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Current It's Good Friday everyone, or as the Romans on Golgotha say, "It's hammer time!"
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4 mos ago
I just love having a job where the general population treats me like a used napkin.
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4 mos ago
"Hey. You. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
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4 mos ago
As a holy paladin, I can't say for certain PrinceAlexus is going to be smighted, but don't be surprised if you find him with a mace in his face.
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Buddhist in the Bible Belt, huh? Well greetinga from this 1/4 Christian 3/4 Agnostic! And welcome to our happy little asylum, where you'll find only the nuttiest of nuts.
I would make a gay joke on here, but I'm afraid they'd get anal about it.
@sassy1085

TOHRU


New year, new blood. That was Tohru's very thought as she leaned against the wall in Tsukio's office beside her desk, arms crossed with a frigid scowl ipon her lips. "That they would be foolish enough to challenge us." She scoffed. "Hmph! These whelps, they wouldn't have lasted a day on the streets. Lao Shang and his boys would have ripped them to shreds. Although..." She turned to Tsukiko. "I did hear one of the new students is pretty tough, some girl named Natsumiko Akane. Heard she was kicked out of almost every school in Japan for beating up a student. We'll see just how long she lasts here."




AKANE & Misao


"A journalist club?" Akane tilted her head squinting at the sign. It was but a few moments after she and Misao had walked through the gates of Tatakai Academy, they were stopped at this tiny girl's table with a sign out front.

"You know!" Misao chimed slapping Akane's shoulder. The wolf girl put on a big, wide grin, her sharp ears perked up and her bushy tail swishing back and forth. "Like a newspaper club! Every school has one! We should join, Redhead! It'll be so much fun! C'mon! Please! Can we?!" She was practically bouncing up and down.

But if course, her rough and rowdy friend scoffed at the idea, snorting with a confident grin, "Hah! Like I'd join something that dumb! Besides, how am I gonna hurt someone with a newspaper? Give 'em a paper cut?! How lame!" Heartily she laughed.

Misao however was fuming already, her cheeks burning a hot shade of red. "Grrrrrr! REDHEAD!" She snapped throwing both arms in the air. Firmly her hands fell on her shapely hips as she leaned in about to tear into Akane. "Now you promised me you wouldn't start any more fights, and I'm not going to let you break that promise, dammit! Now quit being a meanie to her! We are joining this club!"

"But but but Wolfie!" Akane was quick to protest, but the she wolf was even quicker to lay into her again. "We are joining, no objections!"

"UGH! Fine..." Akane sighed gruffly, muttering to herself as she turned to face the pipsqueak behind the table with an apathetic glower upon her face. "Okay...where do we sign?"

I can't beat anyone up if I'm stuck writing newspapers all day! This sucks! What the hell is Wolfie thinking?!
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@chukklehed Well I haven't called an exorcist yet, so I suppose you're good.
@chukklehed Why do the ghosts of my past continue to haunt me forever so?


@sassy1085 I hope you realized the monster you have unleashed upon the school.
Hey guys, these jokes are funny, but let's make sure we don't make any 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong.
@Otaku95 Nope, sadly. You got a chick who would shove her fist down your throat and rip your heart out.
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