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Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
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Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.

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Bump. Just looking to play the male MC now.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
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"Ah, good morning, Miss Roze." Lanus bowed with a smile. "Don't tell me you'll be joining us for our mission? That would be a delight indeed!"

His eyes then shifted towards the young Belua girl. Oh, what's this? Are those tentacles I see her walking on? Or rather, sliding on?

"Well now, you're an unfamiliar face." He smiled. "A newcomer, I presume? Welcome. My name is Lanus Retily. It's a pleasure to meet you, little miss." He bowed towards her as well.

"Good morning, Miss Roze." Renee replied. "I see." She glanced at the girl. "So she will be joining us as well." She walked up to her and offered her hand. "Let's work together nicely, alright?



The waterways were, as Renee expected, not exactly a pleasant place to be. It was less dirty than the fae predicted but the air was still damp, with a slightly unpleasant odor making its way into her nostrils. Still, it was nothing she couldn't handle, especially when the lives of kids were at stake.

"You liked to play here?" Renee glared with disbelief towards Roze. "Didn't you have anywhere else better to play in?" As a child, she, like any other fae child, played mostly in the forest that they were raised in. Not in a cramped, damp place like this!

"Splitting up? Is that really a good idea? It's easier for us to get lost if we each go our own way," Renee argued. Not because she was afraid of exploring this place on her own! Definitely not!!

When Roze notified the group about the torn jacket, Renee rushed forward. She stood as close as she could to Roze, examining the jacket as well. Those holes… they don't look natural! It can only mean—

Her heart sank.

Her sharp fae ears—they were picking up a grotesque sound she was all too familiar with.

White Widows! Here, of all places?

"Careful, everyone! There are—"

SCREECH

She was too late! One of them jumped out from the vents, hurling itself towards Roze, who thankfully managed to defend herself in time.

”Shit!” She spat. ”This species shouldn’t be here!”


"You're right!" Renee shouted, taking her bow from her back. "I saw this creature all the time back when I was still in the forest! What's it doing here?!"

Of course, Renee knew very well that when there's one, there will always be a dozen more. More and more spiders crawled out from each and every hole around them . She swiftly took out an arrow from her quiver, aiming at one of the spiders crawling on the walls.

"Transform! Firebird!"

The arrow flew, transforming into a phoenix before piercing the creature, burning it into a crisp. However, it wasn't the only spider there. There were still two more remaining and they retaliated to the death of their comrade by spitting out sticky webs towards her.

"Get behind me!"

Lanus stepped in, using Glindrung to cut through the webs before they could land on his lover.

"I'll keep you safe. Snipe all those spiders off the walls!"

"Got it!"
I'm interested in playing as Anerva. Currently generating AI arts for her image.
Currently thinking a kingdom building plot. My MC is the son of a noble and at first, he just wants to take it easy and live a life of luxury. Until a monster attack ends up killing his parents, forcing him to step up and rule the territory.

One of his harem would be his fiancee. She is a sickly and lazy girl. Weak since birth, she spends most of her time in her room, sleeping or reading fantasy rooms. Her illness sours her disposition, making her apathetic to everything. She has no dreams or desires. She just lives day by day, waiting until the day her illness claims her.
So, when her father, who despises her for being a NEET, gives her away to be MC's fiancee, she doesn't even bother to pretend to be a proper lady, openly declaring that she doesn't like him and she doesn't want to do any work. And if he wants to have sex, he's the one who has to do all the work. And any kids they will have, she won't raise them.
However, MC, who's also lazy, agrees with her lifestyle. The two ends up spending her visiting days in his room, reading fantasy books and playing board games. For the first time, she has a true friend, and that was enough for her to actually be willing to be his wife.
The truth is, her illness comes from her body producing too much mana. She has the potential to be a powerful sorceress.
When MC's territory gets destroyed by monsters, she quickly comes to his side. Sleeping together every day, she helps him go through the death of his parents. And she gives advice on how to run his territory as well, thanks to her books having stories of young lords managing their territories.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
Interactions: @Silverstein

The duo arrived at the lobby not long after Leon. After saying their greetings, Leon brought up the fact that the map Lana had was most likely outdated, owing to the growth of the city.

"Well, that's not good…" Lanus scratched his temple. "Without a complete map, the chance of us getting lost will increase tenfold."

"We can mitigate it by leaving down markers on the path we have taken." Renee folded her arms under her chest. "But still, this may mean we'll have to spend more than a day down there."

"Thankfully, we've brought with us a tent." Lanus smiled. "Along with some supplies. We can share the supplies but not the tent. After all, it won't do for you to intrude upon our lovemaking after all." He smirked, earning an embarrassed glare from Renee.

"Now now it's extremely rude to ask for a woman's real age, you know." Lanus replied to his question. "In my eyes, all beauties in the world are eternally seventeen years old. And yes, that includes you too, my dear." He smiled towards Renee.

"Hmph, I prefer if you see me as a more mature woman." Renee huffed. "I'm not the same girl that you rescued all those years ago."

"I know you're not. After all, these days, you want to make love with me almost every night. Unlike your old self, who was all shy about what she secretly wanted." He grinned.

"Idiot!" Renee blushed. "There's no need to say that in front of him!" She pointed at Leon.

When Leon declared that he would just stalk them away from their sight, Lanus laughed. "No need to do that, friend." He patted him on the shoulder. "You're now our partner so we should work together."
Interested in rping an isekai story with harem. I can either rp the male lead or the females. If I play the male lead, I'll be the one doing the plotting and controlling NPCs and all that. But if I play the girls, you'll be the one doing it.

As for the plot, it's either a revenge story, a second life reborn story, or a territory management story. Oh, and I guess monster evolution story is fine too.

Would have lots of ecchi.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
Interactions: @Silverstein

The two feys didn't sense Leon's presence until he coughed, being busy talking with Lana and all.

"Oh, you're joining us, Sir Leon?" Renee spoke. "Your help would certainly be appreciated."

"I doubt we would need your help though." Lanus chimed in with a smug smile on his face. "After all, it's just a simple finding lost kids mission." Secretly, Lanus preferred there wouldn't be another guy tagging along with them. Now, he wasn't the jealous type, not in the slightest, but that didn't mean he wouldn't prefer being alone with his cute girlfriend. "But, I suppose the more the merrier."

Once Leon left, the couple also declared that they would need to prepare. Half an hour later, the two were ready, and Leon would've gotten the message, with Lanus ordering a servant to send a message that they would be waiting for him at the lobby of the Tower.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
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Lanus suddenly kissing Rana’s hand gave her a surprise; her expression twisted into one of exasperation as she blushed. ”My, quite bold aren’t we? Here’s hoping we work well together...” She said in an annoyed tone, quickly pulling her hand away from the flirtatious Fae.


"Of course we shall work well together, Milady," Lanus replied with his flirtatious smile. Before Renee slammed her left foot onto his right, earning a pained yelp from the fey.



The discussion then moved into the requests that Rana was supposed to handle. There were three of them and the two feys were given the option to take them, if they so choose. After all, the requests were far above their pay grade, and were more suited for ordinary adventurers.

Before they could choose any of them, however, Bellum and Belua made their appearance. Lanus bowed at the former's wave while Renee just waved back. Lanus, however, proceeded to whistle, followed by leering at the wolf belua from top to bottom.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss." He walked up to her with a smile. "I believe we have yet to be acquainted? The name's Lanus. Lanus Retily."

"And I'm Renee Terfiel," the other fey followed, walking closer as well. "It's a pleasure to meet you." She lifted the hem of her skirt for a curtsy.



After their short chat, Rana finished sorting out the request documents. And the two proceeded to look them over.

"You're right, Miss Lana." Lanus smiled. "We should take that request." He pointed at the "We definitely should take the escort request! You have no idea how useful it is to have connections with the upper class!"

"Hmph!" Renee huffed, crossing her arms under her chest. "Don't lie, Lanus! You just want to be around a pretty girl! No, we should take the missing kids quest instead! Those poor kids need to be saved as soon as possible!"

"Hmm, I dunno. The prospect of mucking around in the sewers searching for some brats doesn't seem to be a tantalizing one…" Lanus scratched his chin in an obviously exaggerated manner. "Oh, I know! Why don't we settle it with a game of rock paper scissors?"

Renee stared at him blankly. "...Are you serious? We're not five-year-olds, you know."

"Aw, don't be like that, my lovely Renee!" Lanus grinned. "You just don't want to because you always lose to me!"

Renee's eyes stared daggers towards her lover. He was right. For some reason, she just could never win against him in the contest. It was the same whenever they decided to play cards. She always lost and whenever she did, he would always make her strip her clothes piece by piece…

"Urghh, fine! Let's just get this over with! In three… two… one… there!"

She took out scissors.

He responded by paper.

H-huh? I… I won? Her mouth fell open as she stared at her hand in disbelief.

"...Ah, what a shame." Lanus shook his head. "You won. As you want, we shall save those poor kids…"

Renee looked up to Lanus. She knew he was only pretending to be disappointed, thanks to his bad acting.

Is he… is he purposefully losing to me?

A smile formed on her face. He did. He didn't want to abandon those kids either.
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The wererabbit huffed, her cheeks reddening slightly as she glared at Takeshi. “Hmph! You don’t have the right to pat my head! You’re not my father!”

Ayu finally returned and saw Takeshi and Lunatea little scene. "Hahaha! It's good to see that Lord Takeshi is getting along really well with the yokai." She cheered.


“I’m not getting along with him!" Lunatea protested, only to fall to deaf ears.

The two then explained the message Musubi had brought to Ayu, although, it was more like Takeshi did all the talking while the wererabbit stood behind him saying nothing. She was still too upset to speak in her usual manner.

Only when Kerry and Relica made their dynamic entry that she returned back to her usual self, out of the sheer disbelief and surprise that she experienced.

“What in the world are you two doing?!”

They were then interrupted yet again by the arrival of Io, Yuki, and Kaze. Takeshi then left the group to catch up with the latter, leaving the wererabbit with Ayu.

"Big news, everyone. Lady Kyouko has a fleet ready, but she needs a big enough port here to land it. Otherwise, the Varjan can inflict heavy losses on her fleet, even if they can't outright destroy it." The head spy explained. "Most, if not all, major ports in Shizuyama are already taken. That means we'll have to liberate one from the invaders."

"The closest major port here is Komatsu Bay. But I heard that place is as fortified as a castle, taking it head-on will be quite the challenge. Even for you, yokai, so I'm interested in your thoughts." Ayu said. "Although, I do have an idea... N-Never mind, it's not worth it."


“You want us to assault a castle?” Lunatea asked with raised eyebrows. “Are you insane? We might be strong but we’re not that strong! We’ll need an actual army to do that!”

"Hold on to that. Don't ask me where I got it. Now, if Komatsu Bay is fortified, then a full on assault would be a death sentence, not with the devastated numbers on Shizuyamian side. You got us, but there's only so much that we can do, so we'll have to be smart about this. Do you think there's anyone here, refugee or otherwise, that has been there? Any secret routes we can use to- wait, shit, I just remembered. Takamori's kid spilled the beans on that, so the Varjans may have any hidden pathways that we could've used covered."


"She's right," The wererabbit chimed in. "A full-on assault would be the death of us all. And if there's no secret tunnel of some sort that we can use to sneak in, I have no idea how we would do it. Maybe we can set up a bait so the majority of their forces would be somewhere else while we sneak in into the fortress?"

It was only a vague suggestion, a fact Lunatea was well-aware of. She was a scholar, not a war strategist. So she wasn't good at all at this sort of stuff.

"Well, I know someone who's been there but he's... shady, to say the least." Ayu scratched the back of her head. "That and, his name is... well, I guess there's no dressing this up: His name is Shizuka. Not our Shizuka, of course, just same names." The head spy revealed. "Err, I guess we can find a way to handle the names later."

"Actually, that's not all. He's actually doing business with the Varjans." Ayu continued. "But that guy owes me, I'm sure he'll help us. His methods, though, can get... unorthodox so the question is, are you guys prepared for that?"


Lunatea nodded. “That’s fine. If it’s the only plan we got, then we might as well take it.”

"I believe," Io chimed in to Ayu's last statement, "That 'unorthodox' is our modus operandi." It was an equal part lament and praise, in Io's eyes. "But can we trust someone doing business with the enemy?"


I’m with Io on this one.”, concurred Kerry as she crossed her arms. “You say this guy owes you and I’m down for doing anything ‘unorthodox’, but do you even trust him? In my line of work, people who operate on both sides of the coin, per say, aren’t who you would call trustworthy. He could lead us into a trap, for all we know.”


“Io and Kerry are right.” Lunatea chimed in. “We have to make sure he’s a trustworthy person before we employ his methods.” The incident with the natives trying to kill Takeshi and set her up for his murder was still fresh on her mind. Just how many untrustworthy humans are there in this island?

Unfortunately, they never ended up finishing their conversation.

For Eula came in a rush, yelling that the temple was under attack by the Varjans.

Chaos broke loose as the upper part of the pagoda was decimated by a flaming boulder. Lunatea quickly readied herself for a fight, creating a wind barrier around her and the others, protecting them from the rubble falling around them.

After giving his speech, Takeshi ordered them to go wherever they were needed most, which wasn't much of an order at all.

Tch! Everyone for themselves, isn't it?

Lunatea decided she wasn’t a frontline fighter. As such, it would be better if she stayed with the human refugees, protecting them from any Varjan soldiers that might make it inside.

She made her way to the inner hall where the humans had gathered, on the way telling anyone she met to hurry up and go there. Someone had erected a barrier over the temple, something she was particularly grateful for as it meant she wouldn’t have to worry about more flaming boulders landing on their heads.

The hall was packed to the brim and her sharp ears picked up every single whispers and murmurs that came out from the masses.

"Mommy, are we gonna be okay?"

"Shh, of course we are. Sir Takeshi and his retainers are fighting for us right at this very moment. So you have to be a good girl and stay silent, alright?"

The mother's optimism wasn't shared by everyone there however. Some were praying under their breaths, begging to the gods to save them. Others were actively sobbing as despair crept into their hearts, making them think this would be their last moments.

The wererabbit paused, her mouth half-open before she closed it once more. She was about to give the crowd some words of comfort, only to realize she wasn't any good at public speeches. What would she say that could soothe their concern, especially since a lot of them were wary of monsters like her?

And then, all of a sudden, the words came to her mind.

"People of Shizuyama! Hear my words! My name is Lunatea vern Farnsworth and I am a soldier that Lord Takeshi has recruited to protect this island!" She placed a hand on her chest, moving her eyes across the crowd. To her surprise, they immediately turned their attention towards her. The hall was now completely silent as they all waited for her to continue her speech.

"I may be a monster! A youkai! But that doesn't mean I am evil or untrustworthy! I am on your side against the Varjans and I swear that I shall protect you from them! So please, stay calm and stay here until it is safe!"

The silence continued as the refugees exchanged worried looks against each other. Thankfully, her magic panties realized the gravity of the situation and they decided not to flip up her dress, even though there were many males of mating age in the crowd.

That… that should be good enough, right?

She ended her speech with an awkward bow before exiting the room, closing the door behind her.

Now, she just had to stand guard here, against any Varjans that might sneak into the temple.
Renee Terfiel and Lanus Retily
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"That voice…" Renee paused the moment she got close to the door. "That's…"

"That's her voice, yes. It seems our dear mage has made her decision at last. That was certainly faster than expected." Lanus grinned.

It didn't take long until Brun invited the two in the room. And sure enough, they thought right, for Rana was indeed inside the room. Renee quickly gave her a smile, followed by Lanus.

”Good Morning, my goodness, I thought you two would’ve still been in the mess hall. I was just having a discussion about this fine young lady’s future plans, hopefully involving her becoming a new member of Eon.” Brun said. ”I believe you all are already acquainted?”


"Indeed we have," Renee replied, still smiling ear to ear.

”Oh, uh, Good Morning to the both of you. It’s certainly pleasant to see you both again. As for this meeting…” She scratched her cheek, having a sheepish expression on her face. ”This is a bit embarrassing to admit, but I wasn’t able to really come up with anything on where to go from here, so I decided to explore avenues at this tower. Um, that is, if you all don’t mind having some b-list magus researcher as part of your fold. Hehe…”


"That's a great idea, Lana!" Renee came over to her and grabbed her hands with excitement. "You'll fit here just fine! Don't you worry! I'll be there if you need anything!"

"And I, too, am at your service, Milady." Lanus gave one of his characteristic bows.

The two took their seats beside Rana, with Renee sending a slightly threatening glare towards Brun, ready to lash out if she gave her a job Rana didn't want to do.

Thankfully, that didn't come to pass, as Brun wisely gave her the role of an operation specialist, a role that she was perfectly happy with.

”Thank you, I’m glad to be here. Rana said, looking toward Renee and Lanus. ”Well, guys, it looks like I’ll be in your hair longer yet.”


"I'll be in your care as well, Rana!" Renee smiled, shaking her hand.

"And me as well." Lanus kissed her hand, flashing her his charming smile.
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