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<Snipped quote by gcold>

Are we going to have a Redguard rapper attack us in the future?


Beware of K'ristoffer Braun, his top "hits" are not enjoyable for everyone.

I've edited the IC explaining her boat being blown away after landing. Moral of the story: learn to use that anchor.
On the shores...



Orakh went wide-eyed at Leif's torches. He could not believe this man didn't bother to see his right arm frozen in rimes, while the other busied itself with the axe. His unarmored clothing was, well, cloth, therefore susceptible to fire. The wind also propagated the flames towards him, but it was thankfully hail-filled wind that doused rather than ignited. Still, this haphazard action did not impress the Orc. He had no time to correct Leif, only swatted the thing as far away as possible with his axe.

Dumhuvud, on the other hand, caught the torch and lit up an ice wraith just in time. Normal ice would have melted, but the creature merely shed a layer of frozen skin and coiled back to attack. This time, Dumhuvud had the upper hand, catching the wraith with an uppercut and shattered its weakened form into pieces. It should have been a quick victory, that was, until Orakh rolled out of his wraith's way and it flew towards the Cat-Kicker.

“Useless Orc!” Dumhuvud cursed and started to back away. Two to three steps later, he tripped against a pebble and fell on his back. The wraith was charging headlong his way, he propped up his weapon to intercept. The axehead all of a sudden felt tiny to rows of ice-fangs. Dumhuvud braced himself for an incomplete block, one that bound to have attack leaking through. That attack never came; the ice wraith was smashed apart from behind, with a thrown axe, an Orcish axe.

“Lots a people called me that.” Orakh followed up and retrieved his axe. It and the wraith landed right in front of Dumhuvud's feet, a second later and something sharp would have found something soft. “But considering you kinda saved my life, I'll spare ya the usual rebuttal.” Orakh snorted, half offering his hand to the downed man.

“Huh.” Dumhuvud wasn't impressed at all. He slapped the Orc's hand away and stood up shakily on his own. “Do your worse, don't think this makes us friends.” The Cat-Kicker scolded.

In the hastily established perimeter, torches combined with alert mercenaries managed to overcome the ice wraiths. The creatures that attacked were either destroyed or driven back beyond the hails, and from further down the shoreline returned the Dunmer priest, with a female Khajiit in tow.

“They're gone.” The Dunmer breathed a sign of relief. “Maybe Azura still watches over us after all.” He gently tugged the Khajiit, wearing a thin-looking robe and a poorly fitted fur blanket. “Is that your ship? Hurry, we need to get her warm.” His fire-colored eyes darted between everyone.

“Not so fast.” Dumhuvud blocked the way. “You're not going anywhere without any explanations. Start with yourself, the cat and how in Oblivion did you get stuck between ice wraiths?” The one-eyed Nord stood firm, axe between himself and the stranded folks.

“For once, I agree with the Ca-, with him.” Orakh added. He almost said Dumhuvud's last name, but considering their guest being a Khajiit, such detail best remain unmentioned for the time being. “Just what's piddling around here?”

“Fine, I suppose you deserve some explanations after everything.” The Dunmer relented. He glossed over his rescuer, particularly taking the time to look over Sadri and Rhasha. “My name is Kattun, an acolyte of the New Temple.” The elf blinked, noticing his Khajiit companion was shivering, hugged her closer. “I suppose to fill in for Aranea this month, at the Shrine of Azura up top. This here is R'ihanna, a traveling bard. She stopped here to visit the shrine. Unfortunately, her boat was blown away soon after making landfall.” Kattun nodded to the Khajiit.

“I swear they were snakes on those batten-sail ships.” The Khajiit woman exclaimed. “These ships were channeling magic into the sea. I could see, feel the storm building with them.”

“Sure you did.” Dumhuvud said sarcastically and pointed his axe at the Khajiit. “For all we know, you could have been the one causing all this and luring us to a trap.”

“How could you say that!?” The Dunmer launched forward, only to be held back by R'ihanna. “She barely escaped her abusive fiance, and Azura's guidance was the only light in her darkness. Do we look like villains?” He pointed to his scathed robe and frostbitten hands. “We were almost gone, frozen to death in that cave. Surely you know better than this lout” The priest looked to Sadri and Rhasha for help.

“Whoa there, let's start from the beginning.” Orakh put himself between an all too familiar good egg Dumhuvud and his potential victims. “How done y'all end up down here, instead of that shrine of yours?”

“I ran up the path there,” R'ihanna tipped her head to south-eastern direction, “and he helped me, but we thought the iron-boat was aid. We were wrong, and been trapped ever since.”

“She came on the day the disaster happened, I think it was the 6th? Probably a week ago. We've stayed up there for four, no, five days, then the metal-ship came.” The Dunmer clarified, talking as fast as he could in spite of biting winds. “They were so different from the red, wooden vessels that came during the disaster. We packed up, came down here thinking they were rescuers like you, then it shot ice shards at us.” He sighed and shook his head. “We ducked in that cave inland, but the path up was already blocked by ice wraiths. The fire was the only thing keeping us alive.”

“Kamals.” Dumhuvud gritted his teeth. “Did that ship leave? Have you seen it since.”

“The what?” Kattun and R'ihanna traded glances, both completely puzzled. “Well, it went away fairly quick. That way, to the east.”

“I'll be damned.” Orakh admitted. “Alright, I reckon these folks have gone through quite the whopping. Let's get them settled back on-board.” The Orc told everyone. Dumhuvud was surprising cooperative in getting out of the way.

“Check her up and do your cat things.” Dumhuvud said to Rhasha. “And you two, keep an eye out on the holy man; I don't trust either of them.” Grunting to Sadri and Leif, Dumhuvud began herding the group to the ship. “In the mean time, I'll be writing this shit up for Ashav.”
Great work, @Frizan. I hereby appoint you our official summarizer, it will your duty and honor to keep track of our events for future applicants.
Ok I will need to see where I should begin reading to know where I can enter.


I think @Frizan made a summary a while ago; let me try to find that for you. In the meantime, you can give your soul to ask the Friz nicely for an up-to-date version.

Edit: From the horse's mouth...

Well, this whole thing started out in The Reach. The company was contracted for the removal of Forsworn from a redoubt. Despite a few causalities it was a roaring success. The redoubt is where we picked up Vurwe(then commandeered by Chrononaut). The company found some Forsworn cubs at the Redoubt as well. One was a dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbag,like mebut we caught'em. Decided to send them all to a safer place where they weren't as likely to grow into misanthropic sociopaths.

After the mission at the redoubt was concluded, the company moved to Windhelm. A few members went their own separate ways during a stop at Rorikstead. Once the remaining mercenaries arrived at Windhelm, Ashav set up shop to try to get some fresh faces into the company, and he was fairly successful if I recall correctly. But everything changed when the Kamal attacked.

Then the Kamal attacked, laying siege to Windhelm. A defense force comprised of battle-ready citizens, city guard, the White River Braves, the Dawnguard vampire hunters, and our company held the docks for a while, but a barrage of giant ice spikes forced everyone to retreat into the city. The kamal continued to blast the walls with missiles for a while, until they got bored of that and started sending corpses over the walls instead.

Now, amidst the siege, the local Argonian population have decided it would be a good time to freak the fuck out and start a riot. That's where we are right now.


Now, Frizan will extend this to the latest post. Failure to do so will result in his permanent dismissal.
<Snipped quote by gcold>

Fuck no

You need me to post tonight or are you just checking in with your beloved ol Schafty?


Just stroking the Schaft.

Though a post would be cool too.
@Leidenschaft, having fun changing oil?
Code breaks a lot of the lines.

You can click view raw on top right corner of the post for the source code.

@POOHEAD189 You're good to go. I've polished the formatting a bit; feel free to copy paste this version into the characters tab.

Sagax's reaction might not have been exactly what Farid wanted, it was satisfying nevertheless. Farid mock-laughed at the Imperial's word. It was pretty obvious Sagax was not impressed, though the Imperial remained in-control on the exterior. “Delicate, heh?” Farid sneered. “I'm surprised that armor didn't flatten you, runner boy.” The Redguard said before Sagax went up. “And I pride in clean nails, something you can't understand. Have you ever taken a clean shower in that sewer of yours?” Farid scorned, the last line deriving from his own experience in subterranean locations and Sagax's slightly mangy appearance, not because he knew anything about Sagax's past.

Right behind Farid, Keegan had to suppress the urge to zap a certain scumbag with lightning. Like half (a lower estimate) of the people here, Keegan rated Farid just below Dumhuvud in terms of annoyance. For the most part, Keegan stayed out of Farid's ridicules. Perhaps it was because that, Keegan found some upsides to an otherwise irritating character. The Redguard was quick and resourceful, at around Sagax's age but trading in some agility for strength. As of now, Farid was in line to ascend, at the last second, he turned to face Keegan with a grin.

“What?” Keegan confused.

“We should set up a belay, push and pull our way up; make it easier for clumsies like you.” Farid said.

“How considerate of you.” Keegan responded drily. “Have you ever thought about rope length?” The Altmer spoke as a matter-of-fact.

“Now now, Keegan, don't sell me out so fast.” Farid boasted. “You know what we have on the dinghies? Rope. That's right, take some extra out and we can double this line.” Proudly patting his chest, Farid looked around for applause. When nothing came his way, he shot Keegan a dirty look and went to the corner where Ariane gazed into the ceiling.

“There's disturbed energy above us.” Ariane murmured. She was so deep in thought that the footsteps of Farid did not register.

“Hey, wake up.” Farid took Ariane by the shoulder and did a good shake. “I'm going to cut some rope from the boats, and since you suppose to be the boss, I thought I should run it by you first.”

“Heh? Alright.”

With that, Farid wasted no time putting his plan into action. First loosening the docking ropes from one of the boats, Farid took it back to the wall. There, he and a sailor tied a solid knot unto the existing line. The sailor who went up after Tsleeixth then hefted up a good length, undid Do'Karth's anchor and returned half of the length back down. The line now ran up through the sconce and down to another sailor acting as the belayer. The sailor up top spotted the makeshift pulley.

“This doesn't look very safe.” Keegan commented hesitantly. “I think I'll stay behind and keep watch.” He wasn't going to be useless down here, just that his skill sets worked better guarding boats and shivering Bretons than scaling walls.

“Scared?” Farid laughed, not at all deterred by potential problems. “Suit yourself.”

The Redguard quickly strapped on the crampons to his boots, and with the axe in hand, set to test out his improvised system personally. His climb was considerably easier than all others before. Being reasonably skilled with vertical movements himself, the pull of another strong person took a lot of pressure off Farid's arms. He was quicker than everyone (maybe the same as Sagax) and misses were few thanks to the belayer catching his weight.

Confident from his way up and not so much at the group stomped by a door, Farid told the next sailor up to bring lit torches. Dangerous, yes, but if anything could get through frozen doors, it would be fire. The torches came up without accident, and ice around the door started to melt when Ariane ascended with the help of her own feather spell.

“It's opening.” The torch-bearing sailor noted when clicking accompanied ice melting away. He told Roze to stop lockpicking, braced himself and booted the door open with several kicks.

At this point, Ariane was feathering a sailor after doing the same with Sevine. The sailor was almost up when the door opened, and when he finally clambered over the edge, a blur of color darted out of the doorway. The thing, a magic anomaly, whizzed past everyone and bumped full speed into the latest climber. Because this man was just recovering from his ascension, the speed of the hit sent him off-balance, over the edge and crashing neck-first down the opening. There was no time for scream, only the sick crunch of bones as he landed upside down beside the belayer, legs bent parallel to torso.

“Holy-” The belayer gasped. “What's going on up there!?” He shouted in panic as his former mate, now probably a corpse, unfurled lifelessly.

“Magic anomaly!” Ariane shouted back down. A wave of her hand and a burst of light from her palm was enough to disintegrate what had killed a man. But her effort did not end all problems. The people gathered ahead could now see into the next room, a large stone chamber, was swarming with at least eight magic anomalies. Like guard dogs noticing intruders, the anomalies whirled to life and went after their targets.

“I guess we stab them?” Farid said. He stopped the first anomaly with his sword and dug his off-hand dagger into the creature. His stab landed in what felt like a viscous pool of goo, though it only last momentarily before the anomaly fell apart at his feet. “That would do.” He announced to the group. “Sagax, do try to keep up.”

Eventually the anomalies were put down. They were fragile things, mindless and not lethal, but also stings that caused strange-colored bruises to form. Like his battle with the Forsworns and the Kamals, Farid was able to skirt around two anomalies without being stung a single time. He took lead through the chamber, up a set of staircases into another chamber, repeating the same thing twice more, until a ladder and a trapdoor appeared ahead.

“Lots of signatures on top,” Ariane spoke up from the rear. A faint blue glow lit around her hand and eyes; a life detection spell. “I think they are people, not anomalies. We're at the college proper.”

Farid nodded and scrambled up the ladder carefully. The ladder was solid and extended at least two stories. It was made of slim but tough wood, compact and light enough to be carried by the group for descending the ice wall. Over the ladder was a handle, which Farid twisted to unlock from his side. He then pushed the reinforced trapdoor with a grunt, swinging upwards to reveal howling winds.

“Crap.” Farid muttered. In the time it took them to negotiate the College Midden, the weather outside managed to brew up a full blizzard. Tiny balls of ice mixed with unfrozen vapors blew wildly from east to west. Visibility was poor, but Farid could see a shape amid crumbled structures, taking shelter under the few intact roofs. The Redguard held his hand down the ladder, mouthing “wait” to his comrades.

Having hoisted himself up into the courtyard, Farid took sight of the rubble. Though never been here himself, he was pretty sure the college suppose to be in better shapes. No one in sight beside the distant figure. For all Farid knew, that person could have been responsible for the disaster. Sneaking carefully through pieces of debris, Farid came into sight the individual, a Breton vastly different from the drowning idiot, moments later.

“You there!” Farid shouted to the Breton man. He kept a set of columns between them, and his hands on the hilts of his blades, in case a fight was to break out. “Are there anyone else alive?”
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