Hokum

Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

You now have a good paying job cleaning toilets! You also signed a contract that prevents you from leaving this job unless you die. For the rest of your days you'll be nose deep in human waste and taking orders from some very overweight man with his ass-crack showing above the low ride of his pants.

I wish I had a Dollar for every time someone made a false assumption about me.

Diddly Do

@Oh no my soup@Dartbored Fairy

and oh yeah, almost forgot to mention, both look good to go! XD

Diddly Do

@Pyromaniacwolf

Accepted! you can safely add it to your character sheet in the Characters sect.

Enjoy your tumble through the portal XD

Who was Kangaroo to you? Friend or Foe

As you all know, maybe, and what I'm probably just ever so slightly late in mentioning, Roo (AKA Meth Quokka) was a mod here.

As a fellow Aussie, I respected the hell out of that drunken, beer drinking and potbellied bastard. He was my secret go-to guy, the one I'd rely on to swiftly delete threads that I instantly regretted making, and other uncomfortable stuff like that, without feeling like I was being judged. I mean, I haven't even been here a year yet, so the relationship may not have been as long term I make it sound, and hell, I may even be exaggerating a little about the intimacy side of things. But still, you know what I mean, and even if you don't, that's fine too. But my point is... now I have to find some other poor bastard to take my discrete Guild issues to.

So there you have it, you've heard my piece, now how about a thought or two from some others here. Who was Kangaroo to you?

Post Your Pikcha

Haley's Uniquely Titled Hangout.

@HaleyTheRandom

Who's your favorite Smurf?

What Are You Listening To?

youtu.be/5fH2FOn1V5g

Ban the Person above you

Banned for removing the 's' and 'beer' from Fosters Beer and using it as a name.

Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

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How is that corrupting my wish?

@Beta

How is it not? Beta: "I wish New York City wasn't such a terrible place in general." This statement alone implies that the existence of New York City would be better without the terrible elements, generally. A nuclear warhead would remove those elements, but the fact that it would remove every other element along with it is where the corruption comes in, clearly XD

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Sound design is easy for you now, but you're restricted to a broken two string guitar and an 80's tape recorder.

I wish for Beta to PM me their deepest concerns.

Ban the Person above you

Banned because that's what this thread is for.