Techspert

Myriad Reality

*Another volley thrice the size of the last materializes in space and launches toward the IA*

Myriad Reality

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§ol: *Wakes up from my snooze in a comfy chair, opening only one eye.* Well that isn't exactly a friendly greating. I was hoping it would be another month before someone noticed me. How long until they reach us?
Servant: *Appears* About an hour or two sire. Would you like us to disable their distructive potential and bring them in for dismantlment?
§ol: It would appease me, yes. If you can get it done posthaste I'll grant those involved some time off.
Servant: I'll inform the others then sire, thank you for this opportunity. *Dissappears.*

*Several creatures appear on top of the reality warping missiles, weilding silver "flames" of isolation to rapidly cut appart and dismantle them. Other, more humaniod creatures, appear near the other missiles and take hold of them, effectively stopping them in place.*

@Stabby

*When they enter the range of the missiles, they detonate*

Myriad Reality

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@Techspert

*Performs that exact analysis with wide reach and extreme rapidity*

@Disdain

*The missiles have no traceable origin beyond a point in space*

Myriad Reality

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Allow me.
*The very energy propelling the projectiles becomes distorted and sends them spontaneously of course, and eventually prematurely explode from an unknown influence*
Curtis here. It’s time to mobilize on my position. Our first enemy is making their move.

@Armed Forces

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*Arrives immediately* Who do I murder? *Looks around for the missiles*

@Disdain

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*closes my eyes, seaching the nearest 8 territories for enemies via telekinesis and energy readings*

Working on it.

@System

@souleaterfan320

*No readings return and no further artillery arrives*

Myriad Reality

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What the fuck!

*calls ma'at*

@Balance

@souleaterfan320

*They quickly barrel toward their target*

Myriad Reality

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Hekrom: shit...

*uses my telekinessis to redirect them to their sender*

@souleaterfan320

*The second you release it, the reality missiles repair the course of the barrage*

Myriad Reality

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*in one of them, Hekrom resides*
Hekrom:
Hmmm... this wont work.

*a portal opens in front of the missiles*

@souleaterfan320

*The reality-distorting missiles tear the portal to shreds*

Myriad Reality

*Eight hundred volleys of reality-distorting missiles and six trillion megatons of explosives launch toward eight different dimensions, including one of the capital cities of the IA*

Myriad Reality

*Four duplicates of myself appears in the sky above each planet in every dimension of territories Axis, Jembis, and Vensol*
Please, withhold your alarm. I am Corporal Draven, and I have come to deliver a message: you are currently in the midst of an interdimensional war, and bloodshed will visit you soon if you do not prepare. I am designated as an overseer to ensure that you have the ability to emerge victorious. As of today, each one of you is immortal. Portals have opened on designated locations of your planet that lead to other suitable planets for rapid colonization, along with the means to terraform them to your liking. You will not starve and you will not die. The only condition is that in the event war does visit you, you take up arms and protect yourselves. If such a calamity arises, you will be provided with weaponry and technology far beyond what your currently possess. Simply be prepared, and I ask for nothing in return. Best of luck to you all.
*My image disappears*

Myriad Reality

*Chuckles*
Five minutes to midnight. Claim Territory: Upsilon.