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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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The Heavy


Level: 1
Day/Time: Day 3 - Morning
Location: Doom Train
Tag: @Majoras End@Tenma Tendo@Lugubrious
Experience: IIIIIIIIII (0/10)
Word count: 610


The Heavy sat in complete silence as he listened to the story of little Six, the child he had expected to have a sad backstory in order to be chosen for this mission. What he instead heard sent shivers down his spine. He looked at her with his already large eyes now open wide, his jaw finding trouble keeping itself closed. Sure he himself had seen some terrifying sights in his life, even as a child, but like Six? She had defeated a so called 'Maw', and eaten her. And to top it off, that was how she had gained her powers. The Heavy looked at Six, uncertain of what to feel for the little girl. Pity? Fright? Disgust? The Russian brute settled on the first as he heard her silent, nervous laughter, and tried to give her a soft smile as far as he could.

"Like Joker say, we protect you now. " If anyone was to touch Six again, Heavy would be sure to touch them back. In the face. With his massive fists.

Suddenly the intercom sparked back to life, causing Heavy to turn his head towards it as he listened to it. And as he did, his face warmed up with a brutish delight at the words of 'fighting matches'. He could't agree more with the man behind the speaker, fighting was the best way to kill time. That, or dancing and weapon-cleaning. Perhaps a small snack as well? But one thing puzzled him. "No killing? How can you win if you don't kill enemy?" Heavy asked his group of allies and the man behind the speakers, though it would seem there was little time to get an answer. Soon enough they were confronted by a group of four figures.

As Heavy rose from his seat, the wooden boards underneath the cushion slowly creaking back into place, he looked at the group he figured they were going to fight. They looked like they fit right in the halloween-theme of the train; two were men in armour, more or less normal-looking even for their spooky appearance; one was what Heavy could only presume was a werewolf with green…stuff pumping into him and the last…Heavy was not sure what That was, but it was perhaps the most disgusting thing he'd seen all his life. His immense disgust for the abomination however turned swiftly into a deep chuckling from the Russian giant. As the purple barrier appeared around eight combatants, Heavy eyed his opponent up and down, before bursting out in laughter.

"Oh ha ha ha ha ha! What sick man sends thing called Giggles to fight me?"

The cheerful attiude of Heavy didn't last long as Giggles threw what looked like a hook at him. Heavy, who already had gotten into a steady position with his trusted minigun, wasn't able to outright duck away from the incoming hook. It flew straight towards him, finding its mark at Heavy's left shoulder with a loud thud. Heavy gave a muted groan, signalling the change of mood of the smaller giant. It was painful, but Heavy had felt much worse through his less than peaceful career. "You call that pain? I will show you pain, baby Giggles!"

The barrel of the minigun started to spin, faster and faster as it went round, making a loud mechanical noise. Heavy smiled fiendlish, aiming his beloved Sasha straight at Giggles, pulling the trigger. A fury of gunfire erupted from the minigun, the bullets large enough to be almost visible for the naked eye as they flew in the direction of the abomination. All the while this happened, Heavy gave his usual intimdating shout. "Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
I'm trying to get a post up soon dear! Just been swamped by my last exam, but I'm looking forward to post!
@Lady AmaltheaPost is edited to include our sorry, missplaced Norwegian ^^
@Lady Amalthea Righto! Sorry for not including him before-hand, my exam-vacuumed mind didn't think of that at all ^^' Night!
@Lady AmaltheaCan I do it tomorrow morning? Or will that push me over the 7-day limit?

Mahendra Huq Zalil




Location:The Egyptian Museum



One could never be sure what sure what was going on inside the heads of those fast asleep. Asleep or unconscious, as Mahendra was as he lay there, knocked out by the simple look of a man. He must have looked like quite the foold, even the coward from the perspective of others, but these were far from the thoughts he himself had. Those thoughts were sinister ones, pulled out of Hindu mythology of the Dead.

A dark plane, only inhabited by three figures standing around Mahendra, situated in the middle of that god-forsaken land. The Bengali looked around, seeing only the back of each figure. Figures with a malignent aura to them. He could feel in his very bones, a shattering and painful feeling, like someone had bashed at him with a blunt object. Especially the back of his head.

"এই হল আমার অভিশাপ আছে কি?"

The three figures turned to look at him, and his senses failed him once more at the sight of three Georges, all staring at him. Everthing went black, again, before he felt a soft sensation cushion his head's fall down into the abyss. Then there was light.

Mahendra opened his eyes carefully. He gave a heavy breath out, slowly coming back to his senses and realization that he was not dead, nor damned. By why was he looking up at the ceiling, and not the wall? With a loud voice, he called out. "Wha…why am I…here, on the floor?"





Haakon J. Elvsgaard




Location:Qasr El Nil Barracks



Oh he understood that he didn't comprehend the full extent of Aziza's situations, and it annoyed him without a doubt that he didn't know. Sure he was concerned for whatever made her so frightened, but that only fueled his curiosity of what it could possibly be. He didn't dare, or bother to speak of this issue against the Lord Major, especially not with the serious tone he was given.

Haakon, still silently listening to the Lord Major's concerns and warnings, was taken aback by the sudden change of mood, although in retrospect he was hardly surprised. Perhaps he enjoyed the fact that Haakon's writing were being in the hands of people able to translate it, and thus take it all away from him? Nonetheless, Haakon got up from the chair as the Lord Major wished him a good day, and gave him a polite nod.

"Thank you, Sir. Good day to you too. May I return to Miss Clark then?"



Alexander Polawski



Location:What's left of The Meeting




Inside a cramped, but compact steel case couldn't possible be passed off as an excellent piece of cover for anyone in such a need. That, or just an over-sized and over-prized coffin for anyone unfortunate enough to be trapped inside it and not able to get out. For the old soldier his instinct and flashbacks to his training told him the first; inside the tank, Alexander had braced himself in the gunner's seat and held on tight for anything about to hit the tank. Whatever that anything was, he could only speculate afterwards as his combat instincts told him that a bomb, artillery shell or even a small nuclear bomb had been dropped behind the trees.

But what about before?

Alexander had noticed the sound of a large vehicle pulling up behind him just after he had tried to get contact with Lola and Thalia, but he couldn't possibly have expected what it actually was. Turning around to see the massive and heavily modified truck behind him and the tank, he jumped back - if he hadn't been standing in the hatch - and finally let his Chicago-accent be heard; "Fockin' Christ wit' a badge'…". His eyes shot from the two visible people in the steel-caged truck, one still inside and the other walking towards the others, and the two people he actually knew. Lola seemed no more fazed with this sudden appearance, and…

That was when the growling began. Like the distant thunder of carpet bombing of Viet Cong hideouts, it was a warning that something awful was happening to someone. That included them at the meeting. That was when he saw the mushroom cloud rise up on the horizon, giving him vivid memories of both the war he fought, and the war he feared would end it all. That was when he clambered down into the tank and hunkered it, prepared for the worst.

He didn't see what happened, but the shouting and screaming was accompanied by loud noises of…cracking, big ones. The latter ones stopped. The yelling did not. It only escalated. Frightened screams, concerned shouting an cries of those around them. Alexander looked up through the hatch, waiting for the massive air-wave that never came, but hearing the New Zeelander's accented voice call out for him. They weren't dead, always a good sign. He began to climb back out of the tank, pushing himself out of the hatch. "Yeah…yeah I'm all right…God Allmighty…" The sight to behold was almost unbelievable, except that it had to be real. Massive cracks and gaps in the ground, large portions simply swallowed by the holes around them. "What…what the fuck…"

But he didn't go back into his state of crying as before. No, enough tears appeared to have been shed already, while the others around him and the tank seemed to have their fair share of that taken care of. The soldier in him it would seem had come back to the grey-haired man, who climbed further out of the tank and stood on top of the turret, looking around him and their surroundings. "I'm getting too old for this shit… The mushroom cloud appeared to be coming from a very familiar direction…

"You okay Lola? Thalia? We can't stay here, and I guess we won't be going there either." Alexander said while descending the Stuart, making his way over to Lola and Thalia. But he couldn't ignore the woman shouting angrily at the massive hunk of a truck. Soldier? An order? Did any of that matter anymore? And would Alexander have to rejoin his past like that?
Ruben is a 6-foot, 280-lb slab of Russian muscle.


*Russian sigh* Heavy is spy!


Alexander Polawski



Location:The Meeting




Alexander took Lola calling after him as a sign that he didn't need to take cover in the tank anymore. Problably, who knew who you could trust these days? He stood up in the hatch, now visible from his head and stomach to the others, holding his hands up to show that he wasn't armed either as he called back to Lola. "I'm alive and okay!" He still didn't know what to do, except not sitting inside the tank anymore. It wasn't like anyone could just hijack the tank and drive off without experience, but then again, never underestimate desperate people. Worse, they could drive the poor Stuart into something and wreck Lola little baby.

Hearing what Lola said about one of the strangers, the possibility of Lola actually thinking of the tank as her real baby was still significant. Crazy gal. Brave, but crazy. "Want some more company up there?" Alexander shouted back to Lola and Thalia. He was in need of stretching his legs, cramped up inside the bucket of bolts and all. Probably was the cold too.
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