Making Do
3423 words (+4 XP/Rapport)
Lvl 15 Geralt (140/140) -> (144/150) 410 % OL Charged (Lvl 3)
Edward Portsmith: Level 8 (20 cells) (1 level up stored) //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (59/80)
Ace - Level: 9 - Total EXP: 447/90
Edward agreed with Sandalphon’s request for drones to keep watch, promptly dispelling his enchantments and the regular golems, recharging his mana fuel cells , and then setting about making as many drones as they could support. This, as it turned out, was forty of the things (which was to say, twenty pairs of two).
As he was doing this, the Snoruyo finally caught up, along with, surprisingly, the SomnaDrix, which had been created at the same time as the sheildrix but more or less lost in the shuffle to get moving after. It had, apparently, been following them at a distance this whole time, and only now caught up.
Edward supposed it was his responsibility now as well, which very much heightened the need for pal-spheres. Thus, rather than have the drones sit idle, he had them fan out into the woods to both preemptively detect any threats, as well as to see if he could track down any of the ore needed to make the portable capture/transport devices.
While the Dreadnought had been securing their lodgings, Ace and Geralt had been seeking to find a way to actually enjoy them.
Unfortunately for the pair of hunters, they had not been able to track down the bevy of beverages they’d hoped to find. The basement level of the lodge was definitely large enough to house a wine cellar, but the section of the area that seemed like it would have led to one had been cleaned out. It was regrettable, but at least they had not come back up to the main level entirely empty handed, even if it was only a [url=
bottle[/url] they found. Factoring out the White Team members that didn’t (or couldn’t) drink or were too young, it was just about enough for everyone else to have a glass to take the edge off if they were so inclined.
While they’d been looking, Heismay had brought up some coal and pointed out the dry logs to the pair so at the very least they carried those upstairs along with the bottle of wine. Once the house started warming up and everyone started really settling in, there was little else to do but relax and, maybe, indulge. Perhaps even experiment in the kitchen since those with the more advanced metabolisms were really feeling the day’s diet of rations, stew, and the breakfast the Lost Numbers had been able to provide for them.
Regardless if they decided to try their hand at cooking something or not, some would be headed to the kitchen anyway since that’s where the wine glasses were presumably stored. It was just outside of it that Ace waved Edward over to join himself and Geralt, figuring that with one of the group’s most stressful roles in carriage navigator that the dreadnought might appreciate a glass.
…though since food was still very much on the monster hunter’s mind, he did ask both men with a half-hopeful, half-teasing smile, "so either of you handy with a frying pan?"
Geralt hummed, opening one of his many pouches and retrieving the four strips of horker meat that he'd received earlier from defeating the walrus-like beasts. Unwrapping them from the thin strip of cloth they'd been stored in, he turned to the others. “Had to cook plenty with all sorts of instruments. We just…need to figure out how this place works. Got a bit of meat, we can use a splash of wine to help season it. Won't be much, but it's better than just the stew. We’ll save a piece for Ganondorf, as well. He needs it just as much as we do.”
”I’m sure I could manage something. Using the open flame if nothing else” Edward said. The general had gone up and down in terms of status and access to cooks over the years, but had always made attempts to keep such essential skills fresh. He’d seen one too many a leader become entirely detached from the way the people they ruled lived as a result of being waited on hand and foot.
The Ace Cadet was happy to hear that the both of them seemed willing and able to try their hand at making something. Ace himself could handle something basic, though it would be the most straightforward and simple of dishes if they had left it up to him.
”There’s enough wild berries and cherries in the woods to make a very basic sauce I suppose, or a desert. Other than it's just giant spiders out there, which is something of a gamble” Edward added.
There was always someone in an army who thought cooking up monsters was a good idea. Unless they had the gut of a goblin, this often ended poorly. On the other hand there was that one time during a diplomatic meeting with a goblin arch druid where they’d been served vampire spider black pudding that had been spiced with the creature's own venom. He was fairly sure it had not been a poisoning attempt due to how good it had tasted.
Of course the one for whom monsters were just a part of daily life and whose culture was well used to eating parts of them seemed to misinterpret the gamble comment, saying with a confident smile and a dismissive wave of his hand, "nah, shouldn't be that hard to find out if they're venomous. The real problem is getting a good chunk before it turns to ashes... maybe a leg or two would be doable! I never tried one myself, but I heard they taste almost like carapaceons."
Testing that claim out definitely intrigued Ace.
”Still, there seems to be some of that Paldium out there as well, along with silver, so it might be worth investigating for those and spider samples at some point”
"Your drones can see all that?" Ace questioned, impressed. They had to have better visibility than a human, with the dark and snow both just getting stronger.
”I’ve made a lot of them to make up for all the environmental issues. A good thing too, given that half a dozen have gotten caught in spiderwebs already” Edward replied, before massaging a temple. The sheer volume of information coming in was a lot, even for him. Various subordinates and scrying devices were generally used to reduce the strain, but without an empire, he was having to parse it all with his own mind.
The hunter also agreed that gathering some more supplies would be worthwhile, and for that he didn't hesitate to volunteer. He was perhaps one of the better suited Seekers for it. "If the weather doesn't let up it'll be better to go sooner than later, right? I don't mind grabbing some things and bringing them back," he said. "Especially if your drones can lead me right to them. Might need to borrow one of the creatures though."
”By all means. Most are presently outside grazing or resting” Edward replied to the request for a creature, and then adding that ”I can forge a replacement for one of the ones that has become spiderbait that can act as your guide” with regards to the drone.
"Yeah? Radalos. I'll be back in a cold-snap! Make sure to save me some!"
Geralt nodded at the plan, focusing on getting the strips of meat into the frying pan and glaring at the stove, trying to figure it out. “Little dials down here, must control some kind of output…” he muttered, turning one. A slight hissing noise drew his attention, then his eyes widened as his nose picked up a scent and he quickly turned the dial to off. “Gas. Huh.”
"Flammable gas, perhaps?” Edward speculated, leaning in with intrigue to inspect the mechanism.
It was indeed a device meant to simulate cooking over an open fire, though with far more control over the flames. Beside the knobs that roughly corresponded to the location of the coiled burners on the stove top was a little indicator with the word 'ignite' written on it, each on the far end of the markings around each one that was unmarked but implied a scale of power from low to high. It would be good not to blow the lodge's kitchen up if they could help it.
“Assume so. Says ‘ignite’ at the far end from off, as well. Convenient.” Geralt said, leaning down to inspect the mechanism. “Well, let's see if it still works. If not, I can use Igni to light the gas. Carefully.” He added, spinning the dial around to the ‘ignite’ position, prompting a series of clicks to sound as the ignitor activated, lighting the gas. “Huh. Still works.” Admittedly a bit surprised, Geralt turned the gas back off, nodding. “Give Ace a bit to collect a few things. No point in cooking it long enough to make leather. Now that we know it works, should be easy enough to work it later.”
Stepping away from the stove, Geralt turned his head to Edward. “So, Ace and I were talking about our own worlds earlier, though I've seen his before, believe it or not. Was curious to what yours was like.” The Witcher asked, said curiosity evident in his tone.
"I can believe it” he replied, pondering for a moment, before beginning to both answer the question and explain why "My home world floats, along with many others, within a greater realm known as the astral sea. Think of these worlds as islands, or continents, and the astral sea as, well, the sea. Complete with sea monsters and sea madness. In the time before I was born, great works were done to seal the gates that connected these worlds in order to prevent travel between them. Recently, however, this was undone, and a great deal of chaos has resulted, to put things simply”
"The nature of my world, then, is rather different, pre and post this event. But I suppose what I think puts it apart from many is the level of magic? Especially after the worlds were rejoined, and magic flowed more freely. Rulers both great and terrible use it to gain some small semblance of godhood, and then wield it to transform the land, fuel industry, empower their armies and smite their enemies from afar. At the same time monsters roam the land or rise from the abyss, which must be driven back into the dark with sword and sorcery”
“Hm. A confluence of worlds, connected by an ocean of sorts. Have to wonder if mine isn’t in there somewhere.” he murmured, looking over the kitchen, rifling through cabinets and finding an old container of salt. “Doesn’t go bad, at least…” he said, looking into it and making sure there was nothing in the container itself other than salt.
Meanwhile Ace had slipped out of the lodge, still warmly dressed in his anti-cold gear. As promised one of Edward's fresh drones floated near him, ready to lead the way through the darkening forest. He'd nabbed a few little things from the house, like a few cloth bags and an empty wicker laundry basket, in order to tie them to his chosen pack creature - though he did wonder if filling a bag and then putting that bag in his backpack would actually work to save space in the thing.
As for the creature he ended up picking, after eyeing the bulbous snoruyo, the serpentine chillnath, and the strangely crocodillian somnadrix, he ended up simply going with one of the shieldrix whose body was better adapted both to hauling and moving through a forest. Plus not that he knew how the creature chamber actually worked, but he assumed it would take less resources to replace a shieldrix rather than one of the bigger creatures, not that he intended to let anything happen to it in the first place. With extra baggage strapped on he led the hybrid away from the resting herd. Man, monster, and machine strode into the trees, none of them particularly worried even with the worsening weather.
With Edward's drone network in place and Ace's own scoutflies always tuned to scent out anything dangerous in the immediate area, the impromptu forest shopping trip was pretty safe. Rarely would he see any foot-long spiderling, as they tended to shy away from anything larger than themselves on top of blending in with the snow. Much easier to see were the berries Edward had mentioned, their color standing out against the snow and trees, some orange and some red. The other plants were harder to spot, lillies and lichen that seemed less edible and more experimental, but even so Ace gathered whatever he was directed towards - even the tar of pine trees, which he could take in one of the canisters attached to his pack. Food and light weight things like this he took a lot of, though he tried not to leave any bush or shrub totally bare of its fruits.
After idly feeding the shieldrix some of the winter cherries they moved on, needing to go further out and deeper in for the ore deposits that stuck out from ground. The more crystalline paldium looked like chunks of strong ice, the only difference being its deep blue color. In comparison the silver veins were more difficult to find, taking the longest as it needed to be partially dug out of the snow. Normally something like a reindrix wouldn't be well suited to help gather tough things like ore and stone, but with a shieldon's armored head piece it needed only to bash the deposits with its steel a few times before pieces of them broke away and made it easier to Ace to take over. Eventually he ended up with several chunks of both, part of which he loaded the bags on the creature with and part he just carried himself. Recalling that the recipe to make a Pal Sphere was as simple as combining the paldium with pieces of wood and stone, he made sure to take some random sticks and rocks back too.
The route he'd taken through the forest had been sort of roundabout to hit as many of the resources as possible, and by the time the ore was packed up his trail had already been covered in snow. It would be a different route back to the lodge then, more of a straight shot there. It was on the return trip that the lantern-like cage affixed to his chest shifted from green to red. The hunter paused, bringing a hand up to rest on the shieldrix's flat muzzle to halt its steps as well. A few scoutflies scattered out into the air before coming together and hovering lightly a few yards away, their glow illuminating ice crystals arranged in a semi-tunnel pattern within a dense clump of trees. It was a web, and resting on the edge was a giant wooly spider.
It didn't react to the scoutflies even when one flew too close and got itself stuck to the frosty web. Maybe the vibrations were too small for a temnoceran of this size to notice, or -being an ambush predator rather than one that relied on its webs as Ace suspected- it simply didn't care, trying to weather the snow showers like any other forest native.
Ace could easily avoid it and continue on, but he lingered there. If the drone got close enough, its creator could probably see that he was thinking about something while he stared at it. Looks like its alone, not a surprise though. If we just swing a little wider it probably won't even notice us, but... Edward did say a sample of the spiders would be good to get. Since stealth was not the Cadet's forte, he doubted getting the sample would be as simple as sneaking up and plucking a few of its white hairs. Just one's fine, right? Crack the trochanter, twist, done!
He looked at the shieldrix, who looked back at him when he spoke lowly to it, informing the beast, "we'll just get one, then we'll go back. Stay here for now." before unsheathing his sword.
...eventually the door to the abandoned lodge opened once more, the outdoor light doused with a few random flicks of the light switches just inside the entryway. There was a brief gust of frigid air that dispersed through the house, but it was quickly melted away by the still blazing fireplaces. The inedible items Ace had procured had been dropped off in the stagecoach, including a little silk harvested from the spider's web. The man himself shuffled through the house and back towards the kitchen, stopping only to reach down and pet the mysterious little dog that had shown up (he had no clue how it had evaded him and Geralt earlier, but it seemed friendly) before it went to bother someone else. The red head showed up in the doorway with a bevy of fruits and flowers, a shimmery spider spirit, as well as a very large segmented limb covered in a hairy exoskeleton resting against his shoulder.
"I'm back!" he proudly declared. "And I made out like a Gypceros!"
"That’s good, because we might have had a slight incident here” Edward paused his scrubbing of the sink to reply, before explaining "I’m not sure if it's the unfamiliar equipment, some fusion downside, or the meat itself, but the results were not particularly edible”
The dreadnought looked rather distinctly pale after having taste tested Geralt’s cooking, while the man himself and the offending meal were nowhere to be seen.
"Apparently the man has quite the resistance to poisons, which includes the, ah, results of his attempt”
Ace blinked in surprise, setting the new ingredients down on one of the counters. He definitely hadn't expected to hear anything like that after getting back. "Really? I dunno if I should be happy or disappointed that I missed it!"
"It was certainly an experience”
He went over to Edward to get a better look at what remained of the cooking mishap. There was definitely a lingering bitter smell around the stove. After offering to take over part of the clean up, he asked, "anything left over? 'cause otherwise we'll get to try eating temnoceran after all."
"Fortunately the pan didn’t fit all the strips, so there’s some to spare, but it isn’t much” Edward replied, before with a sigh, saying "Let’s take a look at that spider meat then, and see if we have anything to work with”
The wooly spider was technically venomous, but its anatomy was similar to most worlds' tarantulas rather than the monstrous spiders of some - which was to say that its venom did not extend to its legs in order to be applied via its hairs or anything like that. Working with the assumption that if it allegedly tasted like a crustacean it should be prepared like one, Ace removed as many of these hairs from the leg as possible until all that remained was the hard shell - which the two men then folded and threw into a pot to boil. At the same time what remained of the horker meat was divided up into slightly smaller portions. Not all that confident that he could make any sort of sauce reduction out of the fruits, Ace left Edward to work that out while he gave the steaks a simple sear. Once the spider seemed finished they fished it out to cool down a little before gently cracking the exoskeleton and working it open. The inside really was much like one huge crab leg: a semi-continuous piece of pale meat wrapped around thin cartilage.
"Weirdest surf and turf ever," the Cadet joked as he pulled chunks of the spider meat from the shell.
When all the pieces were finished all that was left was to assemble it on some plates, though the presentation didn't really matter to the men so much as if it was edible, especially after Geralt's attempt had left Edward somewhat haunted. Thankfully this time it had come out pretty alright for two amateur chefs. The horker meat was fatty and flavorful with a beef-like taste despite the fishy smell, and in comparison the wooly spider had a juicy and earthy taste even with its crab-like texture. The few seasonings and fruit-based sauce gave it a little something extra.
It was far from a feast, but there were plates enough for a few other Seekers as well if the smell drew curious noses toward the kitchen.







