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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Maisy broke into a slight cold sweat at Transformer's...very, very slightly MORE angry glare than normal. She was really sorry, and made a not to NEVER let that happen again. Listening attentively out of fear of getting her spine, arms, and legs broken in three different ways and shoved in three different directions, Maisy was really glad she attended the first class, like a normal student. Otherwise he might have just had her...she didn't know. Do like a million push-ups? She wouldn't doubt it...or draw cards in a dramatic way for like, an hour. Screw that noise, even Maisy wasn't patient enough for that. Or strong. Her upper arms were pretty much limp noodles when it came to doing stuff like that for more than she was ever used to.

Anyways, tag duels. Those were cool, and a ton of fun. Looking around for a moment before she was just about to get up, Maisy was surprised that her partner had found her quickly...aaaaaaaaand looked like he was dead on the inside. And explained about how he and her already had no synergy. Welp. This would be fun. Once he started asking about Maisy's deck, she pulled it from her disk and said: "I use Fabled Monsters and Synchros...so my stuff is all about discarding my hand to activate their effects. I probably won't take up too much field space, and I might even be able to help your monsters with my spells and traps." she said, actually sounding friendly, figuring that Mr. Sourpus meant business, but heck, she could still be friendly to him. Maybe he was just...uh...what was that thing they said in movies? "He just has a sensitive side"? Yeah, that was what Maisy was hoping for, though it probably wasn't likely.

And, their opponent soon came over. Fate seemed to be conspiring to have Maisy sit for as long as possible as she looked at the blue-haired girl, then at her friend. She had definitely seen the two around, though she was pretty sure she'd heard their names before...like...Eclair and Iguana. ...Who would name their kids that!? Paying slightly more attention to Andre, Maisy nods and says: "I can let you look through my deck if you want." to him, figuring that he might as well know what her deck had in it.
Card Shop, One Week Prior/Now/Then/Maybe/Time flows strangely in this land...


Maisy gave a slight nod. She doubted that she'd be picking up any cards from an archetype like that, but she'd sure keep an eye out for anything if she stumbled upon one in a pack. Once Vincent and Hayate were gone, Maisy yawned and rose from her seat to return to her dorm room, figuring that everything would be back to normal tomorrow anyways. Her routine finished with her teeth sparkly and plaque-free and her breath reeking of Listerine, and with her being clad in a set of mauve flannels as she curled up in her bed. "Night Jack... she said before burying herself beneath her blanket and heading off to dreamland.

One Week Later...


Maisy awoke like she now-normally did when Melchior's alarm screamed at her to get up...she got up and acted like the British were coming, getting the heck up and getting dressed and ready as fast as she possibly could manage. On some days she even showed up with some buttons on her uniform buttoned one notch too high, though she'd usually straighten it out after breakfast. It didn't really bug her beyond the fact that it was uneven, but she imagined it'd bug other's so she'd just fix it and say nothing.

Her weekdays prior to that particular day mostly consisted of scoping out other people's duels, since she wanted to learn more of the basics herself before she rushed into more duels...a 1-3 Losing Streak was bad enough, but she also had the feeling that if she kept it up she might be pushed into Earth Dorm. As much as she thought that wouldn't be the case this early on, she still didn't want to chance it unless the chance was too good to pass up. Besides, she almost had enough cards to start bulk-buying packs of her own to start beefing up her Fabled deck, so it'd be for the best if she didn't challenge people Willy-Nilly.

Of course today she was pretty sure that she'd be turned into a human pretzel and have to join a dueling circus as "The Amazingly Mediocre Pretzel Girl" once she realized that in having watched someone's duel to the end...she was late. Like, not super late, only a few minutes, but she'd definitely heard plenty of whispering from the student body about how terrifying Transformer was if you broke the rules. And she knew...she could have sworn remembering seeing a recording of his duels with someone who might have cheated...They quit dueling forever and had a limp for the rest of their life. Breaking into a cold sweat, Maisy would rush to the relevant floor and rushed into the room, panting and clutching her chest. "S-S-Sorry I'm late Sir!" she said, before making her way to a desk, shivering in her seat a little. He was so cool...but so freaking scary!
"Every card, except "Frog the Jam" to 3 because it's stupid OP"
Kill me now.

All this talk of creation and absolute suffering for centuries at a time.
And I'm just sitting here, trying to think of what my dumb little cat Demigod will go poke with a stick on his journies.
I'm waiting on @Tojin before I can respond with Maisy to the call of Transformer.
I'm gonna wait for the next turn, I think. Not really sure what I should have Belvast really be doing yet.

As if this ludicrous display needed to be given any further attention, I did take a screencap. Great troll, dudes.


Good shit man. Now we have prove of the vapenation hitting Divinus for a moment.

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I'm feeling very oppressed and prejudiced at the moment. I'm going to march for civil rights!


No. I'm done. I'm fucking done.

I am going to spend the rest of my days crying over my keyboard as I try to claw at my self-esteem by making ironic memes. There is nothing left for me in writing. Not when I have seen the point that I know I can never reach.

Good luck, you magnificent bastards. I'll see you on the other side.

If you see a picture of Slenderman superimposed with the face of Shrek drawn in the Pepe the frog style...think of me.


C'mon man, it can't be that ba-

Save a spot on the meme train for me.
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I see no difference



Y-You're a difference.
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Fine, you win.

This time.



Good thing I INVENTED BOLLYWOOD! AND trash ANIME!
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