki slammed himself into the surveillance room door, and issued a report that was now a little more coherent.

"H-help! There's a villian in he school with wolves! Ken's down there!"

The City of Gems

@Pathfinder You playing 'Feels Guy; Savior of Complex Emotions' would've been a nice addition.

The City of Gems

And yet again. @rocketrobie2. I misspelled it. It's like 3 am where I am and I'm on a trip, so I do apologize

The City of Gems

@rocketrobie2 Forgot to mention you in my long-ass post.

The City of Gems

Chloe Clinohumite

Breaches to the surface!
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Interactions: @DracoLunaris@HaltingBlooper@rocketrobie2

Chloe snickered as the Howlite plopped it's small little body onto the dirtied ground of the Kindergarten. The Clinohumite crossed its arms defiantly as it stood in front of its fellow gem, adamant to keep only her feet upon the ground. Whatever the Howlite had to say, Chloe could take it.

"-anyway, welcome to earth, where you have no purpose so you have to make it up as you go along."

Clinohumite's arms fell limply to her sides, defeated. Here it was; the raw facts, the information that Chloe had initially denied, but could never escape. The silence that followed this revelation was deafening, an atmosphere that only fueled Clino's boiling temper. It was unfair, this defeat. Her whole life, her whole purpose, thrown away because of what? Her over sleeping?! She didn't deserve this. She, a proud, strong, and well-made Clinohumite, didn't deserve this! She deserved, and indeed expected, fanfare, popularity, and the opportunity to fulfill her life purpose. But, after waiting for all of this so patiently, what did Chloe receive? Bubkes! It was outraging! The orange gem started gritting her teeth once again, flashing in her studded weaponry and giving her fellow gems a good warning to back up.
Chloe's rage poured out in a flurry of fury, her iron studded punches flying into the rock wall behind her. The heavy attacks made echoes through the cavern, deafening sounds slamming into the ancient stone of Clino's birthplace. Chloe, her back conveniently turned to the other gems, could not help but tear-up through her burning anger. Why, out of all of the honorable Clinohumites of old, was she the only candidate for this terrible fate? It was all such a sudden happening, as if the trumpets and fanfare of the past had morphed into the dirt of Earth and the terror Chloe felt right now. She had no purpose. She was merely a gem, stuck in the Kindergarten, with the folly of mankind hoisted above her. It was all so sickening, and rage inducing, and, and...
Chloe stopped her bombardment upon the wall, her ears insistently ringing from the loud, destructive blows. A large, cracked crater now stood where a piece of straight wall had once been, jagged and cracked like the emotions poured into it. Chloe stood there and just heaved for a moment, tears plopping down from her now sullen eyes. "Beautiful, just beautiful... ~", the emotion ridden Clinohumite said, her back still turned to the two gems now standing behind her. As the ringing in the orange gem ear's dissipated, Chloe could've sworn she heard a phrase she thought she would never hear again, especially in this sorry state.

"Attention all Gems! I am Tugtupite! I represent the Homeworld. The genesis of our kind. And I would like to be the first to welcome you to the land of the living and I would like to invite you to join the Homeworld Earth outpost.

Chloe spun around as quick as she could, tears in eyes and all, after hearing that fantastic, very distant voice. Perhaps it was only a phantom of her past denial, but the stubborn Clinohumite could not help but restore her hope and expectations. Looking at the stout Howlite gem, Chloe said with an ecstatic smile, "You lied! Yes! You lied! Beautiful~ Homeworld gems ARE here!" Turning to the Cymophane gem now beside her, Clino called, "Come on, both of you!", before sprinting down the dark halls of the Kindergarten.
A cloud of dust kicked up behind the excited Clinohumite, her long legs carrying her quickly across the soft silt of the ruined Kindergarten. She would have purpose again, with Homeworld! Her life duty was not wasted, but instead, respectively repurposed. She would never be as happy as she was now, indeed! Chloe quickly drilled through silt pile and rocks alike, completely undeterred by obstacles that might've blocked a lesser gem's journey. Truly, nothing would stop her from obtaining this chance at purpose. Finally, the proud orange gem drilled into the cavern in which the great Tugtupite was located, her doubts of phantasmal sounds completely dismissed. Chloe gladly hailed her higher-up.

"I, Clinohumite, am more than glad to be in Homeworld's gracious service.", Clino said, politely kneeling and displaying her luscious hair in an effort to impress this beautiful~ greater gem.