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Myriad Reality

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Whatever you say.

@whizzball1

Come and talk when you're made of water.

Myriad Reality

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The fact that you don't trust me is appaling. But... If you must know, I am in the hospital atm because I dropped to rofl while going down stairs.

@Unhinged

Why are you in the hospital ATM? You should be in a hospital bed.

Myriad Reality

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How is that not how it works? There's no reason ice would be an exception to direct absorption magic. You could apply spells on it so it doesn't melt, as well. And there are spells that allow you to mold ice. And in a place like Existence, where everything that isn't nonsense is possible, there's no reason to say that it's not a thing.

@whizzball1

You wouldn't understand.

Myriad Reality

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idk

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rofl

@Unhinged

But did you? Provide proof that you truly did drop to the ground and laughed while rolling.

Myriad Reality

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If such a thing exists--
-Maddie- It's a thing! It happens all the time in Marvel universes!
-Why, again, are we naming universes based on their franchise name on a specific planet?
-Maddie- Dunno!
Well, anyway, since such a thing exists, surely one could cast some kind of spell on a block of ice--and bam, you've got a block of ice in your stomach. No idea why anyone would do that, but it's got to be possible.

@whizzball1

That's not how it works, Non Sequitoney. Besides, even if it is possible, no universe would have it!

Myriad Reality

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I'm not. Just wait. There's more. But there does exist magic where objects can be absorbed directly into bodies without tearing them up or anything; i.e. all those magical artifacts that bond to your person when you touch them for no reason.

@whizzball1

I don't know; probably.

Myriad Reality

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Ice can be kept from melting. Whatever. Three: direct injection or absorption magics exist.

@whizzball1

I was just told that you're creating a non sequitur.

Myriad Reality

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Two: ice can be kept cold, and therefore frozen.

@whizzball1

Ice is always frozen, no matter the temperature.

Myriad Reality

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Hmm... Well, let's lay down several facts. Don't argue with me; just affirm or deny them. One: ice can be eaten.

@whizzball1

Yeah.

Myriad Reality

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@Unhinged

What???

And way to go all ifunny three years ago =P