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Introducing the miraculous Firestorm in: Inferno

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"C'mon man! Ketchup on a hot dog, really?"

Ronnie stared back incredulously at his friend as he sprayed lashings of the red sauce over his dinner. Putting just a little too much on if only to annoy his friend.

"What's your problem? Suddenly decided you're from Chicago over Queens?" He rebutted, raising the greasy fast food treat to his mouth as the two began walking away from the food stand.

"Nah, man. That's not the point! It's mustard or nothin'! Even relish would've been better!"

"He's right you know." The voice of Martin Stein, renowned scientist the world over and currently literally living inside Ronnie's head rent free rang out.

Ronnie opened his mouth to reply, then realising his mistake shut it quickly and thought his answer. "Oh, big surprise the Milwaukee native sides with the Chicagoans. What're you going to argue about next? That Jeffrey Dahmer was the best serial killer too?"

"Woah, woah woah! That's a low blow young man. Milwaukee has so much more than just serial killers and mustard!"

Ronnie shook his head, choosing to continue the argument with his friend over the elderly Jewish man living inside his brain. After an hour or so of arguing, long after their hot dog debate had subsided and their attempts at picking up any girls had fallen flat, the two sat on an old rusted bench near the water. They had their hands in their jacket pockets, New York never got any warmer at night.

"You sure you don't need a place to crash again man? You're always welcome at mine, I know what it's like arguing with parents. Hell, you should've seen how my mom shouted at me after I came back with that stolen Playstation."

Ronnie shook his head. "Nah, man, it's cool. I've stayed long enough. I've got another place to stay for the night anyway, thanks though."

"No worries, brother. I'm not sure I should let you in after those unsolicited opinions about hot dogs earlier anyway."

The two dapped each other up and went their seperate ways. His friend going back to the warm embrace of a proper bed, Ronnie disappearing into an alley where no one was watching. Ronnie glanced around the alley to make sure no one was watching. The streetlight at the corner flickered once, twice, and went out completely, probably a coincidence, probably not. He sighed.

"Alright, Doc. Showtime."

A low hum started in his chest, spreading out through his arms until his fingertips glowed like cigarette embers. Then the light bloomed, swallowing him in a sudden flare of gold and red. The air rippled with heat, and when it faded, Firestorm stood where Ronnie had been, his head burning with nuclear energy as two hoops of atoms circled his body and then faded into nothing.

"Still not used to that part." he muttered, shaking off any lingering chaotic energy.

"Nor am I!" Martin's voice replied inside his head, the tone halfway between pride and exasperation. "Please remember that we are currently sharing the same molecular structure. Try not to do anything reckless."

"You mean like this?"

Ronnie crouched, the pavement beneath his boots cracking as the air ionized around him. Then whoomph he shot upward, a comet of red and yellow arcing over the rooftops. The city shrank below, the Hudson becoming a dark ribbon lit by streetlights.

The wind whipped around him, tugging at the flaming trail above his head, carrying the faint smell of ozone. Higher and higher he rose until the skyline disappeared beneath a carpet of cloud. He hovered there, surrounded by silence and clouds.

"Y'know," he said, looking down at the sleeping city "I think I get why birds do this. It's peaceful up here. No noise, no people, no-"

"Oxygen," Martin interrupted sharply. "Ronald, we should not be lingering at this altitude. You require focus to maintain molecular cohesion. If your concentration slips-"

"Yeah, yeah, relax, Professor. I'm just gonna rest my eyes for a sec."

"Ronald..."

But he was already stretching out on the cloud, the vapour hissing faintly under his weight as he shifted his atomic density to nearly zero. It wasn't exactly comfortable, but it beat cardboard and concrete.

He folded his arms behind his head, eyes half-closed. "See? Perfectly fine." He let out a yawn as he spoke "Light as air. Feels like sleepin' on cotton candy."

"I must reiterate, this is not a sustainable-"

A snore cut him off. For a few blissful minutes, Firestorm floated among the clouds, glowing faintly like a stray ember in the dark. Then, as he drifted off into blissful REM sleep, his concentration wavered, and his atomic density began to skyrocket.

The cloud gave way with a gentle whoosh.

"Ronald!"

He woke with a shout and plummeted, tumbling head over heels through the mist. His flaming aura flickered wildly as he spun, cursing between screams.

"Okay! Okay! You were right! You were - ahh! - right!"

Martin focused his mental energy as they fell. Steadying both his and Ronnie's consciousnesses until Firestorm caught himself about twenty stories up, hovering shakily with his ego bruised.

"Alright, maybe sky-napping isn't my thing."

"Astonishing deduction, young man."

He sighed, descending toward the glow of the city. The fire dimmed, the golden aura faded, and when his boots hit the pavement in a narrow alley, he was Ronnie again.

He slipped between two dumpsters and down into the basement stairwell, pushing open the metal door to his makeshift home.

"Home sweet home..." he muttered.

The boiler room was just as he'd left it: wires, old abandoned machinery, a few pieces of cardboard he'd arranged into a makeshift bed.

"Perhaps next time you’ll consider sleeping on something solid." Martin said dryly.

"Yeah, yeah. Add it to the list." Ronnie murmured, pulling his jacket over his face. "Right under 'don't fall through the sky.' and 'no mustard on hot dogs'."

The faint glow beneath his skin pulsed slower and slower until the room went dark, save for one flickering bulb and the soft rhythm of a heartbeat that was no longer solely his own.




One of the lesser talked about negatives of being homeless is how boring it can be. Ronnie must have walked up and down all of New York two or three times now - or at least, that's what it felt like.

His old, battered sneakers were holding up against all odds, but soon enough he knew he'd need to change them. And that meant one of two things, either stealing, or going back to his mother. At this stage stealing seemed like the better option. He hadn't seen his mother for ages now, not since the experiment that altered him forever. He just couldn't bring himself to face her, not after accidentally transforming in his sleep and almost burning their flat to the ground.

She'd lashed out at him, blaming it on Ronnie smoking in his room. He'd allowed her to believe this, it was much easier to run away if she was mad at him.

He let out an exasperated sigh, resting his elbows on a railing overlooking the water as he pondered just how he was going to work his way out of this situation.
"You're thinking about your mother, aren't you?"

"Marty what did I tell you about rooting around in my head!"

"I wasn't. It's not exactly hard to tell."

"Well....yeah...I guess I am then."Ronnie admitted under his breath, staring out across the East River. The surface of the water shimmered faintly under the hustle and bustle of the city. "She probably thinks I'm dead, or in jail. Maybe both."

"You know, running away is rarely the scientific solution to a problem," Stein replied gently. "She's your mother, Ronald. I'm sure she'd rather have you home than out here hiding in the cold."

"Yeah, but she didn't exactly sign up for the whole ‘son who glows like a nuclear meltdown’ package, y'know?" He kicked a loose stone over the edge, watching it plop into the water. "How do you even start that conversation? 'Hey, mom, remember how you always told me to be something special? Turns out I'm a human atom bomb! Oh, and better yet I'm being hunted by corporate agents!'"

"You're hiding, Ronald." the older man said matter-of-factly. "And I don’t just mean under this bridge."

"Yeah well she already thinks I'm a burnout. Guess I just proved her right in a way she didn't expect."

A low rumble cut through their thoughts. Ronnie instinctively looked up to the sky, dreading the thought of rain. It wasn't thunder, instead it was something coming from much deeper, much older. The railing beneath his arms vibrated, and Ronnie frowned, looking down the river.

"...Did you feel that?"

"Indeed. Seismic activity. But not tectonic, I've felt enough earthquakes to know this feels different."

The water began to ripple violently, sending shudders through the dock pylons. A flash of orange illuminated the horizon, followed by another. Steam and heat radiated through the air like a dragon was emerging from the depths.

"That can't be good..."

The surface of the East River boiled. A column of fire burst through the waves, twisting into a shape that was far too large, far too alive. Then another followed, and another.

Martin was within the Firestorm Matrix - a name he had come up with himself for the consciousness he now resided within. It felt alien, yet at the same time oddly familiar. At will he could see through Ronnie's eyes or return to this place, where Ronnie's vision displayed on a huge screen like a 24 hour news channel.

Martin rushed over to the office chair in front of the huge keyboard, its keys a mixture between English, chemical symbols, and a third unknown language that he seemed to instinctively know. Behind him was a library full of uncountable books, which in his short time here he'd only just began to scratch the surface of.

"Ronald, those lifeforms are composed of molten silicate, their internal temperatures exceed 1,200 degrees Celsius!"

"So...not friendly then?!"

"Decidedly not!"

The ground split as one of the creatures hauled itself onto the bank, molten claws digging furrows through the concrete. Steam hissed off its skin, and the scent of brimstone filled the air.

Ronnie stumbled back, shielding his face. "Alright, okay, okay, that's definitely new! What the hell is that thing?"

"Unknown. But given our current situation, I would recommend transforming immediately!"

"For once, I actually agree with you!"

He threw his hands forward, heat spiraling from his fingertips. The air shimmered, atoms colliding in a bright, violent burst. A halo of golden plasma enveloped him as Firestorm re-emerged, flames roaring to life above his head.

"Alright, big guy..." he muttered, the nuclear glow intensifying around his fists. "You picked the wrong borough."

The Fire Troll turned, eyes glowing like a furnace. It let out a guttural bellow, something between a roar and a landslide and swung its huge arm at him. Firestorm shot upward in a burst of heat, the creature's molten fist smashing through where he'd been standing a second earlier, splintering a wall in a shower of concrete.

"Martin! Tell me how to beat lava monsters before I get turned into soup!"

"Direct combat would be ill-advised! Try reducing their heat! Absorb the excess energy, redirect it!"

"You say that like I know how to do that!"

"Now would be an excellent time to learn!"

He gritted his teeth, hovering over the burning street. He reached out, palms open, and the world seemed to slow. Heat surged toward him = into him - and he felt his entire body vibrate with power.For a moment, it worked. The nearest Fire Troll staggered, its blazing surface cooling to dull rock.

Then the second one struck.

A torrent of magma exploded upward, slamming into Firestorm midair. He was thrown back, smashing through a billboard and tumbling into the street below and skidding through a line of concrete until finally crashing into a wall.

"Agh! God damn, Marty!"

"Ronald, focus! You're losing control of your plasma field!"

His aura flared wildly, melting the asphalt around him. Panic and exhaustion blurred his concentration. The sky itself looked like it was burning now, smoke rising over Brooklyn's skyline, flames reflecting off the water.

"We didn't start the fire..." He sung to himself almost pathetically. Firestorm rose from his battered position and dusted concrete and dust from himself.

A small crowd of New Yorkers had begun to gather near him as they flee'd from the trolls. A portly looking gentleman glancing back and forward from where the monsters had emerged from, and Firestorms burning head suddenly jumped to an unexpected conclusion.

"Hey! He must be their leader! Look he's a fire-guy too!"

"Uh..."

"Yeah!" Called another voice from the crowd. "Lighter head ova 'ere must be controllin' them!"

"Guys, really, I'm one of the good guys!"

"Get 'im!"

Suddenly Ronnie was being pelted with anything that was laying around. Rubbish, skateboards, newspapers, hotdogs (without ketchup), you name it.

"C'mon guys I'm one of you!" Ronnie ducked as a half-eaten pretzel bounced off his shoulder. "For Pete's sake I grew up in Queens!"

"Oh it gets even worse! You're in Brooklyn now, hothead!"

"Ronald, perhaps we focus on the lava monsters and not the civilians?"

"My thoughts exactly, prof!" He rocketed upward, the shockwave scattering paper and garbage down the street.

He caught sight of one of the Trolls looming over an elevated train, a massive claw scraping against the track. "Okay, subway monster's top of the list. Let's go!"

Below, a flash of green tore through the smoke. Someone or something perhaps - was moving between the Fire Trolls like a fighter jet dodging through missiles. The figure seemed to create a wave from the harbour, the water casting towards the troll about to claw the train in half.

"That's new!" Ronnie murmured, already diving. "C'mon, Prof. Let's make a good first impression."

He streaked down beside the Martian, a trail of red and gold cutting through the haze. "Hey, Green Guy!" he called over the roar of boiling water and fire. "Hope you're not the one starting this barbecue!"

Without waiting for an answer, he hurled a concentrated blast of atomic energy at a Troll who had clambered its way up onto the track behind the Martian. The ball of concentrated energy colliding with the monster's knee. The creature stumbled, before Firestorm followed it up with an uppercut that sent the Troll tumbling down off the track and onto the street below.

"Finally, a sensible use of our abilities."

"Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work, Professor."

He hovered shoulder to shoulder with the alien hero, the light from their combined powers reflecting across shattered glass and molten pavement.

"What's the plan here, big Green?" He asked, trying not to show any nervousness through his voice. To tell the truth he'd never seen this guy before, but he had to have more experience than him with stuff like this, right?

Right?
@Half Pint, @Bounce, out of curiosity, can any player run an event? And if so, is there a limit on the scale of said event?

Since I like setting up villains and y'know threats that threaten Superman tend to be pretty big...


Personally, I'm fine with this just as long as you let the GM team know when you're planning on launching one!

It's probably touchy, but sometimes there's an appeal to 'invite-only events' where you do almost a mini RP inside the game and you can have a group of players who have already sort how they want it go and what they want accomplished.

I know that would also however rub people the wrong way who feel left out or that they should have been included.


I don't really see this as a problem so long as players aren't getting left out every time. The interactions between certain characters will always be different depending on who's involved. An event concerning Batman and Ghost Rider would be extremely tonally different if Plastic Man were to show up. Again, something to co-ordinate with the GM team though.
@Half Pint I'm working on my opening post now, who's the current President of the US IC? Pretty much going to have a "Wait, President John Jackson? No, i specifically remember President Jack Johnson! What the heck kinda world is this?" Moment.

Can we say its Prez Rickard? I love that guy.


There currently isn't a president established at the moment. Unlike with Resistance at the moment the president has been relatively irrelivant for everyone's stories. Unless anyone has any strong need for the president to be a specific character then they are faceless for the moment.
@Simple Unicycle Accepted!
I already discussed it with Half Pint this morning, but I wanted to let you all know just in case anyone wanted to play as Thor or use his cast of supporting characters, I'll be bowing out of the roleplay. It's been really great reading all of your stories and I wish you all the best going forward!



We're really sorry to see you go! If you ever want to join back please send in another application, you're always welcome.
@Taka Both are accepted!
I have a couple of drafts floating around, just trying to decide where to focus next for my plots. The surge of inspiration that Maxx has brought is both a help and a hindrance, but I've shelved some of those ideas for later on to maximize their impact.

Just to clear it, though, did anyone have designs on Vandal Savage?


None from me!



Zatanna never had the pleasure of passing through Mammoth City before. It was a place notable almost solely for its size, no one could say it wasn't aptly named. It was huge horizontally and vertically, skyscrapers cut the clouds all above her as she peered out the window of her old banged up hatchback.

She rolled down the window, and the noise of the city rushed in - horns, chatter, distant sirens, and the occasional street musician blasting out poorly done renditions of 'Zombie by the Cranberries'. Somewhere between charming and tragic, really. The kind of place that made you feel like something important was always happening just around the corner, even if it probably wasn't.

Her GPS had stopped working three turns ago, which felt about right. She'd been chasing ghosts since she rolled into town three nights ago. Bar tabs, gossip, rumor. Every trace of Patrick O'Brian's life before he vanished. He'd been a thief, albeit a small time one. Everyone in the underworld had a version of his story, and the only consistency in every one of them was that they ended with him falling into a vat of Alchemax sludge and never coming back. Funnily enough, after every retelling that became the part she bought the least.

Her boots squelched on the cracked sidewalk outside a rowdy Irish pub, almost in full swing even in the early evening. She had a lead, finally, a fence who used to buy O'Brian's stolen goods. His name came up in three different conversations from three different drunks, which meant he was either useful or already dead.

She found him two blocks from the river, slumped over a steaming paper cup of coffee outside a pawn shop. Woozy Winks. At first glance, he looked like every other Mammoth City lowlife. He was short, stocky and dressed in a rumpled suit topped with a decidedly out of fashion brimmed hat.

"Woozy Winks?" Zatanna asked.

He squinted at her over the rim of his cup. "Depends who's askin'. You a repo lady? Don't look like no repo lady I ever seen."

She smiled. "If I were, you'd already be missing your shoes."

He snorted, half amused, half suspicious. "Then you're a cop."

"Wrong again. Let's just say I'm a concerned magician."

He let out a proper laugh this time "Well that's a new one!" He took another sip. "Alright, Miss Houdini, what's this about?"

"Patrick O'Brian."

Woozy's hand froze halfway through bringing the cup to his mouth. "Haven't heard that name in a while. Can't have been a friend, otherwise you'd be calling him 'Eel'".

"Funny," Zatanna said, crouching beside him "everyone keeps saying that, just how did he get that name anyway?"

He chuckled, shaking his head. "I'm not sure that's a story I can tell a civillan, even posthumously. Any reason in particular you're digging up my dead friends?"

"I'm looking for him. He was involved in something with Alchemax. A job that went bad."

"That's one way to put it." Woozy scratched his chin. "Pat wasn't bad, y'know. Just...unlucky. Did a few gigs for the wrong people. Last I saw, he was talkin' about makin' some real money. Said he had a line on a job that'd set him up for good." He took a breath. !Next thing I know, he's in the obits and I'm pourin’ one out."

Zatanna studied him for a moment. "And you didn't think it was strange that there was no body?"

Woozy shrugged. "They said he fell in chemicals. For all I know there wasn't a body left."

"You were his friend."

He hesitated, then nodded. "Closest thing he had to one, maybe."

"Look, Woozy. Call me crazy, but I've got a hunch your friend is alve."

The coffee cup slipped from his fingers, splattering across the pavement. "Alive?"

"The company responsible for all this, Alchemax - they're mixed up in some really weird, downright evil stuff. Everything about his death is suspicious. Usually when they kill someone they make it known they're dead for good, all of this feels off to me."

Woozy stared at her for a long time, acclimatizing to this new knowledge. Finally, he huffed. "If anyone could slip past death, it'd be him. Always was a slippery bastard."

"Ah, I'm guessing that has something to do with the nickname then?" She smiled. "Do you have any idea where he might be?”

He rose to his feet, dusting off his trousers before answering. "There's a joint down on Bayfield - The Velvet Mule. Real class act, if your idea of class is a cheap strip club. Eel was sweet on a girl there, if I was to start lookin' I'd start there."

Zatanna stood, straightening her coat. "Lead the way, Mr. Winks."




The Velvet Mule looked like it had survived three fires and a bad divorce. Its sign buzzed weakly, pink letters flickering in the night. Inside, the air was thick with perfume, cheap beer, and regret. Woozy led her through the maze of tables toward the bar. A number of the patrons began leering towards the two, obviously thinking that Zatanna was fresh meat. Woozy leant over to her. "Don't worry, kid I'll keep you safe, none of these clowns would ever mess with Woozy Winks."

"Thanks, I can handle myself though, 'kid'" she said dryly. They split there, Woozy heading for the bar after pointing out the dancer in question, and Zatanna making a beeline straight for her.

The dancer, a pretty blonde woman with a number of badly done tattoos down her arm, looked confused as Zatanna approached. "Uh, are you looking for a job application or somethin'? You'd probably need to speak to the managa-"

"No, I'm looking for a dance."

For a moment the girl looked confused, until Zatanna pulled out a small wad of cash, then she lead her to the back room. Just before starting her dance, Zatanna held up a hand, and moved to make sure the door was locked.

"Hey, hey now, no funny business. I scream and the bouncer will throw you out so fast your head will spin!"

"Listen, I'm not here for a dance. I'm looking for someone by the name of Patrick O'Brien, he went missing close to a year ago and I've got good info that you were close to him."

The dancer looked shocked, taking a moment to compose herself before sitting down. "Yeah, I knew Pat. He came in here a few times, he was a good tipper - 'cept for all the times he wasn't. He was nice, much nicer than most of the guys who come through here."

Zatanna nodded. "Have you got any idea where he could be?"

She shook her head. "Listen, lady, Pat died in that accident. I don't know where you've got the idea he's still around but he's dead. Nothing more to it."

Zatanna sighed. Another dead end, another brick wall. Maybe this was a fools errand, maybe it was time to end her crusade.

She handed the dancer a bit of cash and then headed to the bar, sitting on the stool next to Woozy. He waved to the passing bartender, a broad man with a handlebar moustache and a T-shirt that read 'I'm not your therapist.' and Zatanna ordered a stiff drink to go with her disappointment.

"No luck?" Asked Woozy.

"No Luck."

"Ah well, it was a nice thought for a moment, kid. If you get anything outta this just know you've given an old slob like me some excitement in his life for a da-"

Two large, burly bouncers bounced over to them, arms crossed as they towered over the two. Woozy loosened his collar.

"Uh, gentlemen is this about the bar tab? Look I swear I'm good for it I just gotta-"

"Boss wants to see you." One said pointing a finger at Zatanna. "Said you been snooping around in places you shouldn't be."

Woozy rose from his chair, his full height only coming up just past the bouncers beltlines.

"Now listen here you thugs!" He said wagging a finger at them. "If you want her you gotta go through me! I won't let you lay a hand on this girl or my name ain't Woozy Winks!"

Zatanna put a hand on his shoulder, stepping off the stool. "Woozy, thanks but don't worry. Let me speak to this boss of theirs."

As quickly as he stood up Woozy was sat down again, holding up a hand to order another drink. "Well don't let me stop you! Take her away gents, and eh-let's just ignore that business about the tab shall we?"

A few moments later, Zatanna found herself being escorted down a narrow hallway that smelled like spilled beer and industrial cleaner. The Velvet Mule's backrooms were a maze of cheap paneling, buzzing fluorescent lights, and half closed doors She was led to the last one marked 'Manager's Office' and one of the bouncers gave it a hard knock.

"Boss." he said. "The lady."

A low, gravelly muffled voice called out. "Send her in."

The door creaked open, and Zatanna stepped inside. The office looked like it had been assembled from the leftovers of a dozen other lives, a warped desk, a lamp with a pink feathered shade, a filing cabinet with a drawer that wouldn't shut. Behind the desk sat a man in a dark suit and a loose tie, counting bills with the bored efficiency of someone who'd been doing it for far too long. His face was unremarkable, too unremarkable, actually. The kind of face you'd forget the moment you looked away.

"So, you're the little rat that's been snoopin' around places you shouldn't be." His hand disappeared behind the desk for a moment, and returned pointing a pistol at her. She instinctively raised her hands. "Now listen here, you're messin' wit' forces beyond yer' comprehension. Drop this now or face the wrath of one ugly mafia son of a bitch you won't ever forget."

She could feel a trickle of sweat run down her forehead. Maybe sticking to magic shows would have been a better option, she was really getting more than she bargained for with this guy. If she'd ever thought about her death, she'd never thought it would have ended at the end of a barrel held by a 50s gangster type.

"Look, uh, Mr..."

"Mr. Blundetto."

"Right, Mr. Blundetto. Patrick was an old friend of mine, I'm just looking for anyone that knows him so I can pay my respects!"

He laughed. "An old friend of yours? I ain't never seen you round' Mammoth City, let alone this joint."

"Look, I have it under good authority, Patrick O'Neil was killed by the same people who killed my father. If you're going to kill me then kill me, but at least let me know the truth. Alchemax have put you up to this, right?"

"Alchema- Wha?" Blundetto's voice broke for a moment, he coughed, regaining his composure. "Look, I dunno what you're talkin' about. Eel died in a freak accident, nuttin' more nuttin' less."

"Woozy led me here, said he fancied one of the girls here, you've got to know something about where he went."

Blundetto looked even more flustered, his expression almost literaly widening as he spoke. "Woozy winks? What?! He told you that?!" His voice had completely shifted now, raising an octave and almost entirely losing the Al Capone accent he had. "Listen, Eel O'Brien was never sweet on her! That was a baseless rumour he probably only said when he was drunk!"

There was a beat of silence in the room as the gears began turning in Zatanna's head. In a world where things as weird as magic and superheroes existed she'd never stopped to consider the strange factor in all this. "Uh....Mr. Blundetto are you by any chance Patrick O'Brien?"

He frowned. "Aw, god damn it! Almost a year pulling this off and I fall at the last hurdle!" The man's entire visage shifted like hot taffy under a lamp. His skin rippled, sagged, then pulled itself back together in a completely new configuration, one that didn't seem quite settled. His face went from pale to ruddy, his jawline softening and stretching, hair color flickering through shades before finally landing on something that might have once resembled Patrick O'Brian.

"Yeah." he muttered, rubbing the back of his neck. "Patrick O'Brian. Or Eel, if you prefer. Though, judging by how fast my secret identity just went up in smoke, I might as well start using my real name again."

Zatanna blinked, still in shock. "You-you were pretending to be a strip club owner?"

Patrick shrugged, giving a sheepish grin. "What can I say? I make a great middle manager. The real Blundetto skipped town months ago when the feds came sniffing. Figured it was as good a face as any to borrow. Less heat, fewer questions."

"Less heat?" she said incredulously, gesturing to the room. "You're running a strip club, Patrick."

"Yeah, but it's low profile." he shot back. "You ever see Alchemax send agents into a place like this? Even they have standards."

Zatanna folded her arms, shaking her head. "You know, I was starting to think the rumors were exaggerated. But you really are ridiculous." She looked back up at him. "Uh, Pat now that we've cleared everything up, would you mind putting the gun away?"

He looked down at the gun then back at her. "Oh this?" the gun quickly morphed into his hand. "Also part of the disguise, to tell the truth I didn't have a backup plan if you'd came in packing heat. I couldn't have even thrown it at you it was just my hand."

Suddenly the door burst open, Woozy almost falling over as he entered. "Now just you let go of that girl, mister! I'm not letting nothin' happen to her!-" His face cracked the moment he saw his old friend. His bravado turned to soppiness and tears began to stream down his cheeks. He practically dived across the room and the table, wrapping his old friend up in his arms so tightly that Patrick's neck began wringing out like play-doh. "I thought you was gone Eel! Gone for good! I wrote a beautiful poem for your wake, buddy, I had everyone weepin'! Well, er- everyone being just me really, y'know it was hard to find people to invi-"

"Woozy, please stop speaking." Patrick replied, sliding out from the small mans grip and patting him on the back.

"You gotta lotta nerve to tell me to shut up!" Woozy sniffled, wiping his nose with his grubby sleeve. "You're tellin' me you been pullin' off that whole Blundetto thing and never trusted me with the secret? Man, I woulda kept it so safe. I'd have-"

"Woozy, you've known this chick all of 5 minutes and you already led her right to me, and worse yet you told her I had a crush on Candy?!"

The two continued to squabble and Zatanna couldn't help but smile. There was a warmth these two brought to their grimy surroundings that seemed to light up the room. She stepped forward interrupting them.

"Look, Pat-Eel-whatever your name is. Since the cat's out of the bag, I need to ask you something. I'm trying to pull together people who've been hurt by Alchemax. I'm trying to make sure they don't hurt anyone else. You were one of their victims. You could help people. You could help me find out what they did."

Patrick went pale for a split second, the memory of vats and the hiss of chemicals flickering in his eyes. He shook his head so hard his hair seemed to ripple. "Nah." He said, too quickly. "No. Thanks, but no. I got a thing or two I owe the world, but I'm no hero. You're sniffing up the wrong tree there, friend."

"You really want to rot here playing pretend mob boss?" she said. "You've got a chance to do something real, Patrick, something good. To make what happened to you mean something."

He barked a laugh that came out harsher than he intended. "Mean something? Lady, I'm a walking rubber band. You think I'm the face of justice? Go find another hero. No one's making a comic about 'The Miraculous Mr. Plastic'. I'm not exactly known for my 'good deeds'".

"You could be." she said, bluntly.

He stared at her for a moment. "You've got a lotta faith for someone who just met me."

Zatanna sighed and turned toward the door. "If you change your mind, I'm staying at the Skylark Motel off Harbor. Room 212. I'll be there until tomorrow night. After that, I'm gone." She paused at the door, glancing back towards him. "You can keep pretending you’re dead, Pat. But the people who did this to you? They're still out there, doing worse. Think about that while you’re counting bills for drunk creeps."

Patrick sat there, staring at the space she'd left, a frown fixed on his experession.

"Well." Woozy said breaking the silence. "That was...somethin'. Gotta say, though, she's got moxie. Real spitfire. Reminds me of-"

Patrick cut him off with a wave of his hand. "Don't say Candy."

"I was gonna say Eleanor, from the dry cleaners."

"Even worse." He slumped into his chair, staring at the warped desk. "She doesn't get it, Wooze. I'm not the guy who saves people. I'm the guy who screws up and runs."

Woozy shrugged, sitting down across from him. "Yeah, maybe. But, y'know, sometimes the screw-ups are the ones who end up saving folks anyway. Usually by accident, but still counts."

Patrick cracked a half-smile. "Oh, suddenly the guy who steals sugar packets is a philosopher now?"

"Hey, those cafes overcharge!" Woozy almost shouted back "Look, Eel, I get it. You got burned, literally and figuratively. Alchemax turned you into something else, and that ain't fair. But if what she's sayin's true, and they're still out there doin' that to other people then maybe sittin' here runnin' a strip joint ain't the best way to lay low."




A few hours later and Pat was closing up for the night, back in his Blundetto disguise - albeit with a few wary eyes pointed his way now. The performance was wearing thin. He was worried, worried that his face, his life, his fragile illusion of normalcy, were all about to collapse. And most of all, worried that the girl from earlier might've been right.

He'd done very few objectively 'good' things in his life. To tell the truth anything he considered a good thing was just him doing the 'less bad' option. He'd considered using his new powers for evil at one point, using them to pull of the heist of the century. But super-powered crime just brought the attention of heroes, and heroes always seemed to win.

He sighed, locking the door to the club and making his way round the corner and out into the night. He cut down a narrow alley, a shortcut to the shabby flat he called home, when he saw movement ahead. Three figures, huddled near a flickering streetlight. The two taller ones barked low threats at the smaller one, who was struggling to pull away.

Pat slowed. Then he saw it clearly, two men roughing up a teenager, probably trying to drag him into their racket. Drug runners, by the look of it. Nothing too uncommon for this area. He felt his stomach turn as he slowly made his way passed. This wasn't something he could get involved in. He wasn't the type to save anyone.

The kid caught his eye as he passed and squeeked out a small "Help!". Pat stopped for a moment, before promptly moving on after the two men barked at him to "Fuck off."

He got to the end of the alley and took one last look back at the three and then forward towards his flat. Was this really all his life would amount to? Would he be on his deathbed looking back and seeing all of the times he'd decided to take the easy road? To be a coward? Like it or not he'd been gifted these powers by something out there and he had a choice - use them for good or not at all. With great power comes great...well you know the rest.

He turned and clenched his fists. "Let him go."

The two men turned, a knife flashing in one of their greasy paws. They looked at each other and laughed. "Or what? What are you gonna do about it?"

Pat took a few slow steps toward them, the calmness of his voice betraying the nerves underneath. "[color=ed1c24]I said let. him. go."[color=ed1c24]

The taller thug grinned "You got a death wish, old man?" He jabbed the knife forward, just enough to make the kid flinch. "Walk away before you join him."

"You really shouldn't have said that."

The thug took a step closer and that's when Pat's arm stretched. Winding out like rubber and snapping across the man's jaw with a wet smack! The thug spun twice before collapsing into a pile of trash bags. His partner blinked, his brain trying to make sense of what he'd just seen.

Pat rolled his shoulders, his arm snapping back into shape. "I'm having a real bad day, pal. Wanna make it worse?" His visage turning about 20% more Clint Eastwood as the words dripped from his mouth.

The second man lunged, but Pat ducked, his body flattening almost entirely to the floor, the knife slicing through empty air before a leg whipped upward again, catching the thug square in the chest and sending him sprawling. The knife clattered away.

The kid stared, wide-eyed, as Pat loomed over the two groaning men. [color=ed1c24]"You tell your friends!" Pat called "This alley’s off-limits. And so's the kid!"

They didn't argue. One scrambled to his feet and dragged the other out by the collar, muttering curses under his breath. When they were gone, Pat turned back to the boy, who was still pressed against the wall, trembling."You okay, kid?"

The boy nodded shakily. "You-you're one of them, aren't you? A hero? I didn't know we had any in Mammoth City."

"Uhhh not quite, first day on the job. But-uh stay safe kid, lotsa creeps out there!"

He pulled his hat low, stretched an arm up to grab the edge of a fire escape, and swung himself up out of sight.

Back in the alley, the boy stared after him, the words thank you catching in his throat. For the first time in a long while, the name Eel O'Brian meant something good again.




He couldn't sleep that night, his mind was racked of thoughts of Alchemax. Thoughts he'd tried to forget since the accident.

By morning, he'd already stepped out onto the street in a long coat and cheap sunglasses. He wandered for blocks without knowing where he was going, through alleys that stunk of sewage, past old posters peeling off brick walls, his thoughts pulling in a dozen directions at once.

Every face he saw reminded him of what Alchemax took: people just scraping by, trying to live their small lives while monsters in suits played god behind closed doors. He told himself he didn't care. Told himself this wasn't his problem anymore.

But by the time he stopped walking, he was standing across the street from the Skylark Motel. He stuffed his hands in his pockets and swore under his breath.

"Damn it."

Woozy, huffing beside him with a paper bag of donuts, squinted up at the sign. "You gonna go in?"

Patrick hesitated, staring at the motel door. "No. I'm just thinking."

Yuh-huh. You've been 'thinking' for twenty minutes." Woozy took a bite. "At this rate the bad guys'll be retired before you make a move."

Patrick glared at him, but it didn't last. Finally, he sighed. "Fine. But I'm not joinin' her crusade, alright? I just wanna know what she knows."

"Sure, sure." Woozy said, powdered sugar dusting his lapel. "Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy."

Patrick crossed the street and knocked on Room 212's door.
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