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4 days ago
Current There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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15 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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28 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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29 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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30 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Will post today or tomorrow! Also yay peeps! Man, how long has this game been going on?
Mik-tik the Goblin halted his cart of gruel in front of the cage where the man-thing was chained. Muscled and tanned, the filthy human was bound with his hands above his head, hair over his eyes as his head hung limply into his chest.

"Food now, man!" Mik-tik the Goblin called, banging a femur bone on the cage to get the fighter's attention. It seemed he was asleep however, because the fighter did not move. Narrowing his pig-like eyes, Mik-tik banged harder on the cage in anger, calling for the man to wake up so he could eat. But it seemed that the man could not hear the Goblin's cries, and Mik-tik knew if he did not feed all of those in the dungeon, his master would obliterate him.

He spotted a rock, and picked it up. With a wicked smile, he tossed the stone into the cage, striking the man on the crown of his head. Still, he did not move or flinch at all. Mik-tik blinked. Even if he was asleep, he would have been awakened by that! Unless he was not asleep...

Grumbling, Mik-tik planted the cart of gruel next to the cage, and rummaging through the many keys at his belt, he found the keys to this cell door and opened it. The door swung audibly with a creaking screech, and Mik-tik wandered into the cage. "You! Are you dead?" The Goblin asked, approaching the still form of the man. Inch by inch, Mik-tik drew closer, until he poked the man's leg with his elongated fingers.

The Goblin seemed satisfied that he must be dead. He turned around to walk out of the cage, and that was when the man exploded into motion. Long, powerful legs whipping out and enwrapping around the now surprised and terrified Goblin. It took only a few seconds for the man's legs to snap the Goblin's neck, and Mik-tik found oblivion. It took considerably longer for the man to maneuver the Goblin's keys with his feet to reach his hands.

Once he was free, he greedily ate some of the gruel the Goblin had brought, and found there was only one corridor leading out of the dungeon. Along the walls, strange mushrooms glowed, providing an ethereal blue light to contrast with the spare torches along the wall, posted every now and then to provide a more familiar lighting. He grabbed one torch, and as he walked with the keys, the next room had another cell in it. The man drew closer, and inside this cage was what he thought was a Moon Elf...
@Skepic I think you're confusing me with buying into what I've been told to by others, but (without meaning to sound condescending) I try to be an historian and I don't trust history books unless I know the primary sources or are recommended them by people I trust. This isn't a mythological depiction of Lee, but the facts. And as I said earlier, the Confederacy was different than the 'Southern pride' neo-confederates of today. And I believe I already mentioned that condemning them for being 20 years behind the Union and blaming them for that is a fallacy.

The confederate statues being linked to slavery, is like if the English empire was taken over by France in the 18th century and the English today would be synonymous with malevolent invaders, simply because they weren't allowed to continue after their Imperial era to the modern day relatively benevolent country they are.

@Skepic I'm a southern guy too. Birmingham, Alabama for most of my life. Born in Georgia and lived in Florida for 5 years as well. I can't agree more than the Southern pride shit is kinda weird and while I enjoy some of the oldie music it's made, I can't agree with its platform. In fact me living in the south has led me to be annoyed with it somewhat in a lot of ways. Like the fact I can't date a woman with a southern accent because I've become so annoyed with hearing it throughout school lmao.

But I don't think neo-confederates or white supremacists are the same thing as the Confederacy of the 1860's. Would you be ok with keeping up ir tearing down the statue of a man who freed his slaves, thought african americans should get a good education, and would petition for the slaves to be freed in general once the war was over? That's mah boi Robert E. Lee, someone who I really respect, tbh. I dislike the South a lot nowadays, but there were good and bad men across the Confederacy and the Union, and I just really hate the demonization of the Confederacy. There's a reason why not many people were hung or punished, like you stated. It's because the Union didn't think they were bad people.
Also I will hasten to add that the other side of the Union that didn't like the exploitation of immigrants was because they were huge nationalists and wanted the Irish and Germans to gtfo their land and give them their jobs back.
I will say in all seriousness that history is never black and white (lol pun). If you think the Confederacy was synonymous with someone like the Nazi's, you've been fed history and not learned anything yourself. The Union had plenty of flaws and the Confederates had plenty of virtues, and the opposite is true as well.

Confederate monuments being taken down is ok, though somewhat sad in my book since it's a piece of history. But calling them bad people is about as ignorant as...well as ignorant as a racist is, ironically enough. Slavery would have been abolished in the south within 20 years as well due to industrialization, just like industrialization had killed the slave trade in the North. The Union didn't one day wake up from a two hundred year nap and go "SLAVERY IS WRONG!" They freed the slaves for economic reasons, and to conform with how the rest of europe was acting. They knew transatlantic trade wouldn't go well if Slaves were being used. That and, if they could exploit immigrants, why have slaves when essentially the same work was being done for almost no cost by making the Irish do a lot of the shit labor, and others?
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traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women.

I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY?

I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for fucking traps either.

It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore. Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything.

There are plenty of nice traps out there, and Im sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body.

If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.

Gay

"...I need to loosen you up, somehow." Neil said, kicking his feet off the table and shifting his weight so his body swung to land feet first on the ground. "Let's get to it, Lonney."

"Aye, mate!"

Neil hopped up onto the chair in the cockpit and undid the sublight engines before prepping the ship for Hyperspace. He made sure the Hyperdrive was powered up, and he was confident it was, he grinned. "Let's punch it." he said to Lonney, drawing the words out. Of course, getting into a tide was much more complicated than just that, and Neil needed to wait for the exact right moment to set the ship off. Even with the advanced hull of this ship, if he started the R.I.P. drive at the wrong time, they would end up slicing through asteroids or being ripped apart by the chaotic energies of space-time.

He decided to check the files of the ship as they waiting, poking and seeing if there was any kind of music they could be playing. Not that he thought he'd find any he knew of. There were at least 73 million kinds of music out there. Maybe there was a search system...

The beacon went off, and even if it hadn't, Neil could feel the ship catching the drift with the engines.

"Aaaand now." He pushed the lever forward, and the seemingly stationary ship suddenly elongated in the phenomenon known as 'warp-motion' and the Highlander was thrust into one of the tides of the immaterium in the span of a second. Stars suddenly warped before his eyes, and then the physical space outside of the cockpit was no longer visible. Instead, one could see deep, cascading blue and purple colors billowing and lapping at the ship, and an elongated tunnel before him piercing through the colors. He suddenly felt queasy and with a sense of vertigo, but it would pass shortly.

Now, as long as no Warp Krakens or Void Sharks appeared in this realm of R.I.P. space, they were safe from all harm except prolonged exposure to Hyperspace. That was fairly bad for one's health, mental and physical. He hoped Sayeeda didn't have any kind of sickness, either. Being stuck on one ship with the same air for long periods of time was bad when one was sick, even with the filtration systems of the life support. Luckily, the journey to two systems away only took a day, maybe less.
@Penny
@Peik Just for clarification on Sevine's part...
She hits her opponent (wounds him), and he wounds her.

You didn't specify what happens to Armiger 9? Can I kill him off, or maybe knock him out? Or just end the post with them locked in battle?


You have my permission to kick his ass.
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