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as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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Renar Hagen


The poleaxe bit deeply into wood, and Renar smiled beneath his helmet. More fragile than he'd thought. Good. The less time spent on this sideshow, the better. Arken's words carried over to where he was. A weak point, eh? Even better. All that remained was to find it, while not getting killed.

Renar backstepped along the wooden serpent's body as it rampaged, keeping a step ahead of the gnarled claws chasing him. Wide sweeps of his poleaxe eliminated his animate pursuers while the others did as much damage as they could. The instant he got a second to breathe, the Bastard of Brias stopped his retreat and braced his knees, vaulting over the wood chasing him with a forward leap, a flourish of his weapon even severing some more claws below him along the way. He landed well past where the claws had kept moving, and started to dash forward, now outright outrunning his pursuers.

A cry of exertion had Renar plunging the axe head of his polearm along the animated sentry's back, and he kept it in as he continued to charge, outright dragging the axe head along in splitting open the upper portion of its back as he ran along it. If the heart was shifting, he'd run it down enough for Fionn to eliminate it.
Yes, and?
I'll get something up by tomorrow night
>Tiktok

@Raineh Daze @Ithradine

Miina's statement had the Gardener chuckle, shaking his head.

"All the healers you could have picked in the continent's capital of white magic, and you pick her? Sounds like a waste of the poor woman's time, when she could be doing real work out there. And how about you, tin man? Anything to add to that-"

Arton's revelation had the rotund bastard flinch, recoiling in revulsion.

"Ye gods, man! Get some damned bandages on that, at least!" It took a second or two for him to calm down enough to continue further, awkwardly clearing his throat.

"Ahem. Well. That's more like it, at least. Some literal skin in the game. Thirty thousand, and I'll tell you exactly what you need if it gets you out of my humble abode before you turn into some shambling Blight horror."

A far more reasonable sum. Still not exactly money to be throwing away, but they could at least more than afford this one.
Iraleth Kyrios


Well, well. Wasn't this convenient? And here she'd thought it would be something of a task to get in contact with the Headmaster. Regardless, this was exactly what Iraleth wanted in the first place. And so she simply nodded to Raja, motioning for her to come along.

"She's still unconscious. And delirious. If you would follow me, Headmaster."

Iraleth led Raja back to where Ciara was, stopping just before opening the curtains that would reveal her. Facing away from Raja and towards the bed that the witch laid in, Iraleth bit her lip briefly before turning around.

"Headmaster. Before you enact any final judgement, a word, if you would?" Really, what was she doing? This was a foolish idea. But she owed it to everyone involved that Ciara was condemned on her own lack of merit, rather than association with the other one.

"What happened to the other Umbralist? The one that we fought before the Undermage stepped in? If nothing else, Ciara and that one weren't working together. She actively helped to save Davil from him. Numerous though her faults may be, she at least didn't seem to be affiliated with the greater threat."
Post'll be coming out tomorrow, got a bit delayed tonight
Yeah, it do be like that.

Also, Suomi getto. Iz just that ez.


Go rub it in Suras's face, he mentioned in another Discord he lost the 50/50 to Mosin (dupe).

Me and Rodey, I'm doing mine tonight

blame GFL2
CMDR SAGAN "VULTURE" KODOS


"Talk to me, Gunns. How's our TO&E look for this deployment?" They sat in the crew chief's office in the corner of the hangar, sipping sodas. It would have been booze and smokes, but it was still on-duty hours. That, and both of them knew one of them in here could be deploying at any time within the next seventy-two hours.

"Well, sir, it'd look a damn sight better last tour." Came the chief's response, to which Sagan sighed, removing his ever-present, non-regulation shades to pinch his brow.

"Was afraid of that. Can guess why too, between all the custom and limited production models."

"You said it, sir. Not me." Chief Gunns threw his hands up with a grin. "Let's see...obvious ones first: you're fine, we all know you're just gonna do that Vulture shit anyways. Laurent and von Brandt're good, they're piloting models close enough to production standard. We've got the specs recorded for the Sparrowhawk's tuning and the Secutor doesn't need anything fancier than more armor. Vess's Blackout is dicier: legs have to be custom spec. If she has to get shot, tell her to take it in the arms. Virtanen's Griffin's fine, we got enough spare parts. Now, as for the elephants in the room..."

"God damn nepo baby shit." Sagan finished for him, grumbling. "Dunno what's worse, Commie's new crotch rocket, which he's halfway to burning out already on training manuevers, or the new kid's fucking Venator. Which defense industry contact did his daddy blow to score that?"

"Can't deny it'll kick ass, Commander."

"If some Coalie doesn't core it. New meat hasn't seen a minute of real battle yet. He manages to total his ride and live, he's going in a Sentry-"

"General Quarters, General Quarters. All hands to battle stations. I repeat: General Quarters. General Quarters..."

"And here we go. Keep the hanger crew prepped, Chief. It'd take the baby Space Jesus Himself for us to make it outta this coming furball with all our mechs intact."

"Will do, Commander. Happy hunting out there."

___

> Confirming Pilot Assignment: CMDR SAGAN KODOS
> ...Pilot Confirmed
> Initializing systems...


Well. At least it looked like all that drilling he'd done for the squad to go from rack to cockpit in ninety seconds had paid off. Damn near everyone seemed to be on time.

> Reactor: Online_
> Life Support: Online_
> Shield Generator: Online_
> Weapon Systems: Online_


"Hah! Fuck you Hex!"

"DAMMIT!"

Sagan took a second to take a deep breath, close his eyes, and think of the pension. Space Christ on a crutch, would it kill them to at least use private channels? He opened his eyes again, proceeding with final checks and startup while cueing his comms.

> All Calibrations Complete
> All Systems Nominal
> Standby for Launch


All systems green. He radioed flight control first.

<< Tower, Vulture. Green to go, moving to launch. >>

Next, squad comms.

<< Alright, boys and girls: this is your commander speaking. Sit down and raise your hand if you want to go to the bathroom, because class is starting. We had the briefing yesterday, but guess what? You're still gonna have to listen to me yammer on before we launch. High Command, in their infinite wisdom, has decided to send special ops units straight into the goddamn grinder. Most of you are familiar with furballs. A couple of you ain't. Few words of advice: stick with the rest of the squad. We watch each other's backs and fight smart, we'll break through. Try to be a hero in this shitpile, you're gonna die. That's why the rest of us're trying to make sure you don't. >>

<< Now, those of you who ain't given green lights yet, sound off! I want us in vacuum while the Coalies're still shitting themselves from the alarm! >>

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