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8 days ago
Current This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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20 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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21 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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22 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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23 days ago
I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Missing Lover



(Collab between Mort, Tabby, Stormy, and Poo)




In the centre of bustling Bruma, was a quaint inn that seemed to attract all manner of individuals. From the shady, to the roguish, to the more noble of the city, and finally to the humble traveller. There were of course, those individuals who seemed to blend into any crowd - the invisible men and women who had never stood out for a day in their life. It was for that reason that Cavori Jarian has been sat at the same outside table every day for almost a week without anyone really batting an eye.

His blond hair was dishevelled over his face, matting at the fringe. There was a smell of ale about him that suggested he’d consumed naught but alcohol for the entirety of his stay at the inn. He sniffled loudly, the sound of phlegm present in the back of his throat.

He drank it down with a mouthful of warm ale, a fly sat atop the honey hued liquid. In his other hand, a crumpled and tear stained note. He whimpered pathetically.

“Oh Rosetta, return to me, my love, my one, my betrothed... Release me from this deep melancholy, for I am to die without your smile…”

Strange fate it was that his prayers were answered. Not by his love approaching him, professing her undying affection. Nor was it a servant of Dibella, here to grant him his wish. No, it was a crimson, battle-fueled Argonian with an air of murder and bloodshed that sat down right next to him and looked at him square in the face.

“I am from the guild. I am here to aid you in your landstrider yearnings of lust and heartache.”

As if on cue to pick up from where the crimson Argonian had left off a second one, his scales of a grey colour reminiscent of coal, sat on the opposite side of Jarian. “As my friend said,” Tsleeixth began. “We are here to help you with your troubles. If you could, ah, give us some clues as to what has happened, that’d be most beneficial to our endeavour. Any information that you can give us would be of great help mister Jarian.”

A drink in her hand, Sinalare dropped into the seat across from the others, and propped her feet up on an empty chair. She took a swig from her flask, leaning on her elbow as she stared across the table at the weeping man, unnervingly, awaiting his answer.

From sitting alone, to having three at his table - and two argonians no less! This is different he mused to himself, running the back of his hand under his nose again as he composed himself enough to speak. Were people finally to notice that he was in pain?

“I…” he mumbled out, casting his teary gaze across his audience. “My betrothed, my beloved Rosetta… She disappeared from my life three days past. Leaving nothing but a note…” Cautiously, he glanced at them all again before pushing the note to the centre of their table, smoothing it out with his hands so it could be read.

J,

I can’t do this anymore, it’s too difficult. Please don’t follow me.

Rosita


“Everyone I ask and show this too, they just say I did something wrong, that maybe she found a new betrothed in another town but… She wouldn’t do this. She wouldn’t.” Jarian sighed, overcome with emotions again.

Tsleeixth looked at the note that was presented to him and his companions. It was a rather brief note, simply mentioning that this Rosita found it too difficult to remain with Jarian and pleading for him to not follow her. “If you will allow me to ask you a few questions sir…” The spellsword began, turning his gaze away from the note and towards the distraught Imperial. “For how long have you known your betrothed? Did she exhibit any sort of weird behaviour before her, ah, disappearance?”

He paused for a second, to give time to the man to process his questions. “Does she have any close friends or family here in Bruma?” He turned to look at the note once more, an eyebrow rising when he noticed a slight discrepancy. “Also, it was to my understanding that the name of the woman is Rosetta not Rosita. Was this a nickname of hers between the two of you? A childhood nickname?”

Dax examined the note that Tslee was holding, squinting his eyes. He had an introspective look, but to most others he would simply seem angered. Honestly, he wondered if this Landstrider was simply an admirer that didn’t get his way, but since they were fiance’s they must have held some kinship.

“Perhaps one of you cannot spell.” he said.

“You spotted that then?” Jarian asked, eyeing the two argonians closely now. “Nobody else did. Nobody took me serious…” his voice fell low, a lump formed in his throat again.

“Eight months,” Jarian finally said after a few moments, and a few sips of his ale to wet his mouth and lips. “We’ve known each other for eight months, have barely so much as spent a day apart. She wouldn’t do this, I know she wouldn’t.”

“What about the handwriting?” Sinalare butted in. She glanced at the crumpled note. “Do you have anything else she wrote?” She hoped that Jarian had not indeed done anything to cause his fiance to flee, as she might feel bad later for giving him information on her, if so.
But, he paid - it wasn’t her business. And maybe there was actually foul-play involved. “If you don’t think she left you of her own accord, do you have any suspicions? Anyone she had disagreements with?”

But Jarian balked at the notion. His reddened eyes again teared up, and his voice shook. “I- No, Rosetta, my beloved… why would anyone ever have cause to dislike her? There wasn’t… there must be another reason. My love, she would not offend someone in such a way, my dear Rosetta… Something else must have h-happened.” He trailed off, getting choked up, and used his ale to swallow down his feelings and compose himself as well as he could. He rubbed at his eyes quickly, sitting up a bit straighter; he needed to be taken seriously, for once during all this.

“Please. You must help me- help her. Oh, Rosetta…” Jarian picked back up the crumpled, soggy note, staring at it once more as though it would change into his fiance if he stared hard enough. Finally, he broke his stare and, eyes closed, offered the note up to the guild members. “If it will help, take this. Please.”

Dax took the note in his brutal hands, and slowly placed the parchment near his snout. He took a long whiff, and tilted his head. It smelled of honeyflower and lavender. Perhaps that could help in the location of this landstrider woman. “It shall help us, yessss…”

Sinalare’s feet thumped against the floor, too loudly, and Jarian jolted as she moved to stand up.

“Right... Anyway,” she said, adding with a shrug, “enjoy your drinking.”


Welcome!


Don't mind me I'm just playing
@Stormflyx Yes, we can post it now. I do believe it is Hank's go for that.
@Yuri_Empress Will need to close the thread. Please put your ideas/pairings in hiders, and please don't place kinks like
Excessive cum

and
Spit
Roast

in public
For those who have posted, pay no attention to the previous announcement. I see you!

@LemonsHmmm, very well. I would suggest we just assume she has contacted you, or you can do a small collab with Stormy, perhaps?

@Jarl Coolgruuf Nice, just post when you are able to please.
Very well then, who else needs to post? Hmmm?

I have to say I'm interested but I will admit that I am a complete novice when it comes to the lore my only dip being the Netflix series. If you all are willing to help me learn some I would like to join. I have an idea for a School of the Viper Witcher who has joined the school of the cat some how


I will get back to you on that, my friend. I need to know if everyone is here or not in the game.
Roland fell over the lone Dark Elf as he focused on Iseldis, cutting the warrior across the back in a vain attempt at finishing the fight early. The Dark Elf's armor held strong, though, and he turned to hack at Roland in a flurry of blows that had the squire backpedaling. The Elf had a way of moving that was sinuous and unnerving, even though Roland could tell it was enraged and sloppy after the death of its comrades.

It was at that point Iseldis was attacked by the Witch, and Roland felt like reality had slapped him across the face. They were so close to fleeing! This witch appears out of the darkness like a demon that continues to haunt them! A scimitar nicked his face suddenly, wet blotting his cheek as he kicked out on instinct. His heavy boot hit the Dark Elf in the chest and sent it back a few steps, and he needed to press the sudden room he had or he'd lose it again.

He stabbed forward quickly, causing the Dark Elf to backpedal once more, and his next thrust was turned aside by both blades of his foe in a perfect block. He continued to run forward though, using his muscled bulk to bowl his opponent over. He received a welt on his forehead for his trouble from a hit with a scimitar hilt, and the Dark Elf leaped over the next table to keep himself from being pinned down.

Roland thought quickly, and realized something he could do to use the Dark Elf's agility against him. He kicked out again, shoving the table the Dark Elf vaulted over toward him like a ramming bull. The Elf leapt nimbly above the sliding table, right into the path of Roland's swung sword. The Dark Elf almost impossibly had the reaction time to leap up once more, but then he found himself at the mercy of the air and gravity.

Roland's sword pierced the Dark Elf's belly as he descended, black blood spilling onto Roland's face. "Eruvar take you, filth." He breathed, and slid the corpse off his sword as he turned. His mind screamed that he should have focused on helping Iseldis, and seeing her crumpled form brought a rage in him much like his dead opponent had. Fortunately for Roland, the Witch didn't know he was coming. His sword took out three of her spidery legs for her own lack of focus.

The Dark Elf Witch cried out hoarsely, and she knocked him back with a spasm of another spider leg. "Oh, you seek to save your precious princess yes? The wandering, lonely little human who thinks himself a Knight?" She spat, enveloping him in a spell of shadow lightning that lifted him off the ground. "I will show you just how misplaced your affections and loyalty are, boy!" He luckily couldn't hear her. He was screaming too loud.
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