Savo

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

Blaike clutches his heart, almost as if he is exasperated. "Ugh, alas, you wound me, m'lady. As many scars I must carry, this will be a lasting one... I guess even the most beautiful of roses have their thorns."

Oh, yeah, side note, I'm hoping Rin jumps in with their charys; already have the perfect lines for their charys, especially the mage.

"Don't mind me, just stirring up the flames of our passion."

"Let us ignite the battlefield with our blaze of love! A fire that will reach to the skies above!"

"I'll keep your heart going strong, just as you keep mine going as well."

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

<Snipped quote by Savo>

"Fixed a minor error, that would get you killed in the Clan"

@Ryuzaki

"Beautiful and witty, my, my. I can see why an enchanting lass such as yourself was chosen by the Crystal."

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

You mean Blaike <=> Everything with boobs =/=> Ryteb?

@Ryteb Pymeroce

"Fixed that for ya bub."

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

I can already see the love triangle forming.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

Blaike would then proceed to light Ryteb's groin on fire, resulting in an ongoing fight of stupid proportions due both of them doing something to each others groin (and one of them getting smacked upside the head).

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

Then after he tries to steal the crystal, the follow-up that happens is that Blaike smacks the back of Ryteb's head... and trying to make himself more dashing and hit on all the girls there.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

"It forgot to mention that I'm the descendant of one of the Warriors of Light who saved most of the living population and bested the Mage-King! Of course, I'm aaaaalllsssoo not surprised that I was chosen for this task. After all, I am a hero of course."

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

And the Dark Knight being created by odds who has crippling self-esteem issues... I think.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

h-hates chocobos....? D:

@vietmyke

A mixture of fear and hate from what I got.

And our next Warrior of Light is hopefully the levelheaded one and not some random the crystal decided "Oh hey, no one will miss this d00d, lets control him!" I know we were the ones who chose to be chosen by the crystal, but with that thought process, since the heroes are "chosen," what sort of thought process would it have gone through to denote these guys as the op jerks who will save the day? I'm pretty sure half of the party will question "Why this guy/gal?"

Also... so we have the ninja kitty, a bard kitty in the making, a hume(n) blue mage with a mask, and more to come.

Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

I'm preparing for the most sarcastic fucking bard ever. She is all cute and nice when I'm stage / performing for audiences because prettt cat girl but she is such a little shit normally. Very sarcastic. Total cock block constantly. Hmmmmm im going to have fun with this between the treasure hunter who wants to get their hands on everything to the cliche hero (don't worry hes a well done cliche hero and I can't want to see him written ) who wants to bang the girls in the party all the way to the Moogles ans the monsters we have to face. So much sass. So much terrible magical doot doots

@PetiteAmbivert

Fixed that for ya :P

If only we knew the wannabe hero's true colors, as I have a bunch of interesting ways to take him with the Schrodinger's Cat set up for his fathers side.

Also, the current heroes of light - a kleptomaniac red mage, a wannabe casanova/hero red mage, a gold digging ninja, and a regal samurai prince who is afraid of Chocobo's. The crystal sure did pick some good candidates.