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2 days ago
Current Have I seen the Odyssey? Bro you odyssey deez pecs ( . Y . )
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7 days ago
So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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11 days ago
COUNTER SPELL*
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11 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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20 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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I will spare you both, but just this once.

Next time it's off to the gallows!

Please miss. I'm just a poor and lowly man
Actually, I dictate that in this thread. All three of you will be executed.

Oh thank god
"Oi! Did ye hear?" one Dwarf bellowed, holding a piece of parchment in his large and hairy fist. "Some foolish manling is giving away his entire fortune!"

This was the first Dwarf tavern since Sketti had made his exit from the Sea port of Barak Varr. The voyage was long and boring, but it gave him some time to scribble some new schematics for a Hellfire Organ gun he was cooking up for a contract in Everpeak. Not like he had a crew anymore to help though, Grimnir curse it all. He was more used to boats and sea voyages than most Dwarfs, and even he had some trouble sleeping on the wooden manling contraption. He only had to walk around the ship twice to see a dozen ways in which it could capsize from shoddy steering.

They made it to the small port town just south of Miragliano, and only one run in with pirates to speak of. It was a short battle, and a few of the deckhands had been butchered, but Sketti quickly turned the tide with his bombs, sinking the pirate vessel into a cold oblivion. The ship burned nicely too. After the voyage, the hard ground was welcoming to his stout feet, and he made a B-line for the Tavern and a nice place to fall over and sleep. He drank only a modest 10 pints of Ale before he took a quick snore. A few other Dwarfs had traveled with him, but when one of them had retrieved the letter from some unknown courier, races of all kinds flocked to this bizarre news. Sketti was woken up by the sound of them bickering about it.

"Eh? What?" he said, falling off the couch like a rock and getting to his feet. He scratched his head with the metal appendage. It could always hit the spot. He barreled through some of the crowd and approached the Dwarf holding the paper.
"What's this all about?"

A few men and Dwarves gave him a wide berth, and whether it was for being a Slayer or having such an odd and dangerous looking metal arm, he couldn't tell.
"Some Guilmuero manling has called for Mercenaries and crazed fools to come and visit him at his estate. He says he'll feed and pay just for showing up!"

Guilmuero...Sketti had heard of that name before. Some madman that had lost his fortune and family from some insane expedition. Sketti grinned, showing his rotting teeth and two shiny golden ones. He enjoyed madmen. They understood his kind of thinking. The Slayer puffed out his chest and slammed a meaty fist against it. "Where's this castle of his at?"

Within minutes (he needed another drink), Sketti was out the door and heading straight for this Guilmuero's fortress. He'd walk day and night until he got there, and crash through anything that got in his way.
@SalrynnI wanna help Areum, but I'm not sure if Alcander would show up on the 2nd floor after taking a swim. Or maybe he needed to get something from his room and heard her through the thin floors lol
@Lady AmaltheaThank you Lady A!
@The MuseThousand pardons miss XD

Oh...I guess I am sleepy. I saw my name and assumed I called you a he. I should get to bed
@Inuyasha you might wanna put a space between the and muse to tag, my friend ^__^
@HakuDon't worry about being a noob! We all start out as one! Just try not to get pwned.
@Eviledd1984Old timer? This guy wasn't very worldly, it seemed. He wasn't so old, though perhaps in this dangerous world, even someone reaching his age was an accomplishment. "One job is as good as any other." he said. "I haven't been given much info on this mission. Anything I should be wary of?"
Well there are various places to look. For starters, free role plays, casual role plays, and advanced role plays. Interest checks are for RP ideas that have not yet begun and people are gauging interest. Going into the RP threads for free, casual, or advanced, they will have 3 sections. IC section (in character), OOC (out of character, for discussions), and CS (character sheets. Where you post character sheets that have been approved by the mod).
We're glad to have you @Xathi. I'm sure you'll do quite well in the guild.
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