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Current As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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Oh right, if it's not obvious and because Sol spelled his naming inspiration out in his CS like a peon, Fiona's entire roster is named after jet aircraft.
Fiona is neutral towards spicy food. Likes it well enough, but it's not her favorite by any means.
Nakano Nagi


In the morning, Nagi had belatedly realized that one of her plans would have to wait: she'd completely forgotten that Masa was out of town for a kendo meet. Until the end of the weekend. Motherfucker. She hadn't even noticed until her LINE lit up with him sending pictures of food. The ramen looked real good, too. Bitch. And so the school day passed with her in a perpetually piss-poor mood. It didn't help that for some reason, Okamoto wasn't even being her usual incompetent self, and so she wasn't even able to get any decent footage with her hidden spy cam. Not that Nagi had much faith in that plan anymore, after everything the bird had told her last night. Why bother trying to go public with footage when the bitch literally had mind control?

When school ended for the day, Nagi had dragged Mune aside, foisted Goji onto him, and told each other they had about two hours to get explanations and shit sorted before cooking club ended and they could run off into the Metaverse. She'd given the matter some thought, and decided that it wasn't worth trying to go in the moment class ended. Too many people still around with clubs and shit. At six in the evening, though? Enough people would have filtered out by then that the chance of running into someone before they could do what they had to was way lower.

So once cooking club was done, Nagi met back up with Mune and the bird a few blocks away from the school, not wanting to have attracted suspicion by waiting right outside.

"Please, burglary's for pussies. I have standards." Nagi grunted as they made their way back. "Honestly, I don't give a fuck if she changes or not. I just want the one with the bees to not be able to kill me when I turn a wrong corner in this building."

They made their way back into the main building, heading upstairs. Nagi led Mune towards the same empty club room that she'd interrogated the hat douche in, given that it'd gone unused for years by this point.

"Okay, we should be fine in here. I'll get us started, Mune." Nagi fished her phone out, opening the Metaverse app as Goji had instructed her to and punching the keywords in.

"Look alive, bitches. Let's lock and load."
@AmbraQuick question, while I’m assuming Fakemon are off the table, would you agree to the possibility of a different form? I was thinking my character might have an Urshifu as his partner, but it has a different martial arts style which would enable it to have a Fire-Type evolution?


I'm gonna preempt Ambra on this, but due to Gamefreak refusing to be consistent on anything, Urshifu is officially classified as a legendary. So it's kinda off the table regardless.
surprise motherfuckers
Dragan Meszaros


Ah. It seemed he'd missed a spot leading up to the bridge. Dragan raised his rapier with a frown, instinctively leaping out of the way of the skeletal beast's head slam. Dragan could chalk that up to his post-torpor weakness, but that would be making excuses. No, he simply hadn't been paying enough attention, it seemed. Something to work on for later.

In the meantime, there was still the immediate matter to deal with. Dragan took up a fencing stance, calling back across the bridge as he did so.

"There is little need to concern yourselves overmuch!" He yelled in his companions' direction before lunging forward, juking one way and then the other before leaping up and plunging his rapier straight into one of the beast's eye sockets. He would have to determine if this thing was truly alive or not before committing more to the fight.
look for deez nuts lmao
I do be doing it
Alric Lann


Even for a veteran warrior, it had been a difficult battle. Alric reflected on the siege of Telos IV, likely not to be the only one, as he took a late lunch on the roof of the tenement that served as his temporary barracks. A box of takeout food rested next to his seated position on the roof, along with a cup of caf and his helmet.

The Mandalorian warrior sighed in relief as he finished his crucial maintenence on the last of his armament. There hadn't been enough time during the siege to attend to his weapons properly, and it was a testament to the inherent durability of his preferred blaster models that they hadn't jammed or worse in the battle. Hell, he'd even run out of specialty ammunition for his rifle, having gone dry on sniper quarrels and grenades sooner than he would have liked. That wasn't a problem anymore with this respite, but judging by scuttlebutt, supply lines were only shrinking.

And speaking of scuttlebutt, both the MMSes he'd received weren't promising. Alric frowned at the thought as he took a sip of his caf before digging into his lunch of rice, lentils, and mystery meat. The second message had definitely been over private channels, which meant that someone in command had headhunted him. Anyone with his dossier would know that he wasn't a slicer, so that meant whatever this was likely involved heavy combat. Good, if so. Of course, with their manpower situation, it was equally likely that they were selecting warm bodies in desperation to fill out a mission roster.

Whichever way it went meant little in the end, so long as he was still able to fight. Alric continued to eat his meal, looking over the city from his vantage point on the barracks roof.
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