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8 yrs ago
The most common color for highlighters is yellow because it doesn’t leave a shadow on the page when photocopied
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40000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
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11 yrs ago
A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.
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No one knows who invented the fire hydrant because its patent was burned in a fire
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Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift away from each other
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You can start right now. Ancestry is all there is to the prompt.
Two announcements:

  • The next writing prompt will be based on the theme of ancestry
  • @Peik will be our first rotational GM
We should mention this to GC


@Dervish, solid revisions; they hit the right marks.

As we have discussed in private, you only need to add in a weakness for Khazki before dropping her into the roster.
@Dervish, thank you for coming to our show. Please be compliant to the following guidelines before entering our premise.

Quick note:

When joining the merc company as a full member, you have the choice of purchasing hazard insurance. For 5-10% of your salary, your payments, savings and inventory will be automatically transferred to a designated party in the case of fatality. 5% is the basic plan with only a limited amount transferred within close proximity of the company, while 10% allows all your funds and inventory to be shipped across Tamriel. Both plans include a will.

This is optional; you're free to save yourself 10%. Limited contractors (currently Marcel and Raelyn) will not get this offer.

The insurance has existed since our earliest contract at the Reach, and it can be canceled on each payment. You guys need to tell us whether your character is buying the insurance or not.

Ps. Most new characters will start as limited contractors (receiving ~80% compensation). They can only become a full member of the company after a probationary mission or on the recommendation of veterans.

@Dervish

Criticism 2: 2fast2critical coming to theaters near you!

Pre-order tickets today!
<Snipped quote by Robeatics>

My face thirty minutes after eating dairy.


That is expected, as dairy does make one's face tired.

@Frizan, where's your summary?
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