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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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7 yrs ago
STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
8 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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8 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Bio

Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

Most Recent Posts

Let's say it does - even with an Astartes strength it's probably unlikely to kill him outright - so just consider him dazed/out for the count for now if you like.
@Hank Why? He's just been tombstoned by the World Eater, may as well post about youse two fighting one another. Just a thought.
@POOHEAD189 May I just say...your Dwarf is hilarious! Also the way you write the text, oh boy, makes it sound exactly how I would expect a Dwarf to speak with his speech pattern and mannerisms etc.

Let's see how the sneaky @Kingfisher gets out of this one...
@Hank@Keepvogel@Lord Coake@Noxious@The Whacko@Bright_Ops@BCTheEntity@agentmanatee@Sarpedon

Righto folks,

I'm going to give everyone until and including Sunday the 24th to get a post in (with Noxious being an exception), doesn't need to be the greatest post ever, just needs to be so that I know people are both still alive and willing to participate.

Anyone who has not posted by then, or who is without a decent reason, will likely be blown apart/captured and tortured/turned into a mindless servitor by the Adeptus Arbites.

Gods bless, PEACE!
@POOHEAD189@Natsucooldude@SomeChap@agentmanatee@Savage@Hank

Your interest(s) are all noted, even though none of you have yet given me a WAAAGH! - which makes me very disappointed - but I'll accept it nonetheless.

Not sure how many people I'm expecting, or think would be required for this, but 'the more the merrier' would be one of the many mottos associated with this RP.

Once we reach...I dunno...seven? Eight? Then I'll get the IC up; until that time, I'll get to work on the CS and the like.

@Savage I'd be very interested to know what you have in mind? From what I can make out, you're just describing an Ork!

@agentmanatee As for being Da Boss, well, we shall see; remember, he who is Da Boss also leads Da Boyz AKA With great power, comes great responsibility.
This is the guy who kept asking for posts in my own RP, therefore I shall keep constantly asking when it's going to start...until it starts.
@POOHEAD189 Dis grot wiv is smelly poo!

@Natsucooldude Flash Gitz are awesome, and make good characters too.

@SomeChap You are counted, sir, and get xtra points due to having 'chap' in your name and a reference to tea as well.
Maybe I'll just go and form a second Imperium...


Ever since I began the Games Workshop table-top hobby, something I ceased over a decade ago due to inflated prices, I always loved the Greenskins in all their incarnations; the Orc an Gobbos in WHFB, as enemies of the 'good guys' is Black Library novels, and especially the (Space) Orks of Warhammer 40,000. They were the very first army I collected and painted, cutting down all manner of foes when I still played, but it was really their lore...their 'fluff'...that had always made me love them so.

This RP could well be seen as a homage to my all-time favourite race - stupidly brutal, hilariously comedic in their antics, and never beaten in battle, the Orks are truly the greatest thing in 40K. If you don't agree, well, you're wrong.

So, here is my proposal:

The RP will, quite obviously, be the players RPing as a bunch of Orks in the 40K universe - think of it pretty much as Ork Rogue Trader...Rowg Trayderz or something...and you'll have a pretty good idea of where I'm heading with this; there will be no leader at the very start of the RP, but I shall be implementing a 'challenge mechanic' for anyone who may wish to become the head honcho of our merry band.

Essentially we shall be a band of Orkoid mercs or Freebooterz, and I expect many things to ensue from that, but foremost and most of all I just want this RP to be fun! I want people to create Orkish and zany characters, to use terrible spelling and grammar for any conversations (although feel free not to, might make it easier), and to just have an enjoyable time RPing as an asexual fungus-based lifeform devoted to warfare but actually far more intelligent than any other species/races give them credit for.

Want to play as a Painboy who's had all his limbs replaced by mekaniks? A pyromaniac burna' boy? A Weirdboy who is always dribbling, more often than not into other Greenskins food? Even a Snotling, if you really want...you get to hang around with the Squigs, so there's a bonus before you get eaten!

So, I ask you a question so simple that an Ork could answer it...,

To WAAAGH! or not to WAAAGH!, That is the question? 

(@agentmanatee@Specter189@Sophrus@Culluket@Hank@Savage@Lord Coake@Yennefer@Roosan@Sarpedon@BCTheEntity@Bright_Ops@The Whacko@Keepvogel)

If you're not interested, then feel free to just not reply...but if you are...then give me a WAAAGH! Of confirmation.
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