The Irish Tree

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Needs more Audie Murphy as a Rider with EX luck.

The Duel Tower: The first year students. (A Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Academy Roleplay.) [Axed]

@Ammokkx

Is the Stig's son gonna be in the racing competition? Because if there's eurobeat going on, he'll have an unfair advantage.

Heroes of Beacon - the Next Chapter

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Okay, but...

@Guess Who

Always glad to have air bags

Heroes of Beacon - the Next Chapter

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Ah, good. A bit slow and quiet, but we're quickly turning that around.

Nothing gets past these eyes.

@harinezumikouken

Good. Guess you'll see this then.

G̛̯͕̰͎̤̣̜̹͢͠a̶̖̯̹̩͍̲̱̰̺͍͎͚͠z̨̤̲̭̗̦̪̭̀ȩ̛̕͜͏̖̼̭̠̟̬̪̥̯̲̻͔͎̘̮ ̢̡̫͎̮̳̯i̶҉̗̳͙͖͇̟̯͕̯̖̠̩̙ͅṉ̶̹̠̬̼̗̙̠͚̪̙̫̥̬̰̕͢t̢҉̴̵̮̰͙̬̖͠o̸̶̴͞҉̻̫͍͉̹͉͎̖͚͙̝̥͙̝͓̳ ̸̗̠͕̥̥̫̞͕̕t̢̪̠͉̘͈͓̖̳͈͚̝̤̘̥̘̘̘̳̱h̡̯͉͔̟͉͍͎̭̕͘͝e̛̹̼̩̩͕̠͖̠̗̖ ̶̸͚̭̳͓͍͖̠̟͇̲̯̯̲̠̝͕̯̭̕s̢̨̤͙̮͇͚̭̩̯͈̜͕͖̦͕͢a̵̛͇͈̺͇̮̰̮̲̠̘̳̞̘͘ͅu̷̡͚̫̪̩̰̩̩̘̘̘̝͜͟͞ș̸͖̺͍̤̤͖̩̘́͝͞á̢͍̮̩̰͖̪̖͠ͅģ̙͎̜̖͍͚̦̻̣̟̜̝̠͙̬̼͠e̴͙̗͞ͅ

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Oh you know. Shitposting, perverts, and nerd stuff. The usual.

@Guess Who

Gimme your lunch money nerd.

Heroes of Beacon - the Next Chapter

S'up, Tree? How you been?

@harinezumikouken

Pretty good. Looked at this for a quarter of a second and got caught. How've things been going in here?

Heroes of Beacon - the Next Chapter

@The Irish Tree -

I SEE YOU LURKING!

@harinezumikouken

risky click o-o;;;;

it's risky for a reason!

@NarayanK

L E W D

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

All this talk about gender roles has given me a buffet of thought for how hain gender roles would develop. I don't know how changing reproduction from pregnancy to laying clutches would alter how females would behave. I mean, they have fairly clear males and females, but I haven't exactly got troupes of egg-laying primates here on Earth to compare them with. *sigh* This is my fault for designing such a weird species.

Anyone here know enough about birds, or lizards, or echidnas to give me a hint?

Edit: This is great procrastination fodder C:

@Muttonhawk

Poopers that are also vajayjays.

Generally speaking, animals that have many offspring but still stick around to foster them will also tend to ignore or outright reject "runts" or weaker children, not wanting to pass their genes on like that. I'd imagine a sentient species like the Hain in that regard would be close to birds, so favoring tending the children as much as they can until maturity, and generally having a stigma against "runts", which I feel would kinda fit for Toun having created them. Can't even have Imperfect slaves, amirite?

But then again, I haven't seen a biology textbook in yeaaaaaars...

Magical Notes - A Tale of Songs and Knights [Hiatus]

Rhodri Gwynfor

"Damnation...they're beyond the walls now!?" Rhodri cursed as he heard the screams from beyond the walls. This was...overwhelming to say the least. Such a large-scale assault, such precise yet seemingly aimless chaos. So much malice, spite, and bloodshed that the mere thought of how the public would speak of Song Knights after this made him shudder. This wasn't how it was ever supposed to turn out...not once did he ever think in his wildest dreams, someone could be so dangerously, perfectly foolish and destructive.

Yet here he was, bashing his way through a Dissonance platoon of skeletons to save what few innocents he could. His maces crunching against bone. His feet crushing their skulls to ensure they were dead. His hands parrying away lethal strikes from his neck and torso. The burning in his left abdomen from a glancing slash from a Dissonance. All of this was real. All of this was happening. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the strongest thing that Rhodri felt as he burrowed the flange of his mace into another Dissonance's head was shame. A deep, burning shame, as if maybe he had done something different, maybe if he were stronger more would still be alive, maybe more would live...maybe what he needed now wasn't more strength. What he needed most was a miracle to arrive and spare the poor people outside the Colosseum a bloody fate.
But sadly, this was the reality of a Song Knight. No one was coming to save that which was close to him. Nobody could be trusted save himself and his arms to disperse these monstrosities. Feeling a deep, infuriating anger burning in his chest, Rhodri let out a bloodcurdling roar as he threw his mace into the skull of an undead legionnaire who's spear was poised to run a mother and son through.

"Blast it all..." he muttered to himself, spitefully glaring at the woman behind all this. The towering dragon nearby, and the hall of innocents that he would soon charge into to try and save. Everything was within arm's reach, but it all still felt so far away. And that siren sure didn't mean that there was an army arriving any time soon to sweep this mess of affairs out of existence.

Hywel

The dragonic earth spirit gave a small bow in response to the far tastier looking princess. It was best to be respectful around these royal types, after all. Sour their mood and their flavor might go sour. Hywel was trying to avoid looking directly at Lieselotte, half to prevent whetting his appetite, half to keep an eye out for any scattered enemies. Yeah. Totally helping.

Once the princess requested a report, Hywel most certainly heard the grumbles of the Captain, slightly opening his mouth while the Captain was looking to get a good view of the innumerous teeth lining his mouth. Of course, such a noble, majestic spirit would never THREATEN such a clearly dutiful and honorable man who probably tasted like rancid garbage. He just didn't like people making snide remarks against fine cuisine. Regardless, he did take the man seriously in regards to the account of the situation and clenched his fist. "Then let us have at it. If no normal soldier can break through, then there is only one answer. Without my master, yet I can dispatch more than a few simple Dissonance. Magic however, might require a more human touch to break through," the Spirit said, glancing back to look at Amelia and Nem. "Shall I leave the spotlight to you two?"

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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No need to mourn him, I understand that he hasn't been very likeable (apparently) so it would be rather odd if everyone suddenly turned around and started mourning his death ^^'

In fact, here's how I see reactions happening xPPP :

Ull'Yang: They just fought each other, Ull being sad over Vowzra's death seems rather odd
Jvan: Well, that's a bit obvious, he's been hating on her since before the universe was created
Toun: Appears to have developed a dislike for Vowzie after Vula's 'death'
Teknall: They just had a confrontation where Vowzra came off like a right prat xP plus he and Jvan are buddies and all that
Kyre: Hardly knows Vowzra and that confrontation didn't give off any good impressions either
Astarte: Just doesn't see eye to eye with him. Might be like, 'oh, he died? Shame. Where's Big gone? Come 'ere biggie...biggie...*remembers what Sin did to her and weeping ensues. All think she's crying for Vowzra and comfort her. Vestec pledges to kill Vowzra for making her sad*'
Slough: Her new wooden form might creak ever so slightly
Illunabar: Vowzra's that weirdo she awkwardly made a baby with that one time. And the baby made her feel super weird too. You know, it might be a kinda good thing that guy's gone...he's like that ex you kinda wish never happened
Niciel: Aww, Vowzra's dead?! How did that happ- oh, he was on Vestec's side in the war? Well, one less bastard to deal with *takes a puff from her nicegar*
Zeph: Has anyone considered that Zeph may also be dead? *glass shatters* or at least, plausibly assumable to be dead
Vestec: Damn! Vowzra's dead? Where's his essence? Can I play wiv it?
Logos: *strokes TOBIA* there there my little antywanty. Soon we shall DESTROY THIS HIDEOUS WORLD AND BUILD ELDORADO ON ITS RUINS get you some more honey

@Kho

Belvast: *Literally dies emotionally.*

Magical Notes - A Tale of Songs and Knights [Hiatus]

I think we may have to freeze this one as well and redo it in a better timing, if no one contributes for a little more time.

This seems the best choice of what to do.

@KoL

Was planning on posting tomorrow, actually. Wasn't sure if something was going to happen with the Kaiju fight going on, so I wanted that to happen first so that Rhodri doesn't get squished beneath a dragon's foot. Kind of a bad way to go.