Techspert

Myriad Reality

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*Energy shielding deflects the bullets while he tosses a sticky bomb directly into your lap, and the other one parries the sword with her metal arm guard and fires into his chest four times in rapid succession*

@Armed Forces

*Swallows the bomb, and punches through the energy shield, while the swordsman deflects the bullets with the metal*

Myriad Reality

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*The flame passes over them harmlessly as they take high-caliber assault rifles and fire at you*

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*One leaps into the air to jump on you and the other slides underneath the fire toward the swordsman, firing at him*

@Armed Forces

*Fires at them in the air, while the swordsman dodges, stabbing the gunman*

Myriad Reality

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None are realavent

@Blizz

Then go ahead, I suppose.

Myriad Reality

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Heheh, it so is.
(Wait, is that an insult?)

@Mammalia

Half heavy annoyance.

Not that I can think of

@Blizz

Settings>Reset>Reset all content and settings >Yes

It sounds like you have a bad jailbreak on your hands. I'd recommend backing the pictures up first.

Myriad Reality

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*Another merc leaps onto your car to join the first, firing his handgun at Aero while in the air. The gunner focuses on the driver side door and fires at Leone*

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*Machine gun fire from the air busts the crystals up enough for the car to drive over it safely. On it are two mercs with jetpacks, and the cockpit just has one man inside as the pilot. The mercs leap from the air and fly at a steady pace behind your car*

@Armed Forces

*It continues to crack the windows and dent the doors*

Leone: I just got this thing repainted!
-*Points my arms at both of you, which fire extremely rapidly*

Myriad Reality

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*The car veers slightly but stays on course. It pulls slightly ahead of you, and the gunner starts to fire at your windshield. The female merc in the passenger seat leaps onto the roof of your car*

@Armed Forces

*The windshield cracks, but doesn't break*
Leone: *Flips a few switches and Aero's seat as well as the swordsman's rise to the top*
Wouldn't be the first time someone's tried!
-*My arms turn into machine guns that fire at the other car while he walks toward the merc*

Myriad Reality

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Thanks.

@DarkwolfX37

Anytime.

Myriad Reality

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*A car suddenly speeds into view ahead of you, and perfectly times a power slide to turn around and take off, matching your speed and staying next to you. The guy on the turret aims at the car*

@Armed Forces

Leone: *Grins*
Looks like it's time to start the party. Anyone up for a gore fest theme?
*Turns the wheel, which turns the car directly toward the other*
Hang on!

Myriad Reality

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Okay.

@Zeal

Leone: You need to talk more. But whatever.
?: ...
*The car goes from zero to two hundred in fifteen seconds*

Myriad Reality

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*follows and gets in*

@Zeal

Leone: Alright! I'm not drunk, so this should be less eventful than usual.