Mum just can't seem to stop patronising me these days. Today it's practically an insult because my room is literally the cleanest room in the house and she wants me to read a children's book about how to clean a room, because apparently it'll "help with my organisational skills".

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Get her the Mr. Clean Magic Erasers and tell her to clean it herself if she thinks is not good enough XD loljk. Don't disrespect your parents I learned that one the hard way XD

Mum just can't seem to stop patronising me these days. Today it's practically an insult because my room is literally the cleanest room in the house and she wants me to read a children's book about how to clean a room, because apparently it'll "help with my organisational skills".

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Ouch. Jerk move.

That moment when you have ten places to eat at for lunch within walking distance from your school.

That moment when you have ten places to eat at for lunch within walking distance from your school.

Well, I just found out that Edge failed at fixing one of the crucial problems of IE: that the tabs were not split into different processes. I thought Edge was supposed to be a browser with totally redesigned code, which would have allowed them to fix that, but I guess not.

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They recycled most of IE.

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That's what I thought. I was really hoping "redesigned" meant "redesigned", and that Microsoft wouldn't be lazy about it.

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Big companies? Spending money on something? Gates forbids!

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How about some fresh-baked cookies?

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I JUST NOW REALISED THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MADDIE
I'M SO SORRY
SPIRIT WOULD NEVER SAY THAT, AT LEAST IN THAT WAY; HE HASN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH

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I thought it was the best sign that something was wrong.
"I don't care about sounding serious. Cookies?"

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I JUST NOW REALISED THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MADDIE
I'M SO SORRY
SPIRIT WOULD NEVER SAY THAT, AT LEAST IN THAT WAY; HE HASN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH

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Don't change it. I like it.

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His serious sound is natural. Something like "How about some fresh-baked cookies?" is totally out of place for him. More like "I have access to cookies that have just been baked, if you'd like them."

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I know, but it was funny.