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29 days ago
Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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2 mos ago
Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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4 mos ago
I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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Sterling Johnson


"... Chalk it up to growing pains for now, huh? I've got Jorie. No sense waiting around and moping out here in the wastes."
the now-un-stunned brawler offered, shifting their diminutive, and still very-much knocked-out leader's weight upon his shoulder. Apparently having learned his lesson from the flash, his aviators were now resting squarely upon his face, leaving his eyes unreadable.

However, he didn't conceal the fact that the good humor had left his face. A moment's lapse in judgement was all it took for them to go from salvaging the situation, to...

To running at a dead sprint from a horde of Grimm they knew was in their way. They were careless.

He was careless.

And it nearly cost the driver, Lilac, and his team their lives.

"Dunno about you guys, but I'd rather die back in Beacon. At least there's air conditioning there."

With the most humorless quip of the day, Johnson began to walk.

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Luke Schwarz


Meanwhile, far away from situations quite so far down the drain, Luke Schwarz found himself utilizing an oft-disregarded affinity of his.

They'd just wiped out the last of the ambush, after ironing out minor kinks in the plan and communication thereof, and were now making their way through the room at a much more respectable pace than they'd started. It seemed the continuous ambushes after sitting around and talking for too long had lit a similar fire under everyone's rears.

However, they weren't rushing blindly forward. That is to say, the trio were still very much cognizant of their surroundings, and wary of any new stimuli that might suggest a new threat or change in the situation.

And as it just so happened, a moment of sheer convenience occurred in something of that nature, for tumbling down the vents and into the room were the sounds of screams, shrieks, and other such noises...

And they're g i r l s !

Now, to clear the air here, before anyone took things the wrong way, there were entirely innocent reasons for the team hit-sponge's receptiveness and immediate recognition towards the vocalizations of distressed females.

You see, he grew up in a house with two younger sisters, and as anyone who had a sister knew, little sister screamed a lot. Whether yelling at you for not letting them have their way, to distracting them from their homework, to even correcting your form on how to punch, little sisters always aired their dissatisfaction with maximal volume.

Therefore, it was perfectly sensible that he be able to distinguish a girl screaming at moment's notice, and it betrayed nothing at all about his character beyond a heroic tendency to help girls in need.

At all.

Seriously, it's not like I have anything to be defensive about.
I'm a coward anyway it's not like I'd do anything
I'm a perfect gentleman. End of discussion.


"Sounds like we're getting close. Let's get this thing open..." he said, drawing up to the door and proceeding to try and do so.
How is everyone's missions going? As fun as the contests are they are supposed to add to the RP not take time away from the actual story.


Oh it's not taking away anything
Despite Plank's constant arguments to the contrary, I'm pretty sure Jason ain't a self-insert
Gotchu
Before you ask if I've weebed out on you with this work's title, First off: Yes. Secondly: It's descriptive of the story, trust me. It's some entry-level cheeky wordplay in the style of the author I set out to emulate with a certain expressive-haired hero, and speaking of which, it's in first-person for this go around. Hopefully it'll give some insight as to where he comes from.

Enjoy.


Albert Morgan


"I'll have you know Bowser is incredibly well-behaved. He knows better now." he returned. "And shut up, Noel. I can deal with our leader leaving his clothes around perfectly well myself."

Seating himself, he deftly placed a napkin in his lap, took up knife and fork in hand, and made an elegantly precise first cut of juicy, flavorful steak in the span of one and a half seconds. It was the kind of time only practiced ease could beget, and as he speared the meat with his fork, he began once more to their retreating forms, his voice easily carrying despite not even facing them.

"Not to worry, I'll have Tarik taken care of. You two go socialize, Noel could use the practice."

Casual potshots at the team's designated tease-victim aside, he nonethless raised the arm and waved.

"Oh, and the steak is perfect, as always."

The door finally shut behind him, leaving the young man alone with his meal in the room.

Now then, onto business.

His scroll emerged from the pocket once more, speed-dialing Kek's number with a press of "5".

As it rang, he held it to his ear even as another cut of meat slid down his throat.

You're a bit past "fashionably late", Tarik.
noel still best

tear runner up
Are you trying to be funny
Jason Alexander

Habitually shooting her a glare before remembering it'd do no good, I flipped the note to find something resembling handwriting.

Now, granted, I say "resembling" in that most handwriting I've encountered wasn't like this, least of all my own. You may expect me, being super insightful and analytical to have a very modulated, proper aesthetic to my notes, but you'd be completely wrong in that. My notes come fast and loose, because, hey, as long as I can read it, speed kills the work faster.

In contrast, what I was looking at was closer to calligraphy than any handwriting I'd seen in my 22 years. All flowing and pretty and perfectly clear...

It must have been a girl at the helm. A very cute one.

Nothing more masculine than that could write like this. We guys are wired too differently, we rarely pay this much attention to aesthetic detail when we could just quickly scrawl shit out to our friends. Or acquaintances.

"Well, it says they're going look for breakfast and maybe a bath. Might check out the job board too."

A bath...

I don't know why she thought "Kaia" would be able to read that, but we all have lapses in memory.
okay
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