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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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Alexander Polawski



Location:The Meeting




Silence. Well it was something else than Thalia's sarcastic comment earlier, so who was Alexander to complain. He took what he got, and the fact that he was inside the tank was more than enough him. But Alexander, who tried to re-enter the silence put upon by Thalia, instead began to think. Not of anything in particular, just something that stuck out to him in what she had said. The face of the old soldier went from a sterner look, though still with his smile in place, to a grin.

"Hmhmhmhm, hehe...Sounded just like Bush Jr." Alexander whispered to himself, remembering that one time President Bush had goofed up the phrase 'Fools me once'. Even if he had been a goof, Alexander still missed him, or the time when he was president. Less Walkers back then.

Something less goofy to laugh about was the fact that Lola seemed to botch whatever plan Thalia had made, and suddenly decided to be the first one out of the tank. And Thalia didn't seem to like it, taking her reaction into consideration. Alexander too asked "...the fuck indeed...", before popping his head up out of the hatch after Thalia. He saw the same people as the Dynamic Duo, watching Thalia eventually jumping off the tank and walking towards the group of people.

Alexander decided to remain in the tank, seating himself in the hatch so that he could quickly crouch back into the bucket of bolts. Not that he had ever driven a tank for real, but he knew a few things. "So Lola, if shit hits the fan, is this thing armed?"
Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:The street of Cairo, headed for the Barracks --> Qasr El Nil Barracks



If it hadn't been her words, Josephine's kiss on Haakon's cheek calmed him down from the earlier conversation. Either it was her calm attitude towards the sitation or the kiss itself, but the trace of spite in Haakon melted away like the snow in spring. Instead he found himself breathing calmly again, like he had continued smoking that cigarette, thought that still rested half-smoken between his fingers. And like Josephine, he entered his quarters to get changed.

First off him was his fedora, thankfully untouched by the bloody table standing between his interrogator and Haakon Then his sweaty shirt and dirtied pants from the little joy-ride with the prison-van. After a quick wash of his face, Haakon had the privilige of changing clothes for the first time in what felt like forever. He chose to wear a clean, white shirt and light brown pants. Less formal than what he had worn before, but it was far less dirty and smelly after their endevours, so he wasn't complaining.

But what then? Haakon looked down at his pocket-watch, wondering how much time had passed. How much time did he have before the legal man returned? Soon? Five minutes? The longer he looked at it, the longer time felt passing, and so he pocketed the watch. No need to stand there and watch time fly, even though that was pretty much all he had energy for right then.





Mahendra Huq Zalil




Location:The Egyptian Museum



"My good Sir, mostly two reasons weigh in on my wish to seek employment here." Mahendra said most humbly to Mr. Kohns as he was asked about his reasoning for applying there. Like the man holding Mahendra's imminent future in his hand - beside the Gods of course -, the Bengali removed his hat, but placed in calmly in his lap while he folded his hands.

"I'm deeply interested in the archelogical significance that is unfolding itself here in Egypt, Sir. Yes, I might have been involved in digs of interest both in England and my own homeland, but Egypt is...Egypt, Sir. And then there is my personal reasons. I served here in Egypt, defending the Canal from Turks. I became a man in your land, Sir, and the memories of friendship and war I have not forgotten. Perhaps that also is why I am here, as to not forget in the first place..."

Mahendra sighed quietly, leaning forward slightly over the desk as if not wishing to be overheard. "My background may sound promising, but as an Indian I am...well, not particuarly renowned as more than an assistance in those projects. I am by no means a rich man of my occupation, and so I take what I can. Perhaps this run-back, as you say, can get me on a righter track this time?"
@T RisketI'm glad to see that you're still alive, man. How are things up at your end?
It's all right, I'm patient ^^ I know the posts will come when they do, so no worries.
@SigurdProve it.
@LeidenschaftLooking back at it, I'm ashamed that I have to agree. Probably wasn't a good idea giving the CS the finishing touches when I instead should have gone to bed hours earlier. I'll do my best to fix the issues as soon as possible.
Still chipping away at my own CS, hope it will be just as successful as the two others!

No pressure on my whatsoever...
@MeepI see where you're coming from, sort of "taking over" the RP so to speak. But I personally would just happy to see that my RP survived instead of died because of my absense. Not that I speak on behalf of Kelewen of course ^^
The Heavy


Level: 1
Day/Time: Day 3 - Morning
Location: Badwater Basin --> Platform City Subway
Word Count: 1250
Tag: @Majoras End@Tenma Tendo@Lugubrious@Lugubrious


"Mission begins in 10 seconds!"

The spawn room, a mere second earlier filled with buzzling laughter and the unmistakable sound of shells loaded into various guns, turned dead silent at the Announcer's words. 10 seconds; 10 seconds before all hell break loose for the group of mercenaries of Reliable Excavation Demolition, RED. Amongst the group of different misfits of men, shunned by society for various reasons and earning their daily bread by killing those pesky good-for-nothing mercs of BLU, a rather tall individual stood out.

"5...4...3...2..."

The daunting figure of a man cracked his neck to each side, audibly getting ready for the task lain in front of them. In front of himself. The mission was simple; defend the bomb-cart on its way forward, killing any and all BLU standing in his way. The others would support him with rockets, sentries, back-stabbing knives and dubious healing-tools.

And he?



"ONE!"

He was just the Russian giant with a massive minigun.

The steel shutters flew open, letting in the sunlight as the men of RED poured into the open. The Heavy stampeded forward, now wielding his infamous minigun and heading straight for the bomb-cart. Over the eager shouts of imminent combat, he heard gunshots at the top of the hill in front of them. A BLU Engineer had put up a small sentry-gun, able to lay down heavy fire upon the Heavy's teammates and friends. There was only way to fix this.

"I destroy coward toys!" The Heavy shouted out in the general direction of the sentry, spinning up his minigun and opening fire at it. It wasn't difficult to see the bullets fly through the air and hit the steel plated-sentry. The poor sentry-gun didn't stand a chance against the Heavy's...well, heavy armaments, and soon blew up in the facy of the Engineer desperatly trying to fix it. "Oooooh, run, run! I'm coming for you!" Heavy's heavily accented words bellowed out, letting his finger off the trigger and turning his attention back to the bomb-cart. It was moving. Good.

The Heavy walked slowly beside the cart, still holding his minigun ready to mow down the sorry babies of the enemy team if he so got the chance. The cart drove forward into a tunnel, muffling the sound of vicious fighting outside enough for the Heavy to hear a strange noise behind him. He stopped his pacing, looking over his shoulder while he whispered. "Doktor?" A chuckle came from behind him, followed by the sound of a knife. "Non, mon ami."

Unfortunately the Spy underestimated his brutish target, giving the Heavy the split second enough to turn around and block the blade about to enter his back with his minigun. But at what cost? "...Sasha..." A look of sheer horror forced itself onto the Heavy's face as he saw the scratch on the gun's barrel. That look of horror, however, turned into pure fury. "No one touch my gun!" The Heavy shouted out, putting away his beloved 'Sasha' and raising his fists. It was clear that the Spy too saw the anger, for the blue uniform was starting to become invisible. Heavy was having none of that. With the entire force of his body, he threw a right-fist punch at the Spy, cracking several ribs of the poor Frenchmen as the invisible figure turned blue, and then with spots of red. But the Heavy wasn't done yet.

"Nobody..." The Heavy walked towards the prone Spy, picking him up with his left hand with ease. "...touches..." The massive fist held tightly around the thin arm of the Spy, holding him close to the Heavy's face. "...my Sasha." Heavy's last words were followed by what could only amount to the Punch of the Year straight into the Spy's face. Whatever remained of it, it sure wasn't pretty, and the Spy didn't stand up again when Heavy had dropped him. If the whole BLU team was going to treat him and Sasha like that, they were going to have a bad day.




At first Heavy was confused, more so than the Russian giant usually was. The letter he had recived wasn't like anything he had ever read, seen or heard of before. Really, he had thought the strange creature delivering it in fact was a Blue Spy trying to get revenge on him. But the fact that he had never seen a Spy disguised as a turtle on a cloud gave the Koopa enough time to deliver its letter and get away without getting shot at. The letter itself was even stranger.

Dear Hero,

You are receiving this letter because you were chosen to undertake a most challenging task. Your life will be endangered if you so choose to selflessly take up arms in defense of your world as well as others…


Heavy showed it to all of his teammates, even the enigmatic Pyro, but none had heard of the so-called 'Mugen Virus', not even the Medic. But they all agreed on two things; one, it sounded even more dangerous that The Machines. Two, if Heavy was called upon to stop this virus from taking over the world, he should probably go. The Heavy felt so too, knowing fully well how dangerous the metal men were and how close they had come to take his dear Sasha away from him. The Medic too. Tears were shed, a few sandwiches were consumed and goodbyes given before Heavy touched the 'Yes' on the letter. The only thing he remember feeling then, was the feeling of falling.




The rest seemed to happen quicker than Heavy was able to react; he found himself inside an massive...something. Sort of a building, but not the ones he had been fighting inside usually. The next thing he'd comprehend, was when he was walking down a corridor with a group of other people. At least he thought they were people, for they looked different than those he usually were around. Very, very different. The lead man, calling himself 'Alucard' or something along those lines, were leading them to what soon looked like a metro-station, or as the Scout, Soldier and Engineer called it, a subway station. The Heavy looked with a mix of awe and sceptisism at all the new sights to behold; the train all decorated like something he had seen for the Halloween battles he'd fought in, and the various other figures that were assembled there.

"World is getting strange every day..." The Heavy whispered to himself. He understood that he was no longer what he surely would call 'Home', but even this was getting strange by his standards. But the philosophical enquiry would have to wait, as the goal of his calling to this strange realm was told.

Apparently the two others he had come in with, the little child and the other in a...different apparel, were to follow the cloaked man called 'Slayer' and best a Lord of Halloween. The Heavy didn't understand what 'to best' meant, but he never argued at a mission before, so why should he now? Alucard promptly left the group of what he had called 'heroes', leaving them alone amongst each other. The Heavy looked at the group, trying to see any familiar faces. A few he recognized, faces of famous heroes of the past, legends so to speak. Others he had no recallection of, though they didn't have any tell-tale signs of being a Spy. For now. Heavy sighed, feeling a need to introduce himself to who he only guessed were his new team-mates in this fight against the Molly-virus...Molden-virus...some very very bad virus!

"Privetstvuyu tovarishchey. I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and I am here to be hero...and save world of course. You are not Spy, are you?"
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