Ogo

Herculean Academy, The Top School for Aspiring Superheroes: Prologue

You people are sugar-toothed monsters with no love in your souls.

Plebians.

@UrbanEvolution

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Why, I think I hear the words of a blasphemer.

WOE TO YOU, BLASPHEMER. THE SUGAR GODS LOOK DOWN UPON YOU WITH SCORN!!! xD

@Nightmare Bunny

To that, I present to you...

No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And Sugar is faithful; it shall not let you be tempted beyond the sugary limits. But when you are tempted, it shall also provide a way out so that you can chew upon not the heathen vegetables brought forth from the bowels of damnation, but from the heavenly ambrosial taffy given from Sweet Tooth's own stash.

Book of Sugary Delights, Ogobrogo 9:26–37

In Sweet Tooth's name, we stand.

Herculean Academy, The Top School for Aspiring Superheroes: Prologue

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HOLA, OGO~!!!!

I'm feeling hyperactive tonight. Must be all that chocolate I ate earlier. xD

@Nightmare Bunny

Chocolate or die.
Ride sweet, ride swift.
Don't gumdrop th' ball, else we'lls hafta candy cane ya.

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*ribbit*

**ribbit**

RIBBIT, MOTHAFUCKAS, OGO BE HERE.

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Good morning everyone!

How is everyone doing on this fine day?

May the fourth be with yall! :P

@Zoldyck

Death to Jar-Jar, Praise be to Chewie.

Herculean Academy, The Top School for Aspiring Superheroes: Prologue

~Graham Turner~

Relief.

It’s a pretty nifty feeling. One minute you’re staring down the dark, stinking maw of death itself, and then the next, BOOM! SHAM! WAKKA-WAKKA! Death itself changes into your roommate.

Fuck that roommate.

Graham leapt from his bed, telling gravity to fuck itself as he extended a single foot out and smashed into the grinning lad’s throat, crushing it against the neck. Life left the lion. Scorpio was dead...oops. How would he explain this to the teachers? He couldn’t. He was just going to be carted off to some cell in southern Montana where he would rot away until a rat gnawed his pathetic remains into obliv-

Fuck-a-duck, what was with that fantasy?

Graham mentally slapped himself. Way to fail at the whole pacifist thing, Grahamy, ole boy. Well, think it, don't do it. That's the important thing.

He got to his feet, picked up a pillow off the bed and tossed at his international roomie. Oops.

“Fuck off, Mufasa.”

Graham loosed a mocking laugh which turned genuine after a moment. He was got. Well done, bro.

“Now c’mon, man. We should probably find the other dude. Guy’s probably all lost and confused...like a uh...like a lost puppy. Chop chop, off your ass and on your feet. Let’s go get our pet.”

How noble. Graham turned to the doorway and moved towards it.

His stomach growled.

Alright, so maybe he wasn’t that noble. What could he say? Sometimes a guy gets hungry, and he wasn’t sure if he’d actually get food if he lost a roommate already.

You get the guy, you get the gogurt.

He gave Scorpio a moment if he wanted to come. If not, hell he'd find the slowpoke himself and drag his ass to the cafeteria by his ear if he had to. Graham left the Fourth Floor Flat, dodged out of the way of a floundering fool who was desperately darting to and fro. Probably would end up roomless, that one. Oh well. Too bad. There were more important issues at hand, like food. There was food somewhere. And food would make things better.

Oh, and a roommate. That was probably a thing too. The key to food. Seriously, where the fuck was this fool?

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We've got at least one arc planned out, and we're working on the rest~! So never fear, Zoldie darling! We're gonna have fun with this! Well, if we ever make it past day one, that is.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, let's keep the rating of this RP under NC-17, please, considering that I'm not quite seventeen yet~!

But, uh... if you want characters to fight a giant, sexually deviant tentacle monster, I suppose we could think about it... although the "sexually deviant" part would have to be kept at a minimum. ;)

I support your fetishes life choices, Urban!!!

@Nightmare Bunny

I don't. IN THE CAGE, URBAN!

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So... How are yall doin people? Ready for a party? :D

@Zoldyck

Oui oui! Onwards to Funkytown.

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Sent you a PM.

I'm probably blowing this out of all proportion, though. Fellsing tends to panic a lot when she has no idea what to do...

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It's do to with the RP. Not so much the plot though. That's all I can say at this point.

@XxFellsingxX

Spooky. Ominous. I like it. Let's go with that. Roll camera three. Swoop in low and wide, zoom in on Ogo's face as he makes bird sounds.

We've got gold, peeps.

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Goddammit Ogo... Cant you ever be serious? (Not that I mind ofcourse :P)

@Zoldyck

Oh, I'm quite serious. It is the MANLY sport of MEN! MANLY MEN!
The boxing association gets all of their cardboard boxes imported directly from Canada the day after Boxing Day. MANLY BOXES. FROM MEN. IN CANADA. THE MANLIEST COUNTRY NORTH OF AMERICA.

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I have no idea what we're talking about. Some sort of... sports thing? ^^

@Nightmare Bunny

Boxing. Two very in-shape men get into a squared ring and work on breaking down the most cardboard boxes before the time limit is up.