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Reluctantly retired roleplayer.

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July 20th, 2017 - 15:48 | Metro Tower - Metropolis, featuring @Simple Unicycle as The Question

Rose's precognition was going off like crazy. Everything around her was being percieved as a threat as she turned from one direction to the next, the energy blade in her hands swinging wildly as she held her back firmly against the wall. Despite being blind, her powers were still able to provide her with a view into the world as she ducked under one of Clayface's apologetic attacks before slashing wildly at the Warden's severed vine. Suddenly something crushed the vine as Rose felt the impact before her legs were sprayed by whatever fluid might have been within the former extremity.

Lizard's voice filled her ear as Rose steadied her blade. She couldn't recall whether Lizard had been warped by Extant but her precognition had triggered leading her to believe for the time being at least, she was safe. Suddenly she was hoisted into the air as Lizard took a hold of her and carried the now elderly Rose to another room.

"Here?" Rose asked, questioning Lizard's phrasing. "Where the fuck is here, Jessica dear?" She asked, but the hiss of the room's automated doors informed Rose that Lizard was already gone. The door hissed open again moments later as the room was filled with a loud voice. Aged like her own, this voice belonged to a male as it bellowed about being attacked by a reptile, suggesting that once again Lizard was herding her teammates to safety.

The voice suddenly asked a question which left no doubt in Rose's mind as to who had joined her in the room.

"I always assumed it was because you were so damn ugly dearie." Rose sneered before it dawned on her that she had let another affectionate term slip from her mouth.

"Who're you calling ugly? I don't even know what I look like!" Question shouted in a rare moment of comprehension... Only to mutter "Do I?" moments later, before staring blankly ahead once more.

Even the ever thorned Rose felt a rare moment of sympathy for the Question's memory loss. Of the Leaguers she had interacted with, he was the one she held the most respect for after the Bat. The Question wasn't afraid to, well question everything around him, and for that reason he saw through the black and white of the world and dove into the shades of grey she had lived her life tangled within.

A small hiss echoed throughout the room as Rose uncharacteristically de-activated her energy sword, carefully returning the hilt to her hip as she guided herself towards Question's voice, one hand on the wall as she moved slowly towards the detective.

"I damn well don't know why I'm saying this but," Rose paused, feeling around for the Question before her fingers brushed against the trenchcoat. Finding his shoulder, Rose gave it a squeeze as she continued talking. "I think the mask if kind of hot. In a fucked up way, of course dear." She said with a small smile as her hand traced his featureless face.

"So, if anyone, but me, calls you ugly. Punch them the fuck out." Rose added with a smile.

'Why's this woman getting so close to me? ... What's a woman? Wait, no, I know what they are.' The faceless detective thought to himself, barely listening to what Rose was saying. Though he did catch the last part, and allowed himself to smile at that.

"Always do." He replied, before his vision lost focus once more and he pondered to himself "wait, punch them?"

"Yes dearie." Rose said as she leaned on Question. "Punch them, right square in the jaw." She explained, taking a hold of Question's hand and swinging his arm in the motion of a punch.

"And if that doesn't work, punch them in the fuckin' balls dear." Rose added, turning her blinded eyes towards Question. Suddenly an alarm echoed through the room, finally cuing in Rose that Lizard had deposited the duo in the monitor room.

"Computer, what is the nature of the alarm?" Rose asked, leaving Question's side as her hand instinctively fell to her blade's hilt.

"Proximity alarm, unknown Kryptonian approaching."

"Computer," Rose stated. "Analyze, compare to all known Kryptonians, one of those damn invulnerable aliens doesn't just show up."

"DNA is half human. Logical conclusion, Supergirl, daughter of Superman." The computer stated as Rose fumbled around for an intercom button before becoming frustrated and slamming the keyboard.

"Computer, fuckin' broadcast this for me." Rose ordered as a beep acknowledged the request. "Supergirl dear, this is Ravager, we're under fuckin' attack by a mystical being known as Extant. Any aid you can provide would be damn well appreciated dearie."
I'll likely update mine after Episode 5.
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Okay, here's the rundown: Doctor Fate, this magical motherfucker, showed up after a long ass time of being MIA and warned us about Extant, this other (evil) magical motherfucker. He was beat up and sick, and everyone was there, and he just so happened to sneeze on five peeps. Note that, because it's important.
So then Extant shows up, turns Fate and Wildcat old (they're both actually in their 90s or something, but look younger for reasons), then does the same to the rest to us. But remember the peeps that got snot-rocketed? They're still young and hip. To keep them from going after him, Extant turns three of us into evil versions of themselves, and is either still in the building or fucked off to go somewhere else.
Also Supergirl's showing up to help us but eh.


Yo,

This here's a story all about,
How our lives got flipped,
Turned upside down,
And we'd like to take a minute,
Just sit right there,
We'll tell you all about,
How we all got grey hair.
For your leisurely reading and ease, I have linked all posts relevant to a completed episode under that episode on the first post of the IC. So if you want to read a specific episode again, you can now do so without searching the IC for each post.
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July 20th, 2017 - 15:37 | Metro Tower - Metropolis

Extant's method of attack had been... unexpected to say the least. Rose was hardly a fan of her push-up bra going from a nice touch to necessary as every ounce of her normally toned body began to lose it's perkiness. Possessing the demeanor of a pouty child, Extant had warped the League into shells of what they once were.

"What the actual fuck did we ever do to you dearie?"She asked the nearly all powerful being.

Did I just fuckin' say dearie?

"Fuck, I damn well did." Rose exclaimed aloud. "Ugh, if I buy a cat or start playing bridge and bingo, one of you fuckin' super-zeroes is going to have to put a damn bullet through my brain." Rose lamented as all around her things went to hell.

Extant had warped several of their teammates into monsterous versions of themselves, causing Rose to make a move to run. As she did, her legs nearly gave out beneath her as she tried to evasively flip away from their attacks.

"Damn this all to fuckin' hell." Rose screamed as she reached for her pistols, pulling the weapons and firing. The recoil from the guns hurt worst than she could have imagined as her bullets were fired at angles that were anything but accurate. Crying out in pain, the guns fell from Rose's limp hands as she crawled on the ground.

"I'm going to feed that bitch, Extant his own fuckin' extremities when this is damn well over." She cursed.rolling to avoid an attack as she reached for one of her swords. Never before had she had such trouble trying to draw the weapon from its sheath as she did now. The sword barely budged, and even with both hands, the weapon was far too heavy to be useful to Rose at the moment.

"You all are so fuckin' lucky I can't use any of my damn good weapons!" Rose screeched as she reached to her belt, activating an energy sword. "But I'll still make sure this fuckin' hurts!" She promised, swinging the cutlass shaped blade through the air. Suddenly the room began to dim until suddenly it was dark. Rose could only see the faintest shapes as she suddenly realized what had just happened to her.

Her free hand traced her face stopping by what had, until moments ago, been her good eye. In a panic, Rose began to wildly swing the energy blade as she stumbled backwards, her free hand stretched out behind her as she sought to get her back against the wall.

Rose had gone blind.


Alright, @Archmage MC, Toon Girl has been added. Obviously it's nothing as of right now but hopefully people copying the formatting won't forget her now haha
@Lord Wraith You forgot Toon Girl and Shazam! there buddy :P. Even if you've never interacted with them yet. lol

So, I think all episodes are done. Everyone wanna have a bit of socializing before episode 5 hits? Should make Ep 5's impact much greater if the characters know each other better.


I got Shazam, but you are right that I missed Toon Girl. Shazam is there under Captain Marvel.
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