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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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7 yrs ago
STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
7 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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7 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Bio

Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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Ludolf Bohn enjoyed these warmer summer days and evenings, having fought from the warm climes to Estalia to the frozen wastelands of Norsca during his time as a warrior of the Empire. He had fought all manner of the living - from the forces of rival Elector Counts, to Greenskins and even (some said) the Rat-men of Skavenblight - as well as numerous encounters with the forces of undeath. He had seen his own comrades raised up to fight against him, hewing them apart with the very same zweihander blade that now held pride of place on brackets above and behind the bar. Yet running a tavern, along with his wife Hilda and young son Jochen, and the various hired hands of the establishment, was by far the hardest thing he had ever done in his life.

A giant of a man at six-foot and four-inches in height, his pale flesh covered on his face by a great bushy beard of greying gold, he kept a close eye on all his patrons and staff with eyes the same grey as a thunderstorm cloud. Dressed as he was now, in a simple blue tunic and trousers of a brown, he wore a brown apron over it and could often be found simply wiping out the inside of a flagon behind the bar.

Having so many patrons move through the Nag every day, he barely noticed Jeb (@TJByrum) as the huntsman made his way past the hired doorman and peacekeeper - an Elf, but not just any Elf, one of the fabled White Lions of Chrace - and walked toward the bar, before taking a stool and catching the Reiklanders eye.

"Well met, friend. I'm after room and board."

"Oh yea," grunted the barkeep, taking in the measure of the young man with an experienced eye, one hand moving through his luxurious beard, "we have a few of both, Herr Hochlander. Could you be more specific?"

Before Jebidiah got a chance to reply though another patron took away his attention, a much shorter but heftier visitor, unmistakable as anything but a Dwarf (@POOHEAD189) of the mountain holds; they were travellers not uncommon in the Reikland, and Ludolf apologised to Jebidiah and begged his indulgence for a moment.

"Ale. Keep it coming."

Certainly here was a fine specimen of Dwarfish culture and manhood, a longbeard by the looks of him, one who should be accorded respect within his hold...well, he was not in any Dwarf hold, but a Reikland tavern.

"Ah, Master Dawi, I have a fine keg of Zhufbar Ale just waiting to be tapped...for the right price, of course. A rich flavour and dark colour, not an ale to be missed." One hand went to scratch his beard again, those grey eyes never leaving those of Drimbold as he spoke, "perhaps I may suggest a flagon or two of Korben’s Finest? A worthy Dwarfish stout made from pale malt, roasted unmalted barley,
and caramel malt? Two pennies for a pint of ale or one for the beer."
@Dogematix You still up for this?

This will be my final try, if there is anyone else who would want to join this, please speak up now and get a sheet to me.
@Jarl Coolgruuf@Dogematix@AdvancedJ3lly@Andreyich@CaptainBritton@Superboy

Would anyone else like to post before I do? Was hoping people would but...


Off the beaten track, the usual forest roads between the Empire province of Reikland and the Bretonnian lands across the mountain, within the leafy confines of the largest forest in the province, can be found the highly insular hamlet of Rottfurt. It is built nearby a river, and indeed is a fine place if one wishes to move produce via the Imperial waterways, but outside of this it is an inbred and dismal place, full of local yokels and some of the stupidest people imaginable.

Fortunately this is not where this tale begins...

Some miles to the south-west of Rottfurt, between that very place and the free town of Übersreik – known across the province for its volume of trade and thoroughly important river bridge – is a tavern known to all and sundry as The Limping Nag.

If one were to wisely ignore both the unappealing name, and the disgruntled mumblings of the forest locals, then they would observe a fine family run establishment situated by a bubbling brook, the Nag being in actuality a well-supplied and firmly built timber structure with a thatched roof and a charming atmosphere to the low-beamed interior; scores of tables and benches are placed throughout the common room, the bar well stocked and kept clean by the burly proprietor of the tavern, and comfortable bedrooms available up a set of stairs at a reasonable price. A hearty fire burns softly in an alcove of the far wall of the room, and any customer will be treated to the sight of some of the finest wenches in the Reikland.

A simple traveller would never know that it was all a front, funded for an supplied by The Guild of Esteemed Sellswords – a collective of retired mercenaries, adventurers and military personnel who gathered together their wealth and privilege in order to all others to undertake their own missions in life; from young farmhands intent on running off to die in a desert seeking gold, to grizzled veterans who just can't sleep without thinking of the next battle, all are catered for and their needs met by the Guild.

It is to this place that you have come, for what purposes only you truly know.

Twilight it currently is, the sun beginning to set over the trees, the evening air hazy and humid, leaving a warm fuzz to settle over proceedings, and you are active and awake. Maybe you have been at the tavern for some time now, perhaps you are only arriving today, either way the barkeep – Ludolf Bohn, a retired soldier of the Empire Greatswords (Reikland province) – will be pleased to see to you and your needs.

So come on in, take a seat, seek out a friend, or simply make your business known.
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@Andromedai Nergüi followed behind and to the left of his present commander, bolter held carefully but relaxed in his gauntleted fists, the HUD of his helmet – placed back over his head before entering - bringing up reams of information as they moved through the large hallway door and into the interior of the God-machine of the Emperor; the Apothecary watched Aviza as he scanned their surroundings, feeling confined and altogether uncomfortable within the confines of the Titan, watching for any sign of the enemy.

When the comm suddenly burst into life, his ears suddenly assailed by code and heretical chants, the White Scar did not flinch as the Sister did – there was a reason that the Astartes 'knew no fear' – but did imitate her in raising his bolter up to his shoulder as they padded through the dim internal structure, a little more on edge with anticipation than he had been before.

"Hold fire until squad leader engages, watch your aim inside of Titan to minimize damage."

Blink-clicking his acknowledgement, Nergüi hooked his finger about the bolter trigger in preparation of anything happening...

He heard the interlopers long before they revealed themselves, tracking movements and smells that the Sister would have found impossible to replicate, the barrel of his bolter moving with their steps but his finger keeping away from firing; he had been given an order, and he would follow it.

Three...two...one.

They were in and Aviza was firing, multiple targetting reticules flashing up inside his helmet as if in alarm at their presence, his finger squeezing down mere seconds after his temporary superiors weapon started lighting up the nearly pitch-black room. Soon enough their quarry was dispersing, fleeing off in multiple directions as bolts pitched a number of them from their feet, turning others into ragged red messes.

After opening his helm-comm to Aviza the White Scar spoke, the joy of battle clear in his voice, “your orders, Sister?”
@TJByrum Firstly...

"Here is the character profile/registration format, which needs to followed exactly. When created, one must Private Message the profile to the moderator (me) for approval."

Secondly, this 24 year old is a crack shot with a long rifle in his teens, then spent years as their premier hunter? I assume Esk didn't have many decent shots then, eh?

Anyway, I'll accept him, just read the OP before posting next time, please.

@Blueskin@Laduguer@POOHEAD189@Andreyich@Drinky@Dusty@Lucian

We'll be getting started soon, probably later today, so there's your 'warning'
I am going to post, btw, but it will be tomorrow at some point; works being the same shite, different day.
Dwarfs out the wazoo!
Just a quick bump, although with a wee caveat; I took on too many partners last time (ooooo, matron!) so I'll be very much limiting the amount of 1x1 I wish to take on. Possibly even just one person. As I've said before, this is a thread purely to advertise to those wishing for something a bit more smutty and much more private - I have another thread here (roleplayerguild.com/topics/89890-inte…) for those wishing for something more serious and less...adult.

That's all folks, and happy RPing!
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