*writes sex scene between Alfred and Selina Kyle that's so graphic that @Lord Wraith beams with pride*
*Proceeds to fist bump Alfred*
*writes sex scene between Alfred and Selina Kyle that's so graphic that @Lord Wraith beams with pride*

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...and now back to topics that don't give @Lord Wraith a semi.
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I only ever played the third one, and the gameplay sucks there.
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And all I know on top of that is that if you try to two-time your love interests, they'll trick you into agreeing to a threesome so they can tie you up and leave you there.

What is the Witcher about? Never played the games. I know it's very popular and seems like it's fantasy and you can fuck people. That's all I've gotten from the zeitgeist.
