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“YAAAAY~!” MDP cheered after Mac agreed to play with her and her various other friends. “Like, Magical Dream Princess just knows we’ll allsie wallsie have, like, lots of super duper funsie wunsie together wether, Macy Wacky~! (giggle!)” the whimsical girl added, jumping up and down in childish delight. A moment later, however, and the giggling girl suddenly gasped in horror as a particularly awful thought entered her ditzy brain. “Like, Magical Dream Princess just remember wembered something womething super duper important wortant! She, like, totally wotally forgot to introduce you to the lion wion thingy wingies! Like, Magical Dream Princess is super duper sorry worry, lion wion thingy wingies!” she apologized to the creatures in question, looking and sounding quite distraught. However, her dismay departed as swiftly as it arrived. “But, like, it’s okie dokie, ‘cause, like, Magical Dream Princess knows how to makey wakey everythingie wingie better wetter~! (giggle!)” she informed the manticores with a playful wink. “Huggy wuggies! (giggle!)” At this, the hyperactive Princess of Dreams proceeded to bounce amongst the monstrous beasts and give each a hug in turn. She had just finished nuzzling the last of the lion-headed creatures when a new sound caught her painfully limited attention.

“Penny Wenny~!” MDP cheered, bounding over to where the Mechanical Monarch was disembarking her newly-acquired vehicle. Unlike Mac, the thought that this could be a Wonderland trap unsurprisingly never occurred to the innocent Princess of Dreams, and so she wasted no time in glomping her girlfriend, while gleefully giggling all the while. “It’s okie dokie~!” MDP reassured her with a smile when Penny apologized for taking so long. “Magical Dream Princess made lots of new friendy wendies that she’s been playing super duper funsie wunsie gamey wameies with, and she’d just wuv to introduce you to them allsie wallsie~! (giggle!)” she informed the technomantic titan. Penny then asked another question, causing MDP to tilt her head in puzzlement. “Other wothers~? Backy wacky to Penrose Wenrose~?” she repeated, looking around in confusion. “Huh… Everybodywody elsey welsey went bye bye…” she noted, sounding a little despondent. “Like, Magical Dream Princess hopey wopies they’ll be backy wacky soony woony, ‘cause, like, if they aren’t waren’t, then they’ll missy wissy all the funsie wunsie…”

Zoppy

Zoppy’z gonna make lotz ‘o shiniez!
-Zoppy


At first, it didn’t seem as though the skeleton was going to accept the offered item, but just when Zoppy’s hopeful smile was about to dissolve into a disappointed frown, it plucked the bell out of the goblin girl’s scrawny hands and presented her with a rather large, boney ring. While not made of gold like the ring from her dream, this one boasted a very large and very shiny (and very familiar) jewel. “Dankz lotz!” Zoppy told her “customer”, before taking the ring and placing it around her wrist. While a bit too big for her finger, it made a crude, but still very acceptable, bracelet. With that bit of business concluded, the enterprising little goblin set about seeing what else she could sell, and to whom she could sell it to.

A moment later, a pebble generated by the vigorous excavation efforts bounced over to strike Zoppy’s deformed foot. With a squeal of delight, she quickly scooped it up. Now to find a customer. Her attention was quickly drawn to the tentacled figure sitting on the newly conjured bed. Scampering up to him, she tripped and crashed into the thankfully quite soft mattress. “Hi! Hi!” she greeted the illithid, blissfully oblivious to the fact that he was deep in concentration as she smiled up at the unnerving creature. “Ya wanna buy a lucky stone?!” she inquired, holding up the pebble in her non-deformed but merely emaciated hand. “Zoppy’ll gib it ta ya fer some shiniez!”


After concluding her negotiations with Prince Cyrus, Violet accepted his offer to join him in one of the liner’s upper-class lounges. Although at first glance a highly out-of-character decision for the no-nonsense CEO, it soon became clear that she had ulterior motives for visiting the luxurious bar aside from mere leisure. While some of the high-profile guests might have preferred to make a boisterous spectacle of themselves, while sampling as many of the various high-end spirits as possible, Violet herself refrained from consuming anything stronger than pure spring water, and thus kept her acute senses on high alert for any potentially lucrative information the other patrons’ loose tongues might let slip. Patrons like Elkon Mishima.

It was upon catching sight of his flamboyant presence that Violet was most thankful for the anonymity provided by her nondescript mask. Indeed, the last thing she wanted was to be drawn into some ridiculous social drama. Yet, for all his bombast, Violet couldn’t help but notice that the Mishima Motors CEO only seemed to discuss the most superficial and irrelevant topics, never once revealing anything that might be sized upon by his rivals. It was almost as if his entire persona was an act, a performance to disarm his opponents in this arena of ostensibly innocuous small talk, causing them to drop their own defenses and reveal things that would otherwise have gone unsaid. As she continued to observe Elkon go about his boisterous banter, Violet couldn’t help but be impressed by the ease with which he assumed such a persona. I shall have to keep that in mind for future interactions, the heiress reflected.

When she had sufficiently indulged her curiosity, Violet returned to her quarters, rejoining Darya on the way. It was upon reaching her suite that the CEO immediately saw that something was amiss. The door, which should have been sealed and locked, was ever-so-slightly ajar. Someone had either entered and left, or was still inside. While there was nothing in the suite that Violet considered to be of a particularly sensitive or important nature, it was not lost on the heiress that she, herself, might very well be the unknown intruder’s target. In any event, it cast the liner’s security systems in a distinctly unfavorable light…

“It would appear we’ve had an uninvited guest,” Violet remarked before turning to Darya. “Would you kindly check to see if they are still present?” she inquired.
Got no bites from the new interest check. :(


Perhaps that's because you posted it in Advanced.

Try putting one up in Casual and see if it has better results.




Upon finally drawing near to the Queen’s castle, Connie, Gaia, and the rest of their motley little group saw that several guards were patrolling along the whimsically imposing edifice’s battlements. Still, their presence wasn’t really much of a surprise. If anything, Gaia found it far stranger that there weren’t significantly more defenses on display for such a prominent location. It was also rather astonishing that none of the guards had apparently spotted them yet, especially when their contingent included a towering ambulatory tree, a detail Alexander soon addressed.

“U-Umm… I-I c-could m-maybe give t-them a n-nightmare,” Connie suggested when Alexander asked how they might deal with the guards without being detected. “B-But, um, t-that might c-cause them to s-scream, s-so I g-guess that p-probably wouldn’t w-work…” she added glumly, her mask’s mouth forming a disappointed frown.

“I believe I may have a possible alternative, little sister,” Gaia noted in a soothing voice. Forming a swing out of several verdant vines, the Daughter of Mother Earth employed her conjured construction to lower herself down from Branch Nose’s upper boughs until she was directly next to Lily’s bike. “Alexander, if your adorable animal friends would be so kind as to deliver these sedative spores to the guards,” the botanical beauty began, holding out a handful of deep green bulbs. “Then we should be able to incapacitate them without raising an alarm.”

Zoppy

Zoppy shoppy time!
-Zoppy


To Zoppy’s great delight, Salbjorg agreed to take her to the room where she’d last seen the skeleton, causing the goblin girl to squeal with glee. “Dankz!” she told the snake lady. Soon enough, she was deposited in front of the skeleton, yet, unlike in her dream, it didn’t appear to be wearing a ring, or any shinies at all, causing her to frown in a mixture of confusion and disappointment. But not for long. It quickly occurred to her that maybe the skeleton was hiding its various shinies in its tattered clothes. “Hi!” she greeted as she leaned in closer to its grinning face. “Ya got any shiniez?! Zoppy’ll gib ya…” At this, she began rapidly looking around for a possible item to sell the skeleton, immediately discovering all the various items the core had manifested. Clearly, this was all inventory for her to sell for shinies. Thus, after a quick search, she grabbed the most interesting item and held it out to her “customer”. “Diz lucky bell fer ‘em!”
@Birdboy

That might be because you have a broken code here- [center][h2]Valiant/h2][/center]

The closing h2 doesn't have an initial bracket.

Zoppy

Zzzzzzz2
-Zoppy


While the dungeon’s other denizens attended to their various tasks, Zoppy continued to slumber. But since that’s kinda boring, let’s take a look at the fantastical dream she was having.

In it, she had successfully created the dungeon shop of her dreams (pun intended), and was happily waiting for her first customer to arrive. In what seemed like no time at all, a bespectacled, lavender-haired young woman in a pastel purple outfit resembling a night gown appeared. She needed a new writing implement for her spell book, and so Zoppy eagerly offered her a lucky quill, which the young woman gladly purchased for lots of shinies. Then, the happy goblin was visited by a silver-haired man and a tiny, silver-haired young woman that floated in the air next to him. While the tiny woman seemed exceptionally bored, the man excitedly explored every nook and cranny of the shop. “Can Zoppy ‘elp ya find anyfing?!” the scrawny shopkeeper inquired eagerly. The man replied that his strange mystical circular net-thing was broken and he was looking for items with which to repair it. Zoppy’s smile grew even broader. She knew just the thing. “Lucky string!” she announced, holding the tattered strand up proudly. Although the small woman seemed disgusted, the man gleefully thanked the little goblin and paid her even more shinies than she’d asked for. Finally, she was visited by a bubbly, almost sickeningly sweet and cutesy young woman with bright pink hair, who, if anything, was even more cheerfully hyperactive and scatterbrained than her previous customer. After bouncing around the shop for several minutes, the giggling girl found just what she was looking for- a lucky rock. To Zoppy’s surprise, as soon as the girl picked it up, it came to life and started happily conversing with her. Zoppy thought that should make it cost even more shinies than it ordinarily would, to which the girl cheerfully agreed. Zoppy was overjoyed to have made so very many shinies, and she nuzzled her shiny pile as she hugged it as tightly as her meager strength would allow. Strangely, the shinies were much softer than they appeared, almost like a pillow or marshmallow…

It was just as she was thinking this, that Zoppy finally woke up.

After the sound of various voices and the rapid-fire striking of enchanted pickaxes shattered her contented slumber, Zoppy slowly looked around with groggy eyes as her confused brain tried to make sense of her current situation. She seemed to be adhered to the snake lady with the large cushions on her chest. However, that was less of a concern to the sleepy goblin girl compared to the memory of what she’d been attempting to do before her nap. “Can ya take Zoppy ta da place wiv da boney fing!?” she asked the snake woman excitedly as she looked up at her with a hopeful smile. “Zoppy wantz ta gib ‘im somefing fer ‘iz finger shiny!”

Can we finally leave this clusterfuck now?
-Nyxia Torrentia, Neon Tempest of the Ultraviolet Rainbow


While things were certainly wrapping up, it seemed there were still a few annoying little interactions that needed to finish playing out. Nyxia simply rolled her eyes at the utterly uninteresting bits of mind-numbing melodrama and barf-inducing buffoonery. “She’s a jackass,” the Neon Tempest replied after her partner commented on Willow’s latest distasteful antics. And an attention whore. I would have expected nothing less from a bitch like her.” Not for the first time, Nyxia was immensely thankful the cat-themed musician wasn’t on their team. For Willow’s sake…

However, it was about then that Evil Eye said something that drew Nyxia’s attention far more than the others’ various babblings ever could.

“Come on!” the Neon Tempest snapped at her two teammates as she prepared to blast herself onto a nearby rooftop. “If we just keep standin’ around here, little miss ‘wandering eyes’ is gonna steal all our kills!”



Gaia smiled when the great tree gave his name, the comical nature of which also prompted a small giggle from Connie.

“I am most pleased to make your acquaintance, Branch Nose,” the verdant maiden told him. “You may call me Gaia,” she added. “The young woman in the mask down there is my dearest friend, Connie.”

“I-It’s n-nice to m-meet you,” Connie called up to the ancient tree.

“Riding beside her is our friend Mayra,” Gaia continued. “While our friends Lily and Alexander are the ones riding on the motorcycle.”

Strangely absent from their little procession was Chloe and her skeletal army, but Gaia thought that was probably for the best. There were undoubtedly other matters the dark magical girl’s forces could attend to, and it would ensure they wouldn’t be traumatizing poor Connie with any additional potentially gruesome displays.

And that’s pretty much all that’s going on with Connie and Gaia right now, so let’s check in on some other fan favorite characters that aren’t named Magical Dream Princess.

Angela (aka the magical girl formerly known as the Angel of Hope) is doing various super important tasks for her new patron. She may or may not show up to the Wonderland battle at a suitably dramatic moment, although her big new magical girl name reveal was already spoiled by a certain someone over a year ago, but maybe everyone reading along has forgotten that by now. Let’s hope so.

Kate is regaling Morowa with some stories about her time at Fae Creek Academy, including her first time crossing paths with a certain patchwork pinkette, while having a meal at a treehouse restaurant in The World With No Name’s Wandering Woods. There are also a bunch of other crazy cool things going on in that particular universe at around that same time, but I know none of you gives a shit about that stuff.

Finally, Nykannis is doing Nykannis things, which will be elucidated in the fullness of time, but shall remain a mystery for now.

Look forward to it!






MDP was interrupted from her impromptu game of tag with the small cactus creatures by the arrival of a vastly larger cactus being. “Golly wolly~!” the whimsical girl exclaimed, rocking back on her heels and placing a hand to shield her eyes as she looked up at the towering creature. “He’s, like, super duper biggy wiggy~! Like, is this your daddy waddy~?!” she asked the smaller cacti, which were excitedly gathering around the new arrival and gibbering in their strange language. “Wowie zowie~!” the Princess of Dreams cheered a moment later, when the giant cactus did a cartwheel, exhibiting impressive agility for something so large. “That was, like, totally wotally amazing wazing~! (giggle!) Like, do you wanna play gamey wamies with us, too~?!” she inquired with a bright and innocent smile.

Of course, with her painfully limited attention so fully fixated upon the cacti (cactur?), MDP had completely failed to notice that Ronin and Miko had since departed, while yet another potential new friend had arrived. At least, until said new arrival made the mistake of asking her a question…

“Golly wolly goodness woodness!” MDP exclaimed when she whirled around to find a wolf girl siting atop a massive cyborg cockatrice. “Like, thatsie watsie’s a super duper biggy wiggy birdy wirdy! And it kinda winda looks a little wittle familiar wiliar, too…” the ditzy girl added as her ADHD addled brain tried and failed to recall where she’d perhaps seen the creature before. “Oh~!” she cried with delight as a new thought popped into her hyperactive head. “Like, Magical Dream Princess hasn’t ever wever met you beforesie worsie~! (giggle!)” she told the creature’s rider with a big smile. “Like, what’s your namey wamey~?! Magical Dream Princess’s namey wamey is Magical Dream Princess~! And these are her new cactus wactus friendy wendies, and her chessy wessy friendy wendies, and Mister Wister Clocky Wocky Coppy Woppy, and Mister Wister Hatty Watty~! Would you like to be friendy wendies and play some gamey wamies with us~?!” she asked as she began excitedly jumping up and down. “Would you~?! Would you~?! Would you~?!”
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