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5 days ago
Current So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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9 days ago
COUNTER SPELL*
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9 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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18 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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30 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Joseph 'Tank' Cooper



Interacting with: Alicia @Lady Amalthea, Caesar @Sigil, Cecily @Morose, Jeremy @Pundii




The thud and shattering, though muffled, brought Tank whipping around. "What in the hell..." Tank set the food down unevenly on the counter without a second thought. He vaulted over Alicia's couch and made his way outside. The Detective sprinted out of the patio, pointing at his bike right before he made it to the block party, whispering. "I'll deal with you later" as he ran. He reached into the back of his jeans and pulled out his pistol, safety on. "Police!" he cried out, shoving past people and even sliding over one empty table before he made it to Danica's corpse.

He almost skidded into the crime scene beside Cecily, gun visible. His eyes didn't leave the corpse as he reached into his pocket and produced his Detective ID badge. "Could everyone please take a step back, please? And, erm...If you got any blood on you or anything, try not to touch it..."
"Step BACK. EVERYBODY BACK." he ordered with a wave of his hand, giving her some truly needed help in crowd control. He knelt down beside Cecily and let his mind sink in on who this was. He'd seen Danica around, he remembered. She'd definitely looked better. There was a bullet hole in in the side of her head, that was as plain as day. He'd seen enough of them. Looked small caliber, but he couldn't be sure. He looked up toward the roof, glad as hell he'd done his homework on these apartments. "You're doing great." he told Cecily. "Stay here. Call 911."

He stood up, brown eyes steeled. "Everyone stay back!" he said, showing them his badge. "Remain calm and keep a safe distance. Back-up will be here soon and we need everyone's cooperation. Just stick around and...try not to stare, it's rude." He turned to Cecily. "Listen to her." he advised them, pointing to the young woman. "I'll check the roof."

He waded past the crowd and was glad people now gave him a wide berth. He sprinted into the renovated building. He let out a sigh as he climbed, and realized getting to the top was a lot more complicated than he thought. Trouble always follows me, he told himself. As if on cue, he could hear banging and footsteps coming from around the building. Only it wasn't going down, but upwards toward the roof if he had to guess. He didn't know of anymore law enforcement residents here other than Greg...
Red Strike (Ro'Kun)


Ro'Kun looked a bit crestfallen. "How...the FRUIT...am I supposed to know which option is happening!?" he said to himself. For a sexy doctor with incredible legs, she was....well...he guessed she was involved with number 2 then. He sighed. He went back into the room to see Shiver, stopped, and nodded. Right, she could teleport. Now all he needed to do was find her. Where to look, where to look? He tapped his cellphone onto his head as he thought. Was there a way to contact her from long distance? Like a phone? A...phone.
He called her.
@Wick@RumikoOhara
Sorry, this entire week I am moving and this weekend is when I do the big haul of my furniture, but I am down with working together with you guys to making this a good story. I was in a Dragon Age RP that died about a month ago, but we kept it going for a good while just on us being ourselves and working with our characters.
Hell, I'm in the mood for an Ostagar like massacre that we narrowly survive tbh. (I'm a little bias though, since that was my Ferelden guys backstory. I miss playing him.)
Can't promise when, but something this week I will be reading over the posts and will respond accordingly if possible. This RP shall live on!
@Lady AmaltheaThen I'll go full detective mode after work!
@Lady AmaltheaI take it everyone, including us 3 in Alicia's apartment, heard the commotion?

@MoroseHell yeah, solving crimes and takin' names!
@HeatWe can wait and try to get more players. I am really wanting this to actually go places.
WHERE IS SHAUN
Joseph 'Tank' Cooper



Interacting with: Alicia @Lady Amalthea, Caesar @Sigil, Cecily @Morose



"Sure, I got some more food inside, wouldn't mind if you came in and helped get it out here for the crew while Papi and I finish off the last pan to go into the oven. Would be helpful," Alicia told him. He nodded matter of factly. "Cool," before he slid up to his feet. He was then lightly shouldered by the petite one and called a shitbird by the butch one. All they'd need to do was tell him he'd never amount to anything, and they'd become his mother.

As he followed Alicia, he caught sight of a girl he'd seen before. Cecily he believed her name was. He'd only been down to the precinct a bit since he moved here. They'd given him a fair amount of off days for him to get situated in this city for a few weeks. But he'd seen her around. He gave her a quick wink as he passed by. Nothing suggestive, but just an acknowledgement that she was cool in his book. Smart too, from what he could tell. They made their way past the patio, and he turned just in time to see Alicia's dad's smile. That was probably the most forced thing he'd seen in so very long. He forced a smile back, though it became a natural one when he realized just how odd this situation was. The landlord was in here too it seemed, he noted from a glance.

He heard glass breaking and a woman's cry from outside and he spun. It was all he could do to not whip out his gun, but luckily he didn't. Even as he moved, his mind informed him that it was a very bad idea probably, and this was just a party. No need to be so quick on judgements. You've got a good looking girl asking for you to help out and a father who'd strangle you if you stepped wrong. See? Normal day. Except, women didn't often mess with his fucking ride...

"Hey, spacebrains. Gonna grab that food and take it out to the party or did you just use that as an excuse to get inside my place?" she asked, and he turned to see her smirking. He shrugged gave a sly look himself. "See, I'm from back east. Alone time with a girl usually doesn't have this many people." he replied, looking around before his brown eyes fell upon the food. He picked up what he was told to, being his helpful self. "You wouldn't happen to have any water I can pour on my bike would you? Or some tear gas for the girl who threw it." he joked. He glanced around the apartment as he said it.
Briefly Dax questioned yet again if this was worth it. Even with the element of surprise and distance between them, three against one was a risky proposition. However, the Argonian hunter had not gotten so far from home and survived this long by backing down from challenges or difficulties. He slowly reached down and touched the Amethyst pendant given to him by his father. "The Hisssst guide me." he muttered softly, and drew out his fine hunting bow.

Daixanos crouched within a copse of bushes to the south of the bandit camp, having the advantage of a higher elevation at the side of a small mountain rise. From the small amount of information Ashav had given Dax, he knew there should be three of them around the northern edge of the pale, near the coast. The latter information had been correct so far, but he couldn't see all of the bandits from this vantage point. In fact he only saw one atop a rocky rise. An archer that had the misfortune of looking directly into the sun if he were to look Dax's way. If he had to guess, the other two were below him within a cave beside the frigid waters.

With a smooth and trained motion, Dax drew back the string of his bow, aimed, and let loose an iron arrow. The Hist had blessed him it seemed. The arrow had struck the man just below the neck, through the collar bone. He fell, hopefully without a sound. Quick reptilian feet had Dax hurrying to the left, his snake like tail leaving small 'S' shaped grooves in the snow. After 30 feet, he halted behind a small tree, and waited. A minute passed, and peeking out he saw no commotion. He waited another minute just to be safe, before he began moving northwest as slow and cautiously as he could to get a vantage point to see the inner bandit camp.

He made it to the bottom of the slope behind a jutted rock, parallel to the water with the small camp. Two men spoke amiably, one moving about to toss some more wood into a fire that was slowly dying. It looked like the one handling the fire was a Mer, perhaps. It didn't matter, and he was thinking too much on this. He grasped one his vials, and placed the poison on the ground. He dipped his arrow head within it, making sure to coat it thickly. Dax nocked the Iron arrow and drew back his bow. Two against one weren't favorable odds, and he needed this element of surprise. The Argonian was just about to loose when the Mer handing the fire began to glow, and the fire suddenly flared brighter. Dax grunted as if struck, and didn't have the frame of mind to keep the string pulled back.

His prematurely fired arrow flung end over end into the camp, striking the rocky rise between them that the archer he had dispatched earlier used as a vantage point. He ducked behind the rock again, hearing raised voices and strange sounds he could only deduce were magic being casted. Why do they have to have a spellcaster, Hist curse them. He knew they would be upon him in no time, but thankfully they still did not know his exact location. He quickly dipped his next arrowhead into the poison, drew back his bow string, and stood tall out of his rocky hiding place. The Nord that had been sitting roared and charged when he spotted Dax, hefting a greatsword. The Mer behind him was glowing no longer, but seemed to be moving his hands intricately. Not having anymore of that filth, Dax thought to himself. The Nord might be the more immediate threat, but he was at least something Dax wasn't uneasy around. He fired a wild shot due to the intensity of the situation, the envenomed arrow hitting the mage in the knee. The Mer cried out in pain and fell.

It was all Dax could do to take out his Battle Axe strapped to his back, whipping it forth to collide with the greatsword in a great shower of sparks. The Nord was stereotypically strong and tall, but Dax was burly for an Argonian, matching his opponent's strength initially. Both weapons flinched, and the two warriors stepped back and gauged their opponent's style, each looking for an opening. Dax gave a hiss as the man growled, the wind whipping past them into the coast. Dax needed to play this defensively, and as the Nord moved, so did he. The Argonian backstepped and slashed at his opponent's exposed midsection. The Nord had been trying for a thrust, but hesitated and backstepped himself. Dax stepped forward and sent his Axe in a devastating downward chop. The Nord sidestepped and the Axe bit into snow and earth, sticking for a moment. Dax's barbarian opponent took this time to swing at the stuck Argonian. Instead of yanking his Axe out in a furious attempt to survive, he ducked behind his Axe's upraised hilt, holding it steady as the greatsword blade collided with it. Dax's tail slipped around as the Argonian spun, whipping the Nord's hip in a stinging strike. The man sliced in a block as a reflex, cutting off the end of Dax's tail. The Argonian lashed out without thought, his extended claws cutting a small slice across the Nord's throat.

The wound was shallow, but it was still a throat strike. The bandit clutched his throat, dropping his weapon and stumbling back as blood slowly seeped onto his collarbone. Dax took no time in retrieving his Axe, yanking it out of the earth, before beheading his opponent to end both of their miseries. He wasn't going to be barbaric and take back the heads, thinking the hands would suffice. However, one was now severed and he needed some proof that he had done this deed. With a sigh, the hunter knelt down to check his tail. On first glance, he knew it wasn't severed deep, and would grow back. It wasn't anything he'd not dealt with before, and the pain wasn't blinding.

The Hist was smiling on him today, for when he ducked to check his tail, a ball of flame flew straight over the kneeling hunter. He could feel the heat as it passed, and his reptilian head whipped up to see the Mer holding himself up unsteadily beside the rock, breathing heavily. The poison seemed to be in full effect, and he would soon die. It seemed he was determined to take Dax down with him. The very magic he could see being summoned sent a shudder down the Argonian's spine, and he sprang toward the Mer, Axe being hefted as he closed the distance shortly. His blade found the Mer's neck just before the wretched bandit could loose another spell.

Within the hour, he had the heads packed into his skin sack. He needed to carry the sack in his hands, now being too heavy to be strapped to his belt. He checked the chest the bandits had for some gold and loot, before making his way back toward Dawnstar and Ashev. He hoped he got back before nightfall. Making a camp out in the cold was never ideal, and with his recent nightmares of Blackmarsh...
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