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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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@Poi
What's her Stand?
Alright, so I've come to a proper decision. Joseph's obscenely rich maternal grandparents are the Johannsens. I saw it on a street sign recently and thought that it might make a nice name, but then I had second thoughts when I realised that it also started with a 'Jo', and it might not mesh properly with the name Joseph. About a second later though, I realised that would make Joseph a Jojo, and therefore I didn't actually have a choice anymore!
@PrinceAlexus
Ey! Marry Chrustmas!
@Tranquility

Sure, go ahead. It'll be nice to see how everywhere looks. However, could you maybe just send me the links to the pictures instead of putting the actual pictures in the posts? For some reason my phone won't show any pictures on this site, and just leaves a blank space where it would be. And same, I tend to replay awakening and fates far more often than healthy, just to fill out all the ships and pick new classes for the avatar.

Also, just so I don't end up forgetting like an idiot, Merry Christmas!
@PrinceAlexus@aladdin_sane@Furiosa@SgtEasy@Robo27 probably more.

Joseph looked around the party, a small smile on his face. Everywhere he looked, people seemed to be smiling and enjoying himself. Hell, even Rens boyfriend seemed to be having some fun socialising with new, clearly not retardedly rich folks. Honestly, he'd been a little worried when he'd first heard the fat ones rather distinct voice echo through the crowd, but he hadn't really heard it again after that, so he assumed things were going pretty good.

Then again, he clearly hadn't been that ready for them, considering the nearly empty bottle of rum in his left hand.

Wow. That was... When had he even picked that up?

"Jesus tap dancing Christ, that's probably not good..."

And then he took a couple of steps, stumbled over, managed to do a perfect forwards roll and stumble back onto his feet. Of course, this left him a little disoriented, but thankfully it also let him see someone he knew, who was looking at him with clear disbelief.

"Oh, Ren!" He shouted, giving a wave as he carefully walked over to his new friend. "Hey man, thanks again for helping me not starve to death on your lawn before! I don't know if I actually thanked you at all that day, so yeah, thanks!"

However, it was at that point that he realised Ren was not actually alone. In fact, it looked like it was Snowgirls sister.

"Oh hey, you're Snowgirls sister!" He said happily, before frowning slightly. "Actually, I don't think she liked that nickname, did she... Instead I'm meant to call her Vi-... Vic-... Victo... Victory. Pretty sure that was it."

And then he looked between the two a few times, before the gears in his head finally began turning properly.

"Oh. Shit. You guys were... Sorry, I'm interrupting. Alcohol induced tunnel vision. I'll leave you two crazy kids alone now. Have fun! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!"

And then he stumbled away, not actually sure where he was going until he'd already arrived.

He was surprised to see that, as a matter of fact, he found himself standing beside the group that included Rens boyfriend, the suited man who was glaring at him before, a... nother guy, and a man fighting a shrub.

"Well, this is an interesting group..." He said, smiling. "Hi drunk, I'm guys. Also Joseph. I'm Joseph."

He looked to the blonde man, an alcohol induced, lopsided grin on his face.

"Hey, so you're friends with the fat Cuban guy who was trying to make jokes about me the other night, right? You know, I thought you'd suck after I listened to you guys at the jazz night, but right now, you actually kinda seem alright... Downright tolerable, even! You think it'd be possible for someone as rich as you to be friends with a lowly wanderer like me? Would it help if I told you that my grandparents were richer than some full countries?"

And then he turned to the guy who had glared at him and pushed him earlier.

"You too, guy-who-doesn't-like-me!" He shouted happily. "I know we didn't exactly get off on the right foot before, with you glaring at me and shoving me, and me doing absolutely nothing to provoke you, but I reckon we can still be friends!"

And finally, he turned to Kei.

"I'll be honest, I don't actually know who you are. You know what though? The rum says it doesn't matter! So whaddaya say? Do you wanna be my pal as well, pal?!"

He was beginning to giggle now, as he swayed from side to side in his feet.

"I'll... Uh... I'll just wait until that guy finishes up on that bush before asking him."
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These puns are beginning to take root in my mind, they're punishingly bad


... Shoot me.

get it?
@Tranquility
Nah, I just meant from awakening onwards, with the pair up system, you know? Everything else sounds good! It can be based on .Hack if you want. I don't remember a massive amount about it, but what I do remember looked pretty cool. I remember liking the environments an awful lot. But yeah, high fantasy all the way!
Oh, by the way, what did I miss since I last posted? I'm pretty sure I'm somewhat caught up, but I wanna be sure just in case.
So, question... If Nick was to summon a projectile weapon outside of the power nullification field and then fire the projectile into the field, would the projectile disappear? Or would it keep its form as a pre-summoned object?
@PrinceAlexus
Sorry, but I'm afraid we already have a much clearer candidate for yoda, with our raggedy, socially retarded, smartass, used-to-be-a-hermit wanderer...

Or would that make him Obi Wan Kenobi?
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