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To solidify your certainty,* have a look into the Timeline. Call now and do not delay!
*Certainty may be liquefied and subsequently undergo rapid evaporation.
TUNA.
WITH.
BACON.
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STATUS: @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins. 3 yrs ago
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@SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
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Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.
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TUNA.
WITH.
BACON.
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To move faster than it* and get your tuna**, call now.
*Moving faster than the future not guaranteed. Terms and Conditions apply. Minisecondly rates apply.
**Getting tuna not guaranteed
Nothing will stop Belvast from getting that tuna
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AHA! I have found Belvast's weakness: a ceiling fan with some tuna on it >D
Time for your to consider a merger methinks
...What's to stop him from making a portal, and sticking his hand through it to just sorta slap the tuna off the fan and into his other hand?
@The Irish Tree
I'll take that offer, only because of that pun
First off, now I SAY first off, ya gotta make sure you diversify your portfolios.
Buy low, sell high, buy tuna, buy it now. Then gimme some. Then we're even.
Pffft. You can't truly trust any of these charlatans. Zephyrion is a Supreme Being! He'll tell you about it himself!
Only he is a worthy teacher.
True...but who doesn't love cats?
Contact Belvast the Cat-Eared fucker bastard Financial consultant today to plan for your future! Build your Tomorrow starting right Meow!
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I can see it already: The Divine WWE. Kyre plays referee, Vestec and Astarte are the audience, and Vakarlon takes bets on matches
OHHHH BELVAST SNEAKING UP ON THE COMPETITION!
OH WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!
Ah, in true Egyptian fashion Vakarlon should just make sweet love to his own shadow and thus create an entire pantheon of gods.
All that talk of politics, and not one mention of the best presidential candidate.
Vermin Supreme.
Vermin Supreme.
@The Irish Tree Belvast feels like the charismatic, casual player character in a huge and absurd video game with our gods as NPCs, and I love him.
I'm just really glad his backstory isn't planned to be furry fanfiction.
Rejoice, for I just wanted to make a cute cat god. Not a fetish insert.
@HaelFor reasons I genuinely cannot fathom, he does not want two bros broing it up. Perhaps it's because he'll be playing a...pussy.
Perhaps it's because he'll be playing a...pussy.
...pussy.
Someone please, get me the aloe vera.
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