Lady Selune

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe [Always Open!]

"He's already being an annoying bastard is what he is. Zig, that's what the bartender called him." She waved her hand vaugley at the huge amobea. Seemed like a contradiction in terms, but here she was, looking at a giant amobea whilat pouring herself amarula shots. "Yeah, I'm a bounty hunter. Sandy FUCKING CAINE!" She clapped her hands loudly, before pouring herself her fifth shot.

"God I love this stuff, reminds me of home." She laughed to herself. "So, Sandra, how'd you get to this wonderful little temporal anomaly?" She tried pouring more liquer out, only to get a few dribbles, the bounty hunter relctantly dropping the bottle. "Give us another one please? I need to drown out the little voice in my head that tells me this is where you go when you die."

"Oh, and uhr... You guys do American Fries? Or chilidogs, sure fuckin' sonic over here."

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

also i have an idea for making a list of the List Tropes that we mention, use, or RP.

@Infamous Empath

*Ding*

"Band of Bastards"- WW2 Heist/Espionage RP!

I've had three flops of WWII RP's.

Let's rock and roll.

Sewer Rats

Ignore the fact that air compressors are fucking huge and wouldn't be able to be carried around. The suit is worthless otherwise.

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

Name: Jeff Samson
Nickname: DOOMLORD THE VOICE OF CHAOS
Alias: DOOMLORD THE VOICE OF CHAOS
Title:… Funnily enough, just The Voice Of Chaos.
CB Handle: xXxDoomlordVoCxXx
Slurs your frenemies call you: Jeff
Pet name from your SO, if you're fortunate enough to have one because I haven't kidnapped them yet: He… Doesn’t have an SO. Something about arson murder and jaywalking that means you only really get laid when you kidnap someone.
Species: Doomlord. (Human.)
Race/ethnicity (being Scottish may or may not help...): Hell-ish. (Montana.)
Gender: MALE.
Alignment (good or evil; neutral = dead, so dont put that): Dude’s literally called Doomlord, the Voice of Chaos. He isn’t hugging kittens here.
Occupation (that means what you do for money, not what rank you hold): He’s a cleric, so mostly preaching, marriages, the occasional healing, and damning souls to the dark gods.

Smart Bio (it might benefit you not to include every detail of your life...): Dude’s doomy as fuck. All hail the doom. He’s pretty evil, so when the Overlord came, he got right in that shizzle. All the delicious, toffee-flavoured souls you could want and a nice dental plan.

Powers (put anything. I dare you. Seriously.): He is the Voice of Chaos. That means his voice is like, super boomy and deep and cool. It’s like, lower than baritone here. It’s badass as fuck. Seriously. He can also use a bunch of nifty auditory attacks to cause people to bleed out of every open pore, which is cool. He’s immune to his own abilities.

Weapons/other items carried: He has a sweet ass suit of power armour that looks like it’s medieval, the BOOK OF DAMNATION, which is really just your standard manual on necromancy and demon summoning, a really, really, really, really big fuck-off mace, and a few other bits and bobs.

Appearance (Realistic pic preferred. No anime. Not trying to be funny here.):

Other: He is the ultimate AVATAR OF DOOOOOM!

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

You know, like, somedays, you see something... and you know that you MUST have it, even though you've never seen or heard of it before?

This. I need this in my life.

I've had the bloody list memorized for years. Is the spot of Overlord ABSOLUTELY taken? If it is could I be the "dragon" trope character?

@Dawnscroll

Considering the GM is the overlord, you'll have to be dragon.

Also, DOOMLORD THE VOICE OF CHAOS has been given to the GM for approval.

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

Totally making an Evil cleric who constantly facepalms at mook fuckups.

Sewer Rats

I'll give you all the benefit of a thought and assume that, for the rp, you all didn't hit anything and are fine. Just keep this in mind for the rest of your encounters, okay?

@BubblegumQueen

Considering I explicitly said she hacked at the back of one of their necks, and then stabbed one in the temple, which is the side of the face, there's no way for her to have been contaminated anyway. ^.^.

Oh, and just to be clear, the JRS means she can go outside more, right?

Sewer Rats

Stab them in the face.