Retired

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Four issues, seven days and five thousand words later, and Jaime's finally getting a scene change.

_{I'm good at progress.}

@Superboy

It's been less than five hours for my character throughout all the posts.
Though, to be fair, the next one will jump forward a bit.

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I would, but they won't quit reverting Raven back to high school so now there'd be a creepy age gap.....

@AndyC

Doesn't stop Republican politicians, don't let it stop you.
_{Obligatory note that this is sarcasm.}

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I was discussing the Teen Titans shitfest with a friend, and this is what they sent me.

When even the cosplayers do it better.

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Stop picking on my friends!

@Lord Wraith

Okay. So that means I can still pick on Mike. Got it.

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Always preferred knives, batons or any relatively sturdy stick I could pick up myself. Jabbing your penis around isn't really a way to get dudes to stop harrassing you.

@Nightrunner

See. NR took back his title from Sep.

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Pretty sure you can use any sort of phallic shaped instrument.

@Lord Wraith

I'll defer to your expertise.

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@Lord Wraith

I thought the way to stick it to a man was called a penis.

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I need a 'DAAAYUUMM' reaction option. Mahz please.

@Superboy

Mahz has abandoned you.

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I am roughly 85 posts behind.

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How many Biebers are running around for there to be upwards of one Bieber dick in the equation?

@ErsatzEmperor

When the little douche was only a couple years into his fame, Facebook banned a guy who shared his name because they thought he was trying to make a fake account. As if celebrity (real) names are unique and no one else could possibly exist with the same name.