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Number 1 Ranked Bucket Fighter

STATUS: eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. 5 mos ago
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5 mos ago
Current eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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5 mos ago
Never trust a lazy knight; they always drag on.
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5 mos ago
What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
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6 mos ago
The guy in front of me at 7-11 left his breath mints on the counter. The cashier said I could have them, but I have abandoned mint issues.
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6 mos ago
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
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Bio


E M B R A C E H O P E A L L Y E T H A T E N T E R H E R E


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Did you know that Dante's inferno is video game that the main protagonist is also named Dante? Back in the day, the only two games were Devil May Cry and Devil May. The only difference was that in Devil May Cry, the protagonist is better off at the end, and in Devil May Cry 2 it is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.
Name:
Nakushita, Naku The Shitta, Number 1 Ranked Bucket Fighter, Kept Promises.

Age:
Old enough to not remember, young enough to function (30 something?)

Preferred RPs:
I Prefer to join others, I'm willing to give most genres and ideas a go as long as they have some tidbit that I find interesting, whether group or 1x1.

Preferred Roles:
I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to strangle after realizing that they are either a complete idiot, a walking disaster waiting to happen, or some combination of both.

RP Conquests:
I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the status bar my many idiotic jokes is well aware that I'm highly incapable of conquesting an RP and thus my sole attempt on the guild exploded and is nothing to be proud of.

There was also a Isekai RP I was a part of for over a year, which was quite entertaining.

RP's in progress:
Symphony On High is my father, which I love and respect.

RP Graveyard:
I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are many 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences and happy little accidents.

Other interests:
Videos
I watch a lot of educational and stupid videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me, especially history. I like channels like Kings and Generals and The Mighty Jingles, and I’ll also watch things like Stimpee or Trick2G to deepen my understanding of degeneracy. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching basically anything that is even remotely funny, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I don't gotta work on that.

Games
I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.

Drawing
I can't draw. I haven’t done a lot of it recently and certainly don’t feel confident enough to show anything I make to the general public. Perhaps never. I fear that it may blind the public. Unless you really like poorly shaped stick figures.

Music
I listen to everything, and I mean everything. I have too many favorites to name.

Personality:
Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about having a good time and avenging my grandfather who was murdered by a bucket.


People to Insult:
Dalton is a Dingus.


Most Recent Posts

In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 7 days ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



It wasn’t ideal having to travel behind the behemoth of a man shark through the duct, and eventually the even more narrow side chute. At the end of the day it was still better than trying to fight or trudge their way through the many slimes or potential traps. So she couldn’t complain about that too much as she felt like they were finally making real progress for once. Keeping pace with him as he led the way, unaware of where he was headed exactly, but it beat standing around while he searched his feelings.

Coming to an abrupt stop when she noticed Dan doing so when the giant mass of slime was blocking their way ahead. She had very little time to make a remark, or even come up with a thought before the muscular shark swept her up off of her feet and picked her up like some kind of weapon as he pointed her at the cyan mass that was rapidly expanding. Slowly turning her head and her reddish eyes towards him as stared directly at him wordlessly for a moment. Not quite sure how to react to being picked up in such a manner as her unamused expression stayed upon her face. After a moment passed she finally broke her silence “Unfortunately I do not have any powerful destructive spell’s, my entire repertoire revolves around wearing down my opponent over time, not any single big blow” giving him a very honest assessment of her own abilities, all while not addressing the current predicament she was in.

Turning her gaze away towards the cyan growth she let out a small sigh. “With that said, I suppose I can try one thing…” her tendrils emerging from her back as she fanned them out to reveal all six of her jellyfish like appendages. Once she had them fanned out she shot them forward to jab the tips of them into the cyan growth to inject her poisonous venom into them. She wasn’t sure how slime would react to poison, as she had never tried to use her abilities on anything like it before now. It wasn’t like she had much of a choice, or another option to go with as she didn’t pack any explosive or powerful attacks in her arsenal. She found the slow, grinding, wearing down approach to be far more worthwhile and consistent. Rather than risk it all on a few powerful attacks that would leave one vulnerable if they didn’t defeat the opponent.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 14 days ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



If she had known that such an offhand remark would get Dan to kick things into another gear she would have said something sooner. No sooner had her claim about Marrie dating a Dolphin man that was cooler than a Shark man left her lips Dan had gone into action. What she wasn’t quite happy about was the fact that he decided to use her head as a springboard to propel himself upwards and towards the ceiling. It hadn’t been easy to steady herself with the much larger man shark using her head to get the leverage he needed for his jump. If it hadn’t been for her physiology having some qualities of a Jellyfish she likely would have been put right into the floor. Right as his fishy feet left her squishy dome two frilly jellyfish like tendrils emerged from her back and wrapped around Dan’s ankle like a tether as she let his momentum and force drag her along with him for the ride.

She wasn’t about to let him off the hook that easily, plus wherever he was trying to go would likely be quite important. “You are lucky that I’m not your ordinary esper or you might have caved my head in with those filthy fin’s…so where exactly are you off to in such a hurry…worried that your crush might be kissing a bottlenose?” She questioned him with slight bemusement. She knew he couldn’t keep quiet about Marrie, but his reaction to her remark only further instilled the belief that the shark had some sort of crush on the freelancer. One that at first had been a hindrance, but now that it had gotten him moving at a much higher pace it had become an advantage. One that she would have to keep in mind for the future if she ever needed more effort or energy from the strange orange alien Carcharodon carcharias.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 21 days ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay




A sour expression spread across her face as she saw the cave in up ahead as she let out a sigh. Shooting a side eye glance back towards Dan while he complained once more about being delayed in rescuing Marrie. If she hadn’t had to attend to Dan and his slowness she might have been able to make it to the room before the cave in. Instead she was stuck in a room with a slime maid doing her best impersonation of a blender. She didn’t know who the slime maid was, but she knew well enough that she was not affiliated with a group Scypho knew of and was part of Tim’s efforts to retain his captives.

However, if that had been the only issue confronting her right now then it wouldn’t be quite so bad. No, the worst part of this situation wasn’t even the slime blender maid, it was Dan’s pining for his lover as he continued to panic and become distraught anytime he was delayed in rescuing her. Scypho was starting to think he wasn’t much of a Carcharodon carcharias, rather he behaved much more like a Phrynosoma, a horny toad. She would have to scientifically classify him later as she had more pressing matters to attend to.

Moving swiftly as she ducked in behind the massive man shark to put his body in between the spinning slime fists and herself. She figured he was rather robust and would serve more than well enough as a form of protective cover. “Marrie, was it? You know I think I heard something recent about her dating a Dolphin man…alleged because she thinks Dolphins are so much cooler than Sharks, but I’ve never met her so I couldn’t say…...” Remarking offhandedly to Dan while she used him as her own makeshift cover. If it would get him to stop crying out about Marrie after five minutes then it would have been worth the remark. She had her doubts about it of course, after all he was quite the stubborn love-struck fish that couldn’t keep Marrie’s name outta his sharp teethed mouth.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 28 days ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay




Scypho made no remark when Dan became entangled, instead watching with mild disinterest as he tried to gnaw through it. Turning her head aside and towards the yellow hall that he made mention of. As far as she was concerned the others could handle the purple roach and whatever that green slime esper was. Especially with the combined Maverick and Gemini offensive that was ongoing. There wouldn’t be any point in involving herself if they could handle their business while she handled finding the rest of Maverick. Starting to make her way towards the yellow hall, walking past Dan, she nonchalantly uncoiled her blade and it unfurled out in the blink of an eye to assist freeing Dan from the net by cutting it loose without looking at him or taking the time to stop. If he hadn’t made mention of being able to get her inside of the lab she may have just left him.

But, he still had a usefulness, at least for now so she had very little choice but to ensure that he made it to the intended destination. Even if he was proving helpless and somewhat incompetent at times. He was still far more familiar with the ship and how Tim thought and would act, even if he was being slow about it.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 1 mo ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



Rescue Marrie? Just exactly when did Scypho make any such request or mention her at all? Sure sharks didn’t have any outwardly visible ears but she knew fair well that he was capable of listening and understanding. She kept a calm and patient expression as her gaze remained upon him unblinking, figuring it was best to just let him babble on until he figured out whatever plan he had bouncing around his head. Glancing towards the now destroyed turrets at his mention of them before turning a unamused gaze back towards him. He was right about one thing, if he had acted sooner it may have saved them a bit of headache. Though without her prodding him into action she was starting to doubt he would have ever snapped out of his stupor. “Little control is better than no control” responding to his remark right as Dan turned to run towards the portal while exclaiming his proclamation to rescue Marrie. Her eyes shifted toward her outstretched hand that Dan had never shook or even acknowledged. Being left hanging by a Carcharodon carcharias hadn’t been on her bucket list, but here she was. That’s what she got for trying to be understanding and friendly.

With a disgruntled sigh she closed her palm into a fist and followed after him towards the portal at a slower pace. Even if he was distracted rescuing his new found crush Marrie, it would at least give her a distraction and means to locate the missing members of Maverick. For now she would just have to accept his transgressions as she moved him lower in her personal opinion list. Entering the portal right behind the He-Shark-Man, wondering what surprises these supposed alien masters of the universe had in store within their ship.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 1 mo ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



Scypho gazed at him wordlessly while Dan asked questions and went through his dismay at the actions of Tim. None of that was important to her, and none of that currently mattered as far as she was concerned. Seeing that he was going off track she would have to guide him right back while keeping her wavey blade held curled in a loop and still. "I do, it is the only place that one can experience the beauty of the sea around this dump” Gesturing towards the polluted beach and water beyond. “You can settle your disagreement with ॐ🙰🙕 later. I need you to assist me in locating and freeing my Maverick colleagues, you understand?” Leaning forward as her piercing red hooded gaze drilled into him with a stern tone. He didn’t seem like he would be one to have all his thoughts collected and put together. If that was the case then she would just have to nudge him in the right direction until he was useful.

“Now lets work together, we both have much to gain” Offering her free hand out towards him using a bit of a softer tone then before as he seemed the type to want to seal a deal with a handshake. It wasn’t something she would normally want to do but the circumstances didn’t allow her to be as picky or as stubborn as she would like. It was both fortunate and unfortunate that this Carcharodon carcharias was the peaceful and confused sort. With the immense amount of muscle and that massive jaw of razor sharp teeth, if he wanted to he could bite her head off. This particular Carcharodon didn’t seem like he would even hurt a fly. Maybe when this was all said and done she could really add this specimen to her aquarium so she could study him more closely. Plus he might even prefer it there instead of being cramped up on that alien ship which she doubted would even survive the day. Her primary interest and love was with Jellyfish but she also quite enjoyed learning all she could about the other critters of the sea. Opportunities like this didn’t present themselves often, but for now she had to focus on getting his help in locating and rescuing the rest of Maverick.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 2 mos ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



Scypho’s mood and expression quickly soured the moment the cloaking field wore off. Turning her head away and turning her nose up in disgust at the cluttered and polluted sea. Anyone who had littered and polluted and led to the tainting of the ocean was even lower than scum. She would have much rather kept the clean and pristine sea the way it was, the reality before her made her bitter and sick to her stomach.

She didn’t have long to dwell on her personal feelings about the pollution of the sea with the situation quickly spiraling into even more chaos. As everyone's instruments and outfits returned to normal the only thing about Scypho that changed was the pool noodle wrapped around her waist returning to its original blade form. Her outfit remained the exact same as it was before and was no different then when the illusion was in place. As she already dressed like she was a denizen of the sea and was well dressed for the occasion to start with.

The moment her sword turned to form she grabbed its hilt and unfurled it from around her waist as she turned her gaze upon Dan and Tim, or should she call him 'ॐ🙰🙕'? Watching and listening with a scowl spread across her unamused face as they let their disagreement spill out openly for all those in attendance to observe. It didn’t take long before things broke down and Tim began his full scale attack upon the remaining espers. The gelatinous blob turrets took very little time to start raining down fire upon the approaching Mavericks. Scypho could see Nina was already heading straight for one of the turrets, while the neon Gemini agent targeted another allow Scypho to focus on avoiding the incoming fire while swinging her whip like blade around her to deflect and block any of the shots that she felt she couldn’t gracefully avoid. Her movements light footed and almost like a dance.

With Nina and the Gemini agent focused on the turrets, Alice keeping Tim busy and Bionca going after Rika that would take some of the heat and focus off of Scypho herself. Which meant she could take care of a little loose end while the other problems were taken care of. Her eyes darted immediately towards Dan as she started to make her way across the pollution strewn beach towards the Alien man shark keeping her blade swirling around her. He may not be the one actively attacking them, but that didn’t mean he could just be left alone, even if he was in disagreement with his alien ally. “You will make quite a lovely specimen to put into my aquarium…though I wonder if I flip you upside down if you’d experience tonic immobility…If you decide to struggle or fight we may just have to find out..” Cooly addressing Dan her head tilted aside as her hooded red eyes stared holes into him before she winked with her left eye. Even with the wink her expression and demeanor remained unchanged. If they could avoid fighting and worked together while putting on the guise of a confrontation it may be of great benefit to the both of them, Maverick included.

She doubted Gemini would want to work with Dan after what had unfolded, which left an opportunity for Maverick to get his help to get back the abducted members. It was hard to judge what Iris would think of such an approach, but it was better to just do this then ask for forgiveness later if needed. Besides Iris was only temporarily in charge so even if she ended up disagreeing it wouldn’t be the end of the world. She didn’t care one way or another if the Gemini or Freelancer abduction victims were freed as long as those from Maverick were released she would consider it a success.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 2 mos ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay




Scypho’s eyes shifted with disinterest towards the food when Nina insisted she try some. Ever since she had met Nina she hadn’t spoken much, but apparently whatever Dan put into his food got her vocal and active. “You seem mistaken about who ran off to gorge themselves on the offerings of our Carcharodon host” Keeping her sleeve covered hands covering the lower part of her face as she responded to Nina. She couldn’t judge whether Lina or Nina was more trouble just yet, neither of them had given her a good initial impression. Then there was Iris who seemed like an intelligent sort but also a bit of trouble in her own way. Scypho had her doubts but hoped that when push came to shove the misfit group of what was left of Maverick could complete the mission at hand.

She had only just started to acknowledge Alice’s offer with her gaze when everything went off the rail. Turning towards the commotion that was stirred up as Rika was being taken away. With a quick scan of the situation she saw that others were already going into action. With that fact in mind she decided it was best to take a wait and see approach as the others seemed to have it handled. She casually glanced towards the spot Alice had just been, keeping her frilled sleeve covered hands near her face and bringing them closer to her nose instinctively upon the scent having grown stronger the moment Alice had transplaced herself. Her reddish eyes squinted as she started to move herself backwards and away from the table. Whatever the scent was, she knew better than to rely on it smelling good as an indicator of it being safe to breathe in “Intriguing…” Muttering to herself as she held her breath as long as she could manage it while keeping her nose covered. With Nina and the Gemini Agent already trying to handle the new situation, Scypho waited to observe the outcome before she acted herself. If an opening presented itself she would act, but she figured they should have it handled without her needlessly adding to the growing chaos.

Rolling her eyes hearing Nina comment about the food being gone during a moment like this. Scypho hadn’t even wanted any of the food anyway “Focus on the specimen Nina, not your stomach” Admonishing her almost immediately upon hearing her comment to try to get her focus onto more important things. Scypho was starting to think that the only thing that this woman ever thought about was food. A fact she would have to keep in mind for later as it might be useful someday.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 2 mos ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



Hearing Dan’s remark, Scypho returned his complaint with a silent stern stare. Unconcerned whether or not he was hearing what she was saying, nor if it was to his liking. However her focus couldn’t remain on the shark for long, turning her head to see Nina having ditched the group to go stuff her face and Iris remaining focused on talking to Dan and the Gemini agent. Scypho gave the agent a glance with judging eyes but her attention was diverted by what she just heard Nukkelina utter to her.

Her head slowly turned towards her with a serious scowl etched across her face. She hadn’t expected such crass language to be coming from Lina of all people just based off appearance. If anything she could have bet that Nina would be much more likely to spout something uncivil. The suggestion to jiggle to get Dan’s favor was one thing, but hearing her call her Jellmiko was outright insulting. It sounded way too similar to that mal-content’s name Himiko, of which she had very little desire to ever be associated with. “Excuse me….just were and how did you come up with that distasteful name, also Jellyfish do not jiggle, that is a misconception, they move with rhythmic pulsing of their bell, expanding and contracting in a slow wave like movement to propel themselves through the water” demanding an answer for the horrendous nickname Lina had bestowed upon her, making sure any incorrect facts about Jellyfish were addressed as well

Her Lina problem was soon solved on its own by a well-timed beach ball strike to the head. It was karma as far as Scypho was concerned as she looked down upon with unsympathetic to her dilemma. Though with what Nina went off to do and what Lina was saying, Scypho was quickly starting to realize that cooperation amongst them might be difficult. Letting out a small sigh as she observed the experimentation testing the limits of this beach world. She was just about to address Iris again even if she seemed more interested in Dan and Ashley then any concerns Scypho might have. She was stopped in her tracks as she caught a glimpse of a black bird fluttering across the beach, making its way overtop Dan and towards the table of food, it swooped down and snatched up a piece of fruit before scarfing it down and taking off again. It fluttered its way up the beach and past Mika and landed itself upon a palm tree. Upon closer look, Scypho could spot it was wearing a small Hawaiian shirt and had bright yellow eyes that seemed to be observing the group. Staring at it for a long moment she wordlessly turned her attention back towards the issue at hand with a slight frown on her face.

She left Iris to talk with the strange looking goat man, big nose Dan and the cranky looking Gemini agent to approach Nina. Stopping directly behind Nina as she held up her sleeved hands just below her nose, covering her mouth, her reddish eyes looking down on her “Enjoying yourself are we?....what an appetite, careful not to choke….” without a hint of amusement, directing her gaze towards Alice now. “I apologize for my colleagues' lack of manners..” Remaining standing for the time being.
In Symphony of Madness: Beach Trip → 3 mos ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



"Hmph" It looked like she had unwittingly touched a nerve, it wasn’t like Scypho had claimed that Iris had gone around eating the guests, nor did she imply that all monstrous beings went around eating people. She would have to take note of this reaction to her remark and keep it in mind for future interactions with Iris. Regardless, Scypho felt it would be best to let that discussion be for the time being with a slight frown glancing between Nukkelina and Nina as if to appeal to them. Allowing the others to continue the discussion at hand while she listened with mild disinterest until it was time to move out and head to the morning meet up with Daggernose Dan.


When the Maverick group finally arrived, Scypho made a quick note of everyone that had shown up to account for how many were missing since the last time. Overhearing Daggernose Dan’s presentation as she finished her quick headcount once the last of the guests trickled in. It looked like Maverick currently had the most people remaining out of all the groups. Turning her attention towards the discussion that soon followed from Iris confronting Dan. Her eyes trailed over towards the food and the Gemini agent that was eyeing it up, her gaze lingering for a moment before moving on. She gave both Nina and Nukkelina a silent but stern look, having found evidence to support her earlier remark, she quietly moved up beside Iris.

Lifting a frilled sleeved hand as she casually gestured towards the prepared breakfast. “Perhaps he is taking his time to fatten us all up” suggesting in a quiet whisper to Iris. He did keep insisting that they eat only the food he prepared for when they met up at the beach. Maybe it was all a ploy to ensure that they suited his dietary needs when the time came for him to devour them. Scypho knew that possibility was relatively remote and there was likely another more logical explanation for the disappearances, but after how Iris reacted to what she had suggested earlier she figured she might as well point out this fact.

Satisfied, she took a step back and gave her fellow Maverick’s a mildly displeased expression with partially hooded eyes when the beach balls started flying. Even more so when she had to reach up and bat one away before it made contact with her face. Beach games were fun and all, but now wasn’t the time for playing around as she had to catch another one before it hit her, tossing it aside. That was exactly what Daggernose Dan wanted them to do, and they had more important concerns at hand. Even with Gemini also questioning Dan, she doubted they would fare any better in getting the answers they sought. Plus the freelancers seemed more interested in playing games and having fun then getting to the bottom of the mystery. “Even if Dan knows anything, he won't give anyone a satisfactory answer, it's best we come up with our own plan, Iris, Nina, Lina….” shifting her gaze between the others as she addressed them.
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