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Shinji:

... This guy is a special kind of stupid, isn't he...?

Mordecai: yyyep.

*blasts the man with a small laser at his toes*

Shinji:

What was that for, dude? Uncalled for!

Mordecai:

The dumbo deserved it.

Shinji:

How?

Mordecai:

For being that dense.

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'Tis the birth and life of a vampire!

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Let's see how you do. I'm interested.

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*Impales you in the heart with my sword*
This sword of pure silver shall be your downfall.

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Shinji:

*stares down at the sword in his heart*

Hm...

*pokes it*

Is this supposed to kill me, or something?

Mordecai: obviously he's never dealt with a Familiar Master before.

Shinji:

Probably....

*punches you in the face, and removes your sword from my heart, which bleed, profusely, then miraculously puts itself back together*

ow.

*Watches as my stomach growls loudly*
I wonder what large animals live here?

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*Blocks with my sword*
A new breed. This deviation makes it interesting.
*Sheaths my sword and pulls out a whip*
This whip, blessed with holy water will prevent your retreat into the shadows.

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*Nods*
I will uphold the honor of good versus evil.

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Shinji: a whip...?

This isn't castlevania bub.

And I'm not a vampire.

So all you'll do is lightly cut me with that puny thing.

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*Whips you*
To Hell demon beast, from whence you came; this is Existence—it isn't a game!

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Shinji:

*catches your whip, pulls you toward me as I deck you in the face once more*

Are you done yet? Or do I have to continue?

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Mordecai:

*notices you, and growls*

This doesn't seem like your territory.

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Okay.

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Leone: You need to talk more. But whatever.
?: ...
*The car goes from zero to two hundred in fifteen seconds*

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*A car suddenly speeds into view ahead of you, and perfectly times a power slide to turn around and take off, matching your speed and staying next to you. The guy on the turret aims at the car*

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Leone: *Grins*
Looks like it's time to start the party. Anyone up for a gore fest theme?
*Turns the wheel, which turns the car directly toward the other*
Hang on!

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*The car veers slightly but stays on course. It pulls slightly ahead of you, and the gunner starts to fire at your windshield. The female merc in the passenger seat leaps onto the roof of your car*

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*The windshield cracks, but doesn't break*
Leone: *Flips a few switches and Aero's seat as well as the swordsman's rise to the top*
Wouldn't be the first time someone's tried!
-*My arms turn into machine guns that fire at the other car while he walks toward the merc*