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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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Daaaaammmnn... But yeah, that's what it feels like. I can start watching some random show or movie, start liking one of the characters, then in the next few scenes.... And do I learn my lesson not to get attached? Nope.


at least you don't have a terrible squad like @Crimmy @HereComesTheSnow @Onarax @Krayzikk that set you up with shows to fuck with you and call them "beginner anime"

whores and liars

sluts and monsters

the whole lot
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For somebody to claim when Mission Day comes around.


BABYLON
That depends on the nearest cocktail bar.

And their ideas of gun control
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That's what I was afraid of. I NEED DA COOL!


You have to wait for the Jägerbomb flashbacks.


"Beryl Harken. Hey."

Jericho wasn't even surprised by the otter's random appearances in his life anymore, nor was he going to waste any energy protesting her anime nickname for him. He was more focused on the random affliction that seemed to strike her as it had struck so many other girls (and honestly, people in general) here at Beacon: random, sometimes bizarre mood swings, that seemed to pass like freak storms. She had a faraway look in her eye that faded for all of two seconds.

And he had thought better of her than to push her boobs up just because she was sitting next to him. Wasn't like they weren't perky to begin with anyway, Beryl, don't be a paranoid wreck.

You didn't HAVE to sit here.

"I don't really care much about weaponry, honestly. Not enough to get attached to most of it. Put any gun in my hands and I'm comfortable up to 1900 meters." He shrugged off his jacket and unclasped the chest holster he was wearing, pulling it away from his t-shirt and dropping it on the worktable that he and the Mistralian Faunus girl shared. His hair clip came next, long brown hair falling down his neck as the clip slimmed down and extended into yet another knife, this time a faux-stiletto that he dropped gently onto the table. He looked to Beryl, mouth creasing casually into a thinner line; he gave a faint shrug and shook his hair free, chest rising and falling calmly as he looked wistfully to the back of the class.

"I just enrolled because this seemed like the closest thing to an auto shop," he explained, "and I used to piss away a period on my streetfighter. I didn't want to have to get her repaired with black market parts for a semester. Hey. Your Semblance is water-specific, right, Beryl? Those cavemen at the docks here all have their thumbs up their asses, and God knows what they screwed around with while unloading her. Would you help me check it today if you have a free minute, make sure no single-celled jackass dumped a bottle of Fiji into my carburetor or anything like that?"
Where we're going, we don't need cool.




pictured, on right: "a cool kid"
Napoli, right? What exactly happened to him anyway?


he went home to kidnap his brother albano and go on cheesy pun slinging adventures whilst his vampiric sister wishes she could reunite with him

100% canon, entirely serious


@Onarax is lazy.
Probably better Shuai is too cool for school, no one would get any work done. It's already enough with Jericho getting his bad boy hotness all over the place. The other guys could use a break, eh? Besides Valentine lusting after everyone anyway...


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I've been meaning to talk about that. Jericho doesn't leave enough coolness in a room for the rest of the guys to use. It's unfair.


He just wants to tinker and pout in peace
My daddy taught me not to be ashamed of my IC
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