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4 days ago
Current There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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16 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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28 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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29 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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30 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Neil breathed in that sweet ozone, and an iron-like taste entered his mouth. There were only a few things he liked more than the smell of a fresh ship. Instantly his eyes met every wire and cable that hugged and slithered along the Xarconian metal. By the grade of the wires this ship had a design he'd only heard about. The metal should have been a dead giveaway, just as the weapon placements should have been, and the overall shape.

This ship was made before the fall.

Gorlan must have scavenged the Highlander and rebuilt it. Sure it looked like junk, but it had a real quality once you dusted it off a bit. These wires must have lead to the fuel generators that aided the R.I.P. drive in the back, and these along here were meant to give an extra bit of energy to the shields. He wondered who had designed the shields, because as far as he could tell judging by these XL2 wires, it was made in the past century. Must be made by Zolton Security, he told himself.

He followed the new boss lady into the cockpit, and he grinned at the familiar layout. It was top notch and a different design to be sure, but if you've flown one Freighter, you've flown most of them. To the left was the Orbital Maneuvering Display System. The Velocity indicator was in the center, next to the sublight engines and the auxiliary power switch... The Galaxy map up at the top left was different, though. It was good thinking on Gorlan's part, however. Or whoever had designed the ship. Were they standard on thousand year old ships?

"Wow..." he said aloud.

ā€œI’m a little wet right now,ā€ Sayeeda said with such a quiet breath Neil blinked, wondering if he'd heard what he thought he had. He looked at her while she stared at the cockpit, and he knew then and there that he heard right.

He whispered as well. "Note to self..."

He blinked again once the AI popped on, and wondered if it remained active as long as the ship was, or if there was an off switch. "AVLN-22-Kelo, ship status."

"Maximum functionality, First Mate Edwards."

The AI had not even finished speaking before Neil found himself in the Pilot's chair, turning on the Display Moniter and pulling the level to start the engines. He then punched the auto-pressure and artificial gravity generator so they wouldn't need to worry about it when they left the atmosphere. "Hang on babe. I m- I mean Captain." He didn't look back at her, instead running his finger over the display moniter as he read the coordinates, and with the slightest shift in gear, the ship began to float upwards in a light hover. It's legs folded in, and Neil turned the Highlander toward the exit.

It took less than 3 seconds before they were out of the hanger in its entirety and arcing 45 degrees upwards. The sky was orange and grey from the constant pollution of the manufacture-cities that dominated the landscape. The jungles here were the hardiest Neil had ever seen. "They might be mutated..." he thought aloud, and then shrugged. The ship juttered and shook with turbulence as they raised higher and higher into the sky.

"Might want to sit down until we're out of Orbit."
@Penny
Kung Pow
@Kelewen You got mine and ProfessorLambo's characters mixed up. Otherwise, good idea for listing them^^
Neil's grin faded, hearing the familiar warning in Sayeeda's voice that he had so often heard from his superiors in the Ordo Sanctus. They had soon stopped once they had given him a bit more freedom and realized just how good he was in one of the Valk's, but back then he had been fighting for the right to choose his destiny. Here, they were teammates, and he needed to reign himself in a bit out of respect.

He shook her hand with his left hand, his right hand still hefting the ARC rifle. "Neil Edwards," he said to her. "Pilot, soldier, thief, rebel, and many more titles that most would consider insulting. Good to meet you," he said. He planned on getting to know her better once they were in space, but right now her dangerous demeanor had him more anxious to get going. He could have taken so many grunt jobs like when he was younger, such as the vehicle engineer position he had for the UNF before the war. But he chose this life instead. Danger was quite welcome.

"Call me Firestorm if we're ever in need of a military alias." he told her, and as if on the cue, the pistons on the Highlander's door released. The entrance lowered into a makeshift stairway, and Gorlan smiled devilishly as the two set off to embark. "You've got the schematics in the ship's systems, but the prison cell is located near the back left of the ship." The Nobleman said, doing his best to let them know he expected results.

Neil gave him a salute, and then headed into the Highlander with Sayeeda, making their way into the ship's interior as the massive doors to the bay area began to open to allow them space to fly out of there. Neil ran his hands over the smooth surface of the Xarconian metal the ship was (at least the majority of it) made of. The Hexanagallions used such material extensively, and Neil had been waiting forever to actually find a ship that had it for building material. If that war-like race had wielded it with such great effect, the Highlander coupled with decent shields would be a battering ram.

"I'm going to get this going. We can look around once we get the R.I.P. drives revved up. If that's ok with you, Captain?" He asked.
@Penny
"Oh SHIT." Neil exclaimed, and he started laughing. He felt the joy bubbling up, and he swore it felt like Christmas morning. If Christmas hadn't been extinct for 8 centuries, but he had heard it was an apt description for something incredibly awe inspiring plopping on his lap. This was completely something else. "You weren't kidding!" It seemed Neil had lost control of the volume of his voice. "It's smooth and polished, and those are Archeron thrusters on there!"

Neil ran both of his hands through his thick, dark hair. He let out a breath, still contemplating what he could do with the ship. He'd flown plenty of ships since leaving Fortus. Most of them were junkers, true. But if he could evade the planetary forces with them, imagine what this could do with him driving it. The only thing that would make him happier would be piloting a Valk like he did in the war. But a freighter like this, he'd only read about. Getting used to it would be easy, and he couldn't wait to get his hands on it. Feel the thrum of the engines reverberate up his body.

"I see you're both satisfied," Gorlan said, and he pushed a button on his wrist device. The wall next to them lifted, and within was a mounted selection of weapons. There were more weapons than most would have ever seen, even experienced mercenaries and soldiers. Neil let out an appreciative whistle, then blinked. He turned to Gorlan. "Before I grab one of these, you guys took my gun earlier. Mind giving it back?"

It was tossed to him. He caught it casually, spinning the slug loaded revolver before holstering it in his belt. After that, he began to pick his way around the weapons. Grenade Launchers, Combat Shotguns, and the Plasma rifles caught his attention. But at the end, he chose the Gauss ARC rifle. "I feel the power in this baby," he said, hefting it. The gun was relatively large, and looked oversized resting on Neil's shoulder. But the pilot was stronger than he looked.
@Penny
....That's not, you know, that's not to say the fucking KKK are the "good guys." I'm just saying

I lol'ed
"Hello," Neil said under his voice when Sayeeda marched in, escorted by a few incompetent looking guards that were sweating bullets. Gorlan didn't say anything about it being a lady captain. He had to keep himself from openly admiring her. Not that he'd try anything, but that made things interesting. It was then he wondered why she seemed to look at him with a curiosity, and it was at that moment he realized Gorlan had played them both for fools. He'd never intended for Neil's meager sum of money to buy the Highlander.

As the two conversed, Neil listened and stayed silent, until he decided to sway back and forth and whistle to showcase that he was in fact, still there. Once the darkly attractive woman spoke to him, he turned his head to her, as if he'd just been patted on the shoulder. "Well girly, I'm game if you are. But if we're going to do this, keep in mind you might need to grab a turret every now and then. Even I can't slip and slide through every defense-" He spun to Gorlan. "What kind of guns does this ship have anyway?"

"You don't want to hear about what I'm having you retrieve first?"

"Guns please."

Gorlan sighed, crossing his meaty arms over his broad paunch of a chest. He tapped the holo device located on his wrist, and the schematics of the military class freighter suddenly popped up before all of them. "A Foehammer Cannon is its main gun. Besides that are two dozen Nidhogg torpedoes, and two las-turrets that could be manned." Neil whistled again, but this time it was in admiration. "That Foehammer I did not expect. They really did make that military grade..."

"And if you survive the mission I'm about to give you, you'll have all of it. As well as a gun of your choice from my personal armory before you go. Now..." Gorlan said, letting Neil shut up before he continued. Two systems away there is a world called Savran. Most people don't even know it's there, because it's a shit pile jungle world ruled over by some two-bit dictator fighting a war against rebels. It's covered in mists and rainforests, and there's really nothing there but death. However, my idiot of a son has decided to go there-"

Neil raised his brows as Garlon continued. "-and he is convinced the world has Xenos artifacts and ruins from years ago. I haven't heard from him in a year. I want you to bring him back to me, alive if you can."
"Aw, that's sweet." Neil said.

"Bastard stole part of my fortune. He's going to make it up to me, and now that I know where he went, you're going to get him for me."

"...Less sweet."
@Penny
>.>

I'm going to get my Master's to hopefully get a job I love. I actually enjoy school so...

Nope, pretty happy to be going back. Just hate getting up early


Honestly I feel you. If it wasn't for getting up early, college would have been awesome. Highschool wouldn't have been bad either, at least because of friends.
I'll need to go back at some point, methinks. College was much better than highschool, at any rate.
Glad I'm done with school :P



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