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7 yrs ago
Is there a way to clear all your statuses from 3 years ago :| I don't want this stuff on here
10 yrs ago
RIP MY THROAT X_X
10 yrs ago
I just remembered that I once read a creepypasta about slenderman killing Hitler and it was actually pretty good. Grammar-wise and stuff I mean, but it was about still slenderman killing hitler :|
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10 yrs ago
I wanted to find out how to communicate to wild Buns that I am their ally but it's a bit late because there's only one around our house now ;_;
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10 yrs ago
"I'm pretty sure if a Panther could go golden after slitting the throat of an Antelope and watch it bleed to death, it would." - youtu.be/sD_92oGkDXI?t=54s

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In a nondescript dorm room...

A shiver went through his body even under two layers of blanket.

"Ugh, it's cold..." He said, "And it's only autumn too..."

Oh the cruel coldness, it was truly his bane. He had poor circulation and he was tall, a double threat! His hands and feet were constantly cold! Whenever the day ended he went straight to his dorm room and turned the heater on.

"Ugh, winter is going to be terrible." He said.

He drew his knees up to his chest and tried in vain to warm his hands. He sort of had to do homework now, but he reeeaally didn't want to.

"Wait a minute, I hate that guy! I don't have to do shit!" He yelled triumphantly. "Deep Ground it is!"

He threw himself back into his bed and started the load into Deep Ground Online. He wasn't going to pretend he didn't hate someone. That went against his principles and he really didn't like hypocrites. Light faded and he was in.


Welcome, Rocket Lancer



Light pierced his eyelids and he opened them to see a city that looked like it was made of black. Towers of twisted steel reached the skies, many buildings looked to be in a state of disrepair. Even from where he was he could see it would be difficult to tell where you were going from above. None of it was the same but it was all samey, the outskirts had become a refuge for outlaws but none of them tried to go deeper. Until now, that is.

The announcement was a surprise, obviously it was. Regardless, many outlaws seeking power in a group had wanted to join the legendary Ebony Strykers, unfortunately for some of them they had been on his Sweeper List.

"Well, let's see if we've got anything new today." He pulled up his messaging interface. No new messages.

He knew the sweepers were officially disbanded but by way of courier he'd been invited. A flying ability was rare in Deep Ground and it gave a unique advantage when it came to hunting Outlaws.

"If I've got nothing else to do, maybe I'll go ahead and see what the the Black King's up to." He said.

Truthfully, it wasn't just that he had nothing to do, but he had a feeling. The same feeling he had when he'd first seen Deep Ground, the same feeling as when he'd knew how much he could do. That same feeling was coming now, as he revved his lance. He shivered again but this time not from cold, but anticipation.

He took off into the sky, his destination was the Ebony Strykers.
Question, what season is it currently?


Lies come in many, many forms, from simple white lies to blown out conspiracies. But that is all that is really certain for a lie, the smallest lies can be the hardest to say, and the biggest lies can turn out to be quite easy. When lies are so variable, what exactly constitutes a good lie? Show us how a small lie can cover the greatest secrets, and show us how the grandest lie is conceived in the mind of a child. Show us a lie that makes us confused, a lie that will make us tense, a lie that makes us gasp, and the best lie will be the winner amongst them all.

  • People's Choice - The main prize goes to the winner of the popular vote, only this time, it'll be a little different. Instead of voting for the outright best entry, we want you to vote for whichever entry you consider to have the best lie regardless of overall quality. The 'best' lie may be hard to classify, but that's the challenge, isn't it?
  • Staff Picks - RPGC staff each select winners from the bonus categories


The theme this time is specific in some respects but is still rather broad and some may find it difficult to pin down a particular kind of piece they want to make. To that end, these bonus categories will act as a suggestion for you if you need it, and it may even pose a challenge for those advanced writers out there.

  • Illuminati Confirmed - It's a conspiracy!
  • When life gives you onions - Just as ogres have layers, good secrets have layers too. Some secrets also make you cry when you cut them up, so be careful with that.
  • Insidious Whispers - Many of the darkest secrets are merely whispered amongst a privileged few. Show us a lie truly steeped in darkness, but whatever happens to it is up to you.
  • All's well, ends well - Not all lies end badly, liars often have the happy ending after all.


  • Follow all general contest rules.
  • Send your entry to @rpgc entry with the title of your entry in the subject line by August 17th
  • Be sure to mention any bonus categories you're hoping to win -- we'll consider everyone for everything, but it can't hurt to remind us!
  • All entries will be posted (anonymously) on August 17th, after which everyone can read, discuss, and of course vote for their favorite.



Remember:
send entries to @rpgc entry by August 17th
I don't want to be a bother, but when is #4 being posted? I need some redemption from the last few contests. :(


Right now
Oh right, question.

@TheWindel/@Lucius Cypher, what's the difference between Herculean strength and Unstoppable?


I think unstoppable means you don't get affected by crowd control, well actually not crowd control but any damage that would otherwise disrupt you
Yeah, but kinda need clarification on that. Student Council notwithstanding, do we need anything else for those positions?


Nope, just beat the captain with the right to be captain as a wager. But if you're bad as a leader then you're bad as a leader and someone else might try to fight you.
I think that would've made a really good dating sim though if we went through with it
Yo, is everyone done with what they're doing right now? I want to move the day along soon.
Whoa, two 6 foot 14 year olds? :O

Has anyone ever even seen a 14 year old at 6 foot before?
@Teal Hi there! He looks good to me so you can go ahead and put him in the character tab.

@King Tai Honestly I'll probably be accepting people as long as this RP is up
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