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Current My source is I made it the fuck up.
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An absolute clown with a fascination for faceless men who punch criminals.

Guaranteed to flake out of RPs 100% of the time.

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Level 2 - (15/20) + 1 = (16/20)
Difficulty Level 1
Location: Paved Wilderness
Word Count: 241
Interactions: @Lugubrious



Gene listened on as the fellow white haired guy prattled on about how dangerous and spooky the Qliphoth place was. Demons and zombies, huh? He'd beaten the hell out of a metric fuck ton of demons on his journey, not to mention he capped it off by killing their king. This guy didn't know who he was talking to about demons and danger.

With a cocky grin, Gene cracked his knuckles and rolled his head around to pop his neck. "Leave it to the professionals, huh? Well, I'll have you know that in my world, I'm sort of an expert of punching, kicking, and generally beating the hell out of demons. I even beat the Demon King Angra!" A pause, followed by his cocky grin turning to a more sheepish one. "... Though that was with a huge power boost I don't have anymore."

He shook his head. What was he saying? He had the moves to beat up demons! And zombies? Pffft, they weren't any problem! "Besides, our group is chock full of experts at kicking ass! They should call us Team Kickass we're so good at it! You guys could tag along and we can head straight for that Qliphoth and beat up some demons!" Talking wasn't his strong suit, but he hoped what he said could maybe, just maybe, convince at least the white haired punk to come along. Gene felt that they were kindred spirits of some sort.
>tfw I wake up to Gowi, Maxx, Dblade, and Star Lord leaving the game

I wanted to use a new username for once when I joined the site, typed the first thing I thought of. Boom, Simple Unicycle was born.
I hate you.


<3
Hey gay lords. It's ya boi Uni, back at it again with that faceless guy.

In case this isn't obvious yes I'm dropping Blade as I said in the Discord.



Level 2 - (2/20 EXP) + 12 (Encounter) + 1 (Post) = (15/20)
Difficulty Level 1
Location: Paved Wilderness
Word Count: 378
Interactions: @Lugubrious



Gene stayed quiet after the fight with Sweet Bot was finished. Even as Donnie called him, Michael, and Franklin over, the usually extremely talkative fighter was uncharacteristically tight-lipped. And when Daxter's antics caused the vehicle to explode, Gene, instead of giving some annoying quip, instead shook his head and sighed. "Well, so much for that. At least I wasn't planning on taking it."

Gene's curtness surprised even him, and as the group made their way forward (Gene continuing on foot as he did to catch up before), he wondered what had gotten into him. Maybe he was finally realizing the scale of this threat, and how it threatened all life in the multiverse if they failed, and he could quite possibly die horribly on this journey?

... Nah. He was probably just coming down with something.

The only question was what? He couldn't exactly put to words how he felt, but he supposed the simplest way to put it was that he felt... Fate guiding him somewhere. Was there someone he was supposed to meet? Well, whatever it was, he was going to find out. The feeling within him gradually began to subside the closer they got to a truck stop looking place. He wasn't sure if that meant he was closer or further to whatever had a hold on him.

As the group all stopped and got out of their vehicles to look around, Gene's eye was drawn to the argument going on between the four guys and some white-haired guy. He felt that feeling again as he stared dumbly at the white-haired punk, like they were linked somehow. Maybe this is what was calling him? Whatever it was, it seemed like the argument was about to escalate into violence, and as much as Gene liked violence, he didn't need the punk to get hurt.

"Hey, no need to get so heated guys! We're kinda in a huge end of the world situation right now, we don't need to be ganging up on each other!" Gene said as he strode towards the group, sticking his arms up in what he hoped was a placating manner. "Besides, whatever that Qliphoth is, we can all take it down! My group over there's got a bunch of certified badasses among them!"
January 2nd, 9:05 AM
Outlaws Supernatural Consultative Services, Hub City

Interactions: @Tim @Blazion

Just a few miles into the Scar, eh? At least they wouldn't have to go too deep in. They'd just need to find her house, get the shit from there, and run like hell back to Hub City. Should be easy enough, and they had enough firepower to put down any monsters or abominations they ran into along the way. A simple in and out retrieval job and they'd be rich!

David didn't exactly seem to understand that his and Leo's usual tactic wasn't working. He may not have been completely stupid, but he was still quite a bit of an idiot, especially when it came to social cues. So, instead of trying to switch to Plan B and act like a normal person, he carried on with the routine as he made his reply.

With a grin, he gave a chuckle. "Well, that doesn't sound too bad! My partner and I are the best in the business after all, we'll be in and out faster than you can say 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!' Just give us the address and we'll set right off." He knew that Leo wouldn't be able to turn an offer like this down. A part of him might have thought that it was too easy, just get a few things from a house and get paid, but he didn't care. Hell, they could probably retire with the sort of money this chick was promising!
Oh God oh fuck Unknown posted an OOC message in the IC
Option #2 seems to be the consensus... But I refuse.

I vote Option #1 to be a rebel.

Then again I'm barely in the game so I doubt my vote counts for shit.
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