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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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I hate you so much right noe, I have only ever seen snow once and it was amazing >:I But yea, I live in Australia. So while the rest of the world has a cool snowy Christmas and new-years, we just avoid the heatstroke :P


Ehm...about that. Our Christmas was neiter cool nor snowy, it was utter rubbish. And now it's raining! Damn you global warming, I want my skiing back!
Guthrie


Location: The store (headed from the tunnels)
Interacting with: Vamon


The small amount of people that were littering the dirty, dark streets of Shezze, were staring at Guthrie has he slowly made his way through the village. It was a curious mix of frightened stares of people who seemingly were ready to get as far away as humanly possible from the bruised fighter, and of people either smiling or giving him looks of amazement at the man they had never seen before. No-one dared to get close to him though, the townsfolk of Shezze were too caution of a people to do that. But who could blame them? Guthrie certainly didn't. He knew how it was like for people to have strangers walk into town unannounced.

Especially when said stranger half carried, half dragged the corpse of a snake of a monstrous size.

From the whispers and hushed words that he snatched up from those he passed, he quickly put the pieces together; a nest of Dragon Tails, a species of giant snakes that dwelled in total darkness deep down in the earth, had appeared and wrecked havoc amongst the populace of Shezze. The garrison had been quick to deal with the threat, but clearly missed one of the snakes, which slipped away into one of the tunnels. Luckily Guthrie was the one finding it. Even more luckily, he managed to cut of it's head before it could cause anyone any harm. Or worse, kill him.

While Guthrie's travel to Shezze wasn't because of his unique skills in serpent-slaying, he figured he could make use of the oppertunity to stock up before heading on further. A rather amused child pointed him in the direction of the store, in return of him touching the snake. After a short pat on its severed head and a few more stares at him, Guthrie finally found himself standing in what he presumed was "The Square". It was empty, deserted, void of any signs or forms of life, except the oil lamp that shined brightly and the two women standing there. They seemed busy by themselves, so Guthrie simply nodded in their general direction and headed for the store.

As if the body of the dead snake wasn't enough, a large, furry dog appeared from behind Guthrie to trot camly forward and (somehow) open the door for its master. Guthrie smiled at his canine friend, and walked inside. "Do you buy snakes? Big ones, like this one?" He said out, before realizing someone else was trying to sell their goods to the shop-keeper. A man, shorter and less built than Guthrie himself, wearing dark clothes, with nearly white hair. "Where can I put this? It IS as heavy as it looks, just letting you know."

@rivaan
Oh no it's not the dark, it's the endless day. No cycle, no new beginnings, no synchronicity with the world, no universal method of time keeping or arrangement making.

You eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are tired, bath when you are dirty, otherwise work everything else. And everyone does it to their own accord. You wake up as others go to sleep.
You might have counted 10 sleeps to another's 8.
There is no reason to differentiate your meals.
No countdown to the end of the day. It's endless...
Just a continuous struggle, stuck frozen in the eternal darkness of time till you die.

Lack of a sun stone signals the death of tomorrow.


Well north back here in Norway, we have that issue, though surprisingly nobody has gone mad from it as far as I know. I think having a clock and society that requires times regardless of day and night helps.
@Delta44Is that the sequel to Travelling merchants: Nuns on a cart, or is it the shitty remake? xD
@rivaanAwesomesauce! I shall begain reading as soon as possible, and get down to write post. And I will get to you about that blood-sucking creature, just need to get down something sensible (for a fantasy-genre).
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Grand Continetal Hotel



Haakon felt a sense of relief lower his shoulder as Josephine seemed geniuenly interested in what he had to say about his home. But what he to tell her? What about Norway was interesting now really? "These days, it seems that the world is just the US and England, if you know what I mean. The American giant, home of jazz, democracy and industrial might. And England with her Empire that the sun never sets on." Haakon said casually to Josephine, trying to give himself time to think of something interesting.

The coming drinks was warmly welcome, Haakon glad to have something familiar and delightful for his tounge to taste for once this whole day. Ever the water tasted different down here, but by God, Cassis de Dijon was the same all over the globe. He took a sip from his glass, placing it carefully down as he found one something interesting to talk about; Skiing.

He didn't get to utter any meaningful sentence though, as Josephine hushed him down and gestured him to look at something. At first Haakon didn't realize he was to look at, but it became bleeding obvious to the journalist; the two men talking loudly to each other and the one thing he could understand from their conversation.

"Jo...isn't that one of the ladies we met at the museum? The one in company of...what's his name, Walsh? Today still has a ton more of surprises for us, it would seem." Haakon tried to look casually over at the pair of arguing men, looking back and forth from Jospehine and across the bar. The man was dirty-looking, and from his voice pretty darn angry. "But what would he want with her? My senses tell me those two wouldn't be a perfect pair of shoes, so to speak. What do you reckon, Jo?"
@rivaanLooking forward to it, she does sound like a capable fighter :)
@rivaanOh great, a fat, bald prayer who uses a stick. Yeah, reeeeeeaaaalyyyyy helpful...

Why do I get the nagging feeling that I'm going to be the one soaking up all the damage in the front? *Stares annoyingly at the magicians*
@gohKamikazeJust being an old, nagging GM you know ^^
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