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Completely inappropriate retelling of getting the corona shot: "So the military rolled into town at some recently and I was stabbed by an army guy and told to leave."
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So I finally got the first rona shot. I'm... exhausted now, which is interesting.
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@Todd Howard Women can be daedra, men wear overly elaborate new armor, eldritch monsters flood the fields, dragons are Randy Savage, and the Dragonborn is now obsessed with tea and skrimsawing.
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@VeyrinDay Rocket was just yakuza/mob type criminals who stole things and seemed to have this low key plan to capture Mewtwo, the strongest Pokemon.

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Level 1 [5/10] (Word Count: 541 +1)
Location: Onboard Shippy
Memo...: Bowser @DracoLunaris


Mr. L was readying up a rant about how the Count is so much better than some witch, robots, aliens, boos, alien-robots, and eldritch living shadows....? For some reason? It's not important but honestly sometimes his thoughts veer to strange places. It is incredibly stupid, really, but hey at least the L-ster has as good of a good laugh at his own thoughts as he would at Dimentio's dumb face. But the little memo...

Hm-mm-mm... Yeah, there, isn't that better? Welcome on board, Mr... L? Signing up took a little more work but with your skills I'll slide you right in with the senior staff. With the enthusiasm you showed you'll do just fine. But don't worry, I'll make sure you get the memo for any updates on compliance with your new workspace, K?

Its time to read the memo, K?
You weren't around for the grand finale. I crushed him, a stash, and the chaos heart. Then the sadhat left to date something and left all his minions adrift. Looks like you mattered least. No one even bothered to tell you he retired. Don't give lip or you'll regret it.
Memo received.

"Dimentio did what." Mr. L grounds out. "They all did what?! I go out to help wreck you would-be wreckers and instead that stupid Harlequin goes and ruins everything? And they don't even have the nerve to let the minions on the road that the plan got wrecked?! Incazzato! After all the time I put in, all that effort... Just tossed aside? How... How..."

He can't breathe. The Count had promised... Everyone had promised... Everything would be better if they worked hard and supported Count Bleck... and the others including the Count himself just give up after a few hours?! Thanks to that Dimented double-crossing creep? L's not the best minion, he knows that, the role of top minion to the Count is Miss Nastasia. But its not like he's one of those mindless mooks or even a traitor like Dimentio! Che... If they're going to treat him like this maybe he should start looking for work elsewhere. Anywhere else. ... Maybe not with this Koopa kreep but it would serve those cretini right if he did.

"I cannot believe this. I don't suppose you have any idea where they are so I can give them a piece of my mind?" The masked man pauses and then corrects himself. "Even if you did, this whole... thing would put that to the side for the time being."

Contrary to his earlier aggressive behavior, Mr. L has completely turned around and is either affecting a more neutral tone or is genuinely no longer attacking the koopa king. "So what are you up to with all these mooks? That blue guy said something about fish and... what, there's no towns here or something? Or are you already in hot water and unable to actually buy or take what you need? Sure its a little more busy than most dimensions I've seen but its not like you don't already have the numbers to handle it all." Here a little sly grin makes the man in black's mustache twitch. "Or don't you got any professionals in underhanded acquisitions? Of goods, not princesses of course."
I just needed to get the this off of my chest. Sheet formed because babby.

Level 1 [3/10] (Word Count: 449 +1)
Location: Onboard Shippy
Mentioned: Bowser @DracoLunaris, Sakura @Zoey Boey, Geralt @MULTI_MEDIA_MAN, Link @Gentlemanvaultboy, Mirage @Potemking


"O'Chunks would give better fashion advice than whoever dressed you up in that dumb outfit and he's a cretino, an idiot, who thinks plaid and black armor look good!" Mr. L promptly snaps back. "While it is nice to know that my reputation as one of the best minions of the Count precedes the Green Thunder, I'mma not a one-note and the Count ain't no sadsack or failure! If anyone is the failure its a imbroglione like you, Mr. Constantly Beaten Up By The Red Fatso. A mammalucco like you who always fails in everything he sets out to do has no idea what victory even looks like! Oh sure you might get a little win here and there but when was the last time you actually won something for good? Or... did someone trick you into thinking that the Pure Hearts can actually help you stop the Count's plans? I don't know about this Gallade ruffiano but someone as bullheaded as you doesn't stand a chance."

The words just poured out of his mouth, without thought or without consideration of how he knows it all. Its one thing to have a vague knowledge of the general situation in one world out of the seemingly endless dimensions, but it does not matter how he knows the details. The Count had used the heavy koopa to bring forth the Chaos Heart. Yeah, that must be why. No need to dwell on it. He must had overheard some talk from the mindless minions that fill the castle's halls.

Oblivious to the way his words are painting his true self in a sour light, not that he'd give a crap if the masked man was aware, Mr. L's eyes take another pass over the surface of the ship. An strange man in blue is rambling on about scouting and food. A wary glance from a hastily fleeing man dressed up like some weird snowboarding bumblebee. A look of light disgust from a chick standing next to a white-haired guy who sprouted up like he took in a Shroom-

Wait. Did the blue guy say he was going to cook fish? Pssh, as if he knows how to do it right. It might not hurt to give that 'Link' kid some pointers on good fish dishes, but anything really good would depend on what if any other ingredients these yutz have access to. For a split second, he gives Bowser a baffled look. "Did that guy just ask you to make a fire? For cooking? Bit of an overkill isn't it?" Even if Bowser just uses a Fire Flower for fireballs the mundane utility (and sheer overpoweredness of a living flamethrower) is baffling.

Level 1 [1/10] (Word Count: 428 +1)
Location: Onboard Shippy
Specifically Mentioned: Princess Peach @Lugubrious, Koopa Troop @DracoLunaris, Blazermate @Archmage MC, Link @Gentlemanvaultboy, Mirage @Potemking


Mr. L has never met Princess Peach before and the strange form is nothing like Miss Nastasia described the 'corporate rivals' so to speak. Darker skin could be passed off as a tan and a chance in outfit could be a disguise, but the hair is completely throwing him off. In many worlds where subtle differences can let you tell countless similarly-shaped beings apart, such a drastic difference in appearance and voice can trick the mind into completely disregarding someone as being at most a distant relative to some target. The tight pants and frilly top do not help as they are absolutely nothing like Peach's more iconic dresses or even her shorter skirted duds. So, Mr. L does not hesitate in taking her hand and helping himself up onto the ship. "Thanks a bunch, bambolina." There's a slight bite even as L voices his gratitude, as the man would had been fine climbing onto the ship on his own. "Not needed but hey no skin off my nose if you take a tumble."

He takes off his hat and shakes it dry, not caring if it sprays one of the random mooks running around. The thief thought he saw some Koopas but there's more running about than he expected. Old geezers and young bucks. And... okay, there's a bunch more people on the ship ranging from skinny lanky tall humans (the yellow one is too tall and the green one is lacking in any snazzy facial hair) and what looks like a metal lady (robot lady? Can't tell if that's an actual robot or just one of the many weird things or even a Metal Cap or something from such a distance).

But... in spite of how he fails to recognize Peach for who she is, Bowser Koopa and his slightly smarter mini-me son are fairly unique in form compared to the usual Koopa shape. There are a few Bowser-like creatures (a bunch of weirdo rabbits) but they were well after Mr. L's time. What's not part of that usual visual package are the legs. The weird crap on the shell could be some goofy powerup and this wouldn't be the first time he's seen Bowser in a dumb outfit. (He has? Right, the wedding.)

Mr. L can't keep himself from busting out into laughter, not that he even bothered to try to hold it in. "That dumb turtle looks like he got another cackling witch crammed into his skull! What's this one, some sort of witch of the seas? He's certainly got the clothes for it!"
I finally get to show up and I can't even speak?
You're in water. You'd drown.
I don't-a care. That's what Green Shrooms and Blue Moons are for!
Drowning is bad, k?

Joking aside, I'm totally excited!

Level 1 [0/10] (Word Count: 473 +1)
Location: Luma Pools
Shippy Approaching (Ms. Fortune @Lugubrious, Sakura @Zoey Boey, Koopa Troop @DracoLunaris, Ace Cadet @Yankee, Hat Kid @Dawnrider, Blazermate @Archmage MC, Link @Gentlemanvaultboy, Frog @Dark Cloud)


Although he should had known better than to chase willy nilly after a strange glowing treerat, the challenge was clear and could not go uncontested. Mr. L is the greatest jumper of Count Bleck's minions! Sure, O'Chunks can throw people the furthest and Mimi can turn an enemy's own tricks against them, but the burly man is an idiot and the tiny girl is all surface-showy stuff. The less said about Dimentio, the better. Miss Nastasia has much better things to do than any of those things and the Count himself? ... Well, now that L thinks about it the Count doesn't exactly have any legs so he can't jump but he doesn't need to.

One of the downsides to being the highest jumper is that physics... does not exactly agree with him. His speed is swift but that means he's a little too slick and slowing down must be timed just so so he doesn't do exactly what he did and take a tumble down a pit. This is all the rat's fault! If it wasn't such a brazen thing, Mr. L wouldnt've had to chase it! It is only with practice born from countless worlds, both the lost worlds of his past and the remembered of his much more recent history, that let him catch his breath and not lose himself to the waves.

After a bit of reorienting himself under the lake's surface, Mr. L swims up to the surface. The first thing he sees is... well, honestly? Water. It is absolutely drenching his hair and pouring down from his hat. The next thing is what looks like Dorrie coming his way! (wait, who?) But... no, that's definitely not a plesiosaur. In fact its not a creature. It looks like a boat. Well, far be it from Mr. L to cry out for help like some weak willed wimp. Instead he immediately starts swimming to it. Sure it seems to be under attack, but it's closer than dry land.

As soon as the boat and the thief start to close the gap, Mr. L realzies they're not alone in the water. At first glance it looks like another boat. The metallic sheen and similar shape does not help for some worlds tend to have themes, perhaps the theme here is animal-shaped ships? But to his surprise and annoyance it is a creature. And Mr. L is completely lacking in fire power... in Fire Flowers, that is. He could try unleashing that stupid Thunder-spark of his but that's just begging for trouble when he's absolutely drenched and in the same body of water as the skinny water-dragon. Mr. L picks up his speed, hoping to reach the weird boat before it can wreck the ship. Worst case scenario, the thief has a brief respite to catch his breath before fleeing the ship.
Looking for someone interested in roleplaying in or against one of the following settings.

I am capable of bouncing characters off of settings I know less about, but I am interested in setting if someone wants to do within the same setting.

Ideally this would be a small group (read: 7 others at most) so we could have more frequent posts.
There wouldn't be an exact posting turn system aside from no double-posting, just the expectation that you'd give the others a chance to respond. After a certain point (let's say a week) it'll be assumed that you've lost interest and the others will continue on after giving some impression of your character walking away.
This is because in some of the larger groups I've RPed in off the site, individuals have held up the plot only to suddenly dip for a different interaction. It isn't fair to the group as a whole to hold the roleplay hostage, and neither is it fair to keep chatting about amazing ideas in OOC only to toss them aside for something else because it is newer.

Super Mario

This is for Mario stuff in general, not a specific plot or setting. I tend to reference anything and everything in the franchise so it could be anything from a grudge match between Mario and Bowser to Mushroom Kingdom denizens chatting about the latest Kart Tournament's fundraising efforts to repair stuff ruined by the last Dark Land invasion. I have in the past taken part in a six year long daily 1x1 with this setting so I am fully capable of running things long term if it works out that way.
Pokemon

I have to specify that this would be Humans but in non-trainer professions. I'd love the chance to explore the setting outside of the focus of Gyms and battles. So for example Rangers or Archeologists. Predominantly Game-derived but there's bits and blobs floating in the back of my head from PokeSpecial and the Electric Pikachu Boogaloo manga, plus half-remembered stuff from the early seasons and some films.
Undertale

... yeah, I still have Undertale on the brain. I mostly RP as canonical characters (ex: Asgore, Sans, Papyrus, Flowey, Gerson) but some friends got me able to do Fell, Outer, Reaper, and Horror variations, as well as Undyne. I also have Deltarune's Spade King and Jevil, and an idea I had for what Deltarune Papyrus might be like based on how everything that shaped his bombastic personality in UT was different or gone. The RP idea for this setting would be predominantly slice-of-life with a comedic bent, whether before the events of Undertale or after.
Final Fantasy / Kingdom Hearts

As a warning I've yet to play KH3 because PS4 was stupidly overpriced for a while, so I'm still avoiding all spoilers on KH3 until I can get my hands on a system. I have however played almost every title in the series to completion and love it to bits (in spite of the constant headaches and sheer pulling-out-of-pants bull). That said I'd love to do something with Final Fantasy characters or have more of a focus on Squaresoft and Enix characters within the KH setting. Like for example facing Live A Live's Odio as a Heartless or Lifeform Hojo N as a Nobody.
Legend of Zelda

While my knowledge of the latest titles in the series is hazy, I have done very strong lore reference-heavy plots in the past with friends. A recent run was a Solarpunk Zelda set in the distant future with elements from Breath of the Wild and Skyward Sword, and before that was a plot where Ganondorf disguised himself as a priest to sow chaos and discord in Hyrule in a blended setting of Link to the Past and Twilight Princess. I have never done a specific canonical setting in the past but I have referenced them. I can do a specific title if desired but I would much rather explore a made-up one. Overarching details would be planned out but the exact journey would be left to the whims of IC.
Looking for someone interested in roleplaying in or against one of the following settings.

I am capable of bouncing characters off of settings I know less about, but I am interested in setting if someone wants to do within the same setting.

Super Mario

This is for Mario stuff in general, not a specific plot or setting. I tend to reference anything and everything in the franchise so it could be anything from a grudge match between Mario and Bowser to Mushroom Kingdom denizens chatting about the latest Kart Tournament's fundraising efforts to repair stuff ruined by the last Dark Land invasion. I have in the past taken part in a six year long daily 1x1 with this setting so I am fully capable of running things long term if it works out that way.
Pokemon

I have to specify that this would be Humans but in non-trainer professions. I'd love the chance to explore the setting outside of the focus of Gyms and battles. So for example Rangers or Archeologists. Predominantly Game-derived but there's bits and blobs floating in the back of my head from PokeSpecial and the Electric Pikachu Boogaloo manga, plus half-remembered stuff from the early seasons and some films.
Undertale

... yeah, I still have Undertale on the brain. I mostly RP as canonical characters (ex: Asgore, Sans, Papyrus, Flowey, Gerson) but some friends got me able to do Fell, Outer, Reaper, and Horror variations, as well as Undyne. I also have Deltarune's Spade King and Jevil, and an idea I had for what Deltarune Papyrus might be like based on how everything that shaped his bombastic personality in UT was different or gone. The RP idea for this setting would be predominantly slice-of-life with a comedic bent, whether before the events of Undertale or after.
Final Fantasy / Kingdom Hearts

As a warning I've yet to play KH3 because PS4 was stupidly overpriced for a while, so I'm still avoiding all spoilers on KH3 until I can get my hands on a system. I have however played almost every title in the series to completion and love it to bits (in spite of the constant headaches and sheer pulling-out-of-pants bull). That said I'd love to do something with Final Fantasy characters or have more of a focus on Squaresoft and Enix characters within the KH setting. Like for example facing Live A Live's Odio as a Heartless or Lifeform Hojo N as a Nobody.
Legend of Zelda

While my knowledge of the latest titles in the series is hazy, I have done very strong lore reference-heavy plots in the past with friends. A recent run was a Solarpunk Zelda set in the distant future with elements from Breath of the Wild and Skyward Sword, and before that was a plot where Ganondorf disguised himself as a priest to sow chaos and discord in Hyrule in a blended setting of Link to the Past and Twilight Princess. I have never done a specific canonical setting in the past but I have referenced them. I can do a specific title if desired but I would much rather explore a made-up one. Overarching details would be planned out but the exact journey would be left to the whims of IC.
So was there anything specific that jumped out at you, or...?
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