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We've gone from comparing different runs on Batman to talking about pegging and BDSM in twenty-four hours.



We have a faster turnaround rate than Donald Trump after watching Fox and Friends.
Every IC post will now have an obligatory sex scene.


I'm holding you to that.
Just as I expect Thor to hold Loki in their inevitable BDSM scene.
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Damnit man, I was plotting with that very concept, like, three hours ago. It's almost like you've been roman through my notebooks. I also would've been appreciative for an episode of Beware The Batman featuring The Condiment King.


There you go, talking about me and Roman in the same sentence again.
You are now shunned.
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You heard about that?

How [i]THE{i] Wraith wrote a sex scene?
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You dropped this.
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Technically I'm not a GM in this game, so I'm doing no such thing. I'm just writing Superman fan-fic that happens to take place in a universe that's amalgamated against the RP's rules.


It's not fanfic until you include the sex scene between Supes and Luthor, in which there is a special... utilization, shall we say, of Kryptonite to keep things manageable.

Ask @Lord Wraith for tips.

EDIT: I did not disregard.
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Will it happen before I join the Police Force, get stabbed and die?


Hold your breath and find out. If you dare.
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I just want to see that second post...


Yeah, well, I want to see the editors at Marvel stop fucking with Spider-Man's mythos and finally revert One More Day.
We can't always get what we want.

In this case, though, you will get what you want as a second post will come.
@Retired You think I won't.


I know you will, and that's why I'm saying it.

Also, I'd want to see @Master Bruce incorporate the Condiment King as a very serious and deadly serial killer in at least a two or three post mini-arc.
Ask and ye shall recieve.


I want a post where Iris gets knocked out by a slow-moving, recently come-to-life caveman museum exhibit.
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I mean, I ran a caption-based pro-wrestling fantasy RPG for about twelve years across a few different sites. Only ended because three of the critical players got married (not to each other) and couldn't commit anymore. That doesn't beat the 16 years the Pokemon RP ran, but if you count the rival fed that started up to compete with it and used most of the same players, adding the five years that it ran, I've got 17. So there.


But, now you're amalgamating the two games into one for no distinct purpose. And that's against this RPs rules. So, you lose.
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