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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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Also starring: @Krayzikk @Write @Kafka Komedy @Crimmy




Kimiko lowered her head in thought, staring at the ground and chewing away thoughtfully at a handful of French fries. Hitomi had clambered up on her shoulders, and Kimiko was only about as strong as Kazou, so even the other girl's negligible weight on her back was having an effect too. They resembled some cute two-headed beast, a moe hydra that took turns feeding its heads with fast food on a Saturday morning; one wore the thinking cap while the other bobbed cheerfully, parroting the ideas of the girl that shared her body.

"We're already involved, aren't we, Sasori-san?" Kimiko asked the detective. "They nearly killed poor Daisuke-kun. Look at him. He looks like a big, warm, sensually-shaped fry carton that got dropped on the floor and stepped on. And then there's..."

Kaguya.

She knew what she had done yesterday. She had chewed bubble gum and fought monsters. She and Daisuke had stopped them all, and sent the fog running.

But she had to assume that whatever had happened to her yesterday wasn't going to be a one time thing around here, just in case. That's how horror movies worked. Their runaway success at the box office would get sequels greenlit by the end of opening weekend. And it was already Saturday. They had expanded the cast and everything.

Kimiko fed her other head a French fry and nodded.

"Yeah, we're in. I answer for Hitomi-chan and Daisuke-kun, too." Hitomi was a total follower, and Daisuke was a hot-blooded guy on top of being her best friend; she would follow along because it was in her nature, and he would have her back because that's what best friends did. But Kazou-kun was a different story.

Look at him like Dana-sama would. Does he have a spine?

Well, no. Not really.

Will he follow someone with a spine?

Really, that was just as important.

...

"And Kazou-kun too, yeah. I speak for Kazou-kun. So, Kazou-kun, you wanna hear about how we can do magic?"
translation note: insert instrumental for journey's "faithfully" within this post
(oh fuck dude we're actually putting together the chorus of a pretty great 80s power ballad right now)

SHE'S WAITING FOR THE KIND OF LOVE THAT SHE CAN TAKE A BITE OUT OF
@HereComesTheSnow

explains why he keeps rejecting girls


he's waiting for the kind of love that lasts forever
Good luck getting devil to smile like that
@Plank Sinatra

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ty - Today at 11:08 PM
nara
do motorcycles count as armory projects
NarayanK - Today at 11:23 PM
probably
i mean, i wouldn't see it being built anywhere else
ty - Today at 11:23 PM
I'M
ON
A
NEW
LEVEL
well jer already has one built
NarayanK - Today at 11:23 PM
.
ty - Today at 11:23 PM
so could he just like
carry one into armory
and tune it?
NEW MESSAGES
NarayanK - Today at 11:24 PM
yes. just say that he informed the professor early on that he'd bring it

Luke, if you're out there, you need to keep that Vacuan thug's hands within sight at all times.............
Normally I would say that such a weapon would liquidify the user on the first shot but well.

Ruby can all but fly using her giant sniper rifle.


I owe you a post in Armory breh. I'll get it done tomorrow.

Gelure reforge into Heartspan never


Y-you 2
I too enjoy making demon babies.

Really screams alpha.


MOTHER

OF

ALL

BOMBS
<Snipped quote by FlitterFaux>

Oh yeah, what he did was outright evil. He's certainly not in the right. Don't worry tho, I'm just here to mess with all the Guts fan's anyway.


guts a waifufag

true patricians await the "rickert saves the day" ending with bated breath
It looks pretty good to me, but I'm basically just a guy who hears the GM rant about robots and stars in his BL stories.

One tip, though: your formatting looks a little weird in a lot of places, like it didn't always paste correctly from a word doc. Some paragraph spacing and putting the image coding on its own row could go a long way towards making the profile cleaner.
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