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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

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I want to play these characters more because I'm deathly afraid Master Bruce will track me down in real life and murder me if I drop them. More to the point, I've loved Raven and Starfire ever since the Titans cartoon, and have wanted DC to do more with them as a duo ever since. The odd-couple dynamic is just too much fun to play around with, with the ability to go from light-hearted raunchy sitcom to deadly serious angsty drama. As I said before, in my opinion they're the ultimate buddy-cop combination, and I want to pick up more or less right where I left off with them in DCUG, with only a couple of minor revisions.

.....seriously, though, MB will kill me if I don't pick them up again. Send help.



In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Batman deliberations are taking some time. Bear with us, @DocTachyon and @Roman. For Wonder Woman, on the other hand, we've voted and have chosen @Cybermaxx as Queen of The Amazons!



In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

You didn't even try that time.


Hey.

Shut up.
In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
In other news, the IC launches tomorrow afternoon (EST, USA time).

Brace yourselves for the beginning of one heck of a ride.
In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Superman sample is finally up. Apologies for the delay.

As promised, I don't expect any judgement call on my application until 24 hours after this post, which is when I edited the sheet. Anyone who wants to contest me for Clark can technically do so in the next day.
In One Universe: World Of Heroes - A Marvel & DC Comics RPG → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Well, we deliberated. The time has come to name the game's Spider-Man. Based upon the votes of all three GM's, the official Peter Parker is... @AndyC!

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