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I'd love to join a Zombie RPG game. My biggest question is what time do you think the Sessions are including the timezone and how often are they run?
Danny just facepalmed sarcastically "Really?" for a moment he sounded genuinely disappointed and was shaking his head while looking at the ground "Pulling out the Squish Wizard card like a right Chav eh? I didn't say I'd take all the wankers by meself just that I'd paste them better than you make shoot quips and I bet I could totally take four hits easy but you know how they are. Honestly, I don't fancy my chances getting so close to one what with their you know?" he mimed fake fangs.
"Anyway," she continued, changing the subject, "the tall guy still inside says he's going off on his own, to the docks. Agatha says she's got friends that'll help him out, but otherwise, I think we're headed for the Dwarf quarter. I think the quicker route is best, that'll be the only way we can get both problems solved in time. Shall I take point?"

He looked over to Khan then stage-whispered to Thalia " 'e's a right nutter that one eh? Seemed like 'e didn't 'ave all his marbles up here when I saw him but ohh well, hope it goes proper jammy and it doesn't go all tits up else he'd look like a wanker for leaving the lads."

@Cu Chulainn He made his way over to Khan to properly see him off "Hope it doesn't go 'ard cheese on you in the waterworks mate." Danny pulled out his wand as well as two scrolls "Some magic to 'elp you not get pasted" He cast Mage armor on Khan while handing him two scrolls. Danny looked the Monk up and down for a second, figured he looked nothing like a wizard and probably didn't know what those were, wrinkled his face in annoyance then spoke "Scrolls... They're paper that make magic 'appen. Case things get a bit 'airy just do what sorcerors do to do magic then run like buggery"

He made his way to the group going to the Dwarven quarters after casting Mage armor on himself.
Neet, so can I join? I was trying to read up on cypher but the internet here's pretty slow. I'll probably look it up further once I get home.
I don't know what the Cypher system is but I've always wanted to try a Super Hero campaign
Danny was mindlessly muttering to himself like a crazy person when he noticed the two women approach "G'day Hens" @Ciaran he turned specifically to Thalia "I'm disappointed 'alf and half just disappointed. I know you think your wit's aces but "stone'ead" just lost the plot 'fore it even started. I hope you're a right fibber though cause if you really are as good with a foil as you are with your words then I might just 'ave to start beating the Xil meself" he chuckled sharply

The Wizard waved the quips away as he moved on to more serious matters "So you and the Lads got your onions sorted out? I've been thinking about all this todger" he gestured to the siege "I might just be a right plonker but I know some trails you lads might be cuffed to know. All three place 'ave ways you can get to 'em quicker but we risk getting cocked up by the Xil even more than normal course there's also ways us chaps can avoid getting gutted but we'd not get anywhere in a Jiffy. I don't think the lads would take too well to that last one though."

Danny didn't feel the need to mention the Xil and their insect-like traits as well as the incredibly dangerous poisons which can easily cause [...] in normal people. He also didn't mention their tactics especially their habit of [...] or the fact that each Xil soldier could [...] because nobody was stupid enough not to know that right? It's pretty much common knowledge already

Felix gives Danny a blank stare as the wizard speaks in dwarvish, then looks to Arissa, who translates “He wants someone to retrieve his alchemy lab and to take his bird and horse to the fleet.”

Felix nods and says, “Where is this alchemy lab of yours? Perhaps we can send someone to gather it for you.”

Danny shook his head in embarrassment both at the fact he spoke dwarvish to a man who didn't understand and because the woman told everybody about his requests. He walked towards Arissa "Oi you daft girl I didn't want every bloke knowing about my boofers." He whispered. the Wizard just sighed then told Felix his address while placing Owelbert on the table "Take care of him yeah? 'es a good lad, that one."

@Ludditetechie@Guardian Angel Haruki@Ciaran@The Large Dumbo
Danny turned to the group "Well Chaps, Since we can't spare any old bills to bail out the stumpies I say we go bail them out instead. Once we've got the boys outa their skiver, if they'd oblige we can send them out to the waterworks while we can 'ave a go at finding those dirt eaters an' their missing gaffers. Three outa six then" He stood up and started walking outside " I'm not too cuffed about being inside during a siege so I'll be waiting outside. Give me an earwig once you lot 'ave gotten your onions sorted out." Danny nonchalantly exited the building
Isaac just about had enough violence for the day so when Roxy disappeared then appeared behind the girl, an instinct clicked in his brain and he sprinted as fast as he could away from all the madness. Once he reached his home, Isaac collapsed behind the counter on top of his sleeping bag then fell into a blissful sleep.
"I dunno Hen, I doubt we even 'ave any time being all sneaky like, might as well 'ave a barny with all the lads. Doesn't really matter right now, it's two against one but we've got two more blokes that I'm sure would fancy a say."

Danny turned to Felix and started talking in broken Dwarvish
He gestured at a bird on his shoulder that wasn't mentioned until now
the wizard hesitated not really finding the word. "Safe" he just said in common
@Beekeeper@Ludditetechie@The Large Dumbo
Danny starts to speak up "I know you all fancy being ruddy heroes but what about our own transport. I'm gonna sound like a right plonker but I want to make sure if I'm going the full Monty 'elping you blokes I'm not gonna get buggered." He looks like he's thinking for a second "Splitting the party's a barmy plan but we can't really muck about now can we. @Beekeeper Felix you stony bloke 'ow many old bills can you spare to come with us if we split up the 'eavy hitters." he said plainly "Personally I want us wankers to all stay together. Never a good idea to split the party in case we all get into to big a argy bargy. Send the Militia to reinforce the drunks since that'd be more their cup of tea, 'ave them hold out while we look for the gaffers the knife ears lost. Once we get the Elves right proper we swing by the Dwarves, paste the xill wankers then get out of dodge."
Isaac started to shake uncontrollably as the Red-headed woman pulled out a knife "P-Please ma-ma'am I won't tell a-a-an-anybody." He shrunk into himself looking like he was about to cry "Just don't-t hurt me please I'll d-do what I can I'll bake you some b-brownies if you want? I'm not really g-good at much else" the young man gave a shaky smile trying to appease Demetry

He was strangely relieved when Roxy appeared between him and Demetry. Isaac just hid behind the pale slightly blue-haired woman, making himself seem as small as possible as he whimpered in fear and averted his eyes to the ground.
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